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Candace Keefauver
- Sacra-tomato, California, US
- Last Login: 12/14/2009
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Friend Factory
Music Player
Interests
General
Burning man, fire poi, heated debates, surface piercings, hot rods, ambulances, manifest destiny, muscle cars, harley's, zion, karaoke, dickies, peacocks, funky bass beats, great oraters, chains of command, steve's pizza, ranch dressing, social psychology, vintage porn, fishnet, self-actualization, self-expression, lava lamps and shiny things.
Support medical causes.
Spin fire!
Be a little weird.
Watch cartoons.
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Live your dreams. Chris Porter is hilarious AND good in bed. "Pot's the only drug I do...besides Xanax and mushrooms"
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I'm mostly interested in putting off being a grownup for as long as humanly possible.
Music
Dance, dammit. This commercial is the ultimate graphic design accomplishment...If you've ever seen a car with fresher moves I'd like to see it.
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Music is the perfect drug.
The truth is...
Bob's Child, 4 guys from Reno, Bucho, Amy Winehouse, 311, India Arie, Ariel S. Lee, Blues Traveler, Jill Scott, System of a Down, Violent Femmes, Maroon 5, Simon Apex, Regina Spektor, Gnarls Barkley, Franz Ferdinand, The Queensbury Rules, Ben Folds Five, 6Q, Ani DiFranco, Tribe of Levi, Santana, Billy Joel, Green Day, Black Crowes, 4 Non-Blonds, Jack Johnson, The Eagles, Paul Gorden, Dusty Springfield, Aphex Twins, Infected Mushroom, Janis Joplin, DJ Irene, Concrete Blonde, Evenescence, Lisa Loeb, Elbereth, Roisen Murphey, POTUSA, BEP, Blondie, Tom Jones, Dixie Chicks, G.A.M.M.A, Butterscotch, Jamiroquai, Soul Remnants, Bread, Matisyahu, William Shatner, DJ Malacai, Willy Nelson, Drum n' Bass, Jungle, Sinaed O'Conner, Jem, Nirvana, Weezer, Jack Johnson, NERD, Bob Marley, Alanis Morrisette, Yeah, yeah, yeahs, Alicia Keyes, Afroman, CeeLoo, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Pixies, Jem, Rick James, XTC, Simon & Garfunkel, The Smiths, PCD, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam, Dave Mathews Band, Chicago, The Doors, Blackalicious, Eels, KottonMouth Kings, Lauryn Hill, Queen, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Sublime, Paul Oakenfold, Flogging Molly...I love good music. I don't care what flavor it is.
"Lift up your hands" Ray IS Yitzhak! Hedwig and the Angry Inch live at the Crest, more videos on YouTube.
....Movies
"Every passing moment is another chance to turn it all around" -Vanilla SkyLoose Change 2nd edition, this is the short preview and it should be enough to make you a believer.
Anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Ryan Renolds, anything starring your Mom.
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This guy can do my most coveted trick, the behind the back weave...Scroll right to see my video. Not quite as highly skilled, but still better then you. Probably.Television
"My mouth is watering just thinking about those balls" Alec Baldwin on SNL making more ball jokes then you would think possible in one sitting.
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Natalie Portman is a bad ass bitch.
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Cunnalingus sketch by Tina Fey.
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I'm a total tv slut, I'd be embarrased to post the trash that I enjoy on my tivo late at night...1. Intervention. The ugliest and most hilarious side to serious drug addiction, self mutilation, eating disorders and general madness. 2. House. Hot doctors saving lives, sign me up. 3. Cheaters. Did you see the episode where Joey got stabbed on the boat?
What about the one where a girl gets caught cheating on her boyfriend in a threesome that involves a guy in a gimp mask and a girl wearing war paint?
Tv is evil, turn it off while you still can before you end up like me...
Hooked on reality television and proud of it. CSPAN is reality too you know!
Books
The Grapes of Wrath, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan, The Law of Attraction, A Wrinkle in Time, An Unquiet Mind, Speak, What She Saw, Where the Wild Things Are, Brave New World, the Long Dark tea-time of the soul, So long and thanks for all the Fish, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The World according to Garp, The Basic Eight, Divine Madman, Sleeping with Random Beasts, The Secret Life of Bees, the Bonfire of the Vanities, The Sun also Rises, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Valley of the Dolls, The Kite Runner, Tuck Everlasting, Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs, A Light in the Attic, 1984, The VICE guide to Sex, Drugs & Rock n' Roll, Hiroshima, Prozac Nation, High Fidelity, The Secret Life of Plants(I have a fern that I water with nothing but love, thanks to this book), The Lovely Bones, Grey Matter, The Burn Journals, They Call Me Mad Dog, On Death and Dying, The Tao of Pooh, The Te of Piglet, The Zen of Motorcycle Maintenence.
Yeah, I love books...Know a good one?Heroes
Soldiers, Anyone in EMS, The Tick, my Grandma, your Momma. Steve Jones, Alex Jones and this guy.
Napoleon.
Mitch Hedburg and Mr. Rogers. If only I could clone them into one perfectly hilarious neighbor!
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Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Sacra-tomato
- Body type: 5' 9" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Children: Someday
- Smoke: Yes
- Education: In college
- Occupation: Emergency sandwich technician
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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2006 to Present
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Cosumnes River College
- Sacramento,CA
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Other
- Major: Emergency Medicine
2001 to 2002 -
Mcclatchy (c.k.) High
- Sacramento,California
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Sleeping in
- Minor: Lunch
1996 to 1997 -
Sacramento High
- Sacramento,California
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Skipping class
- Minor: Hanging out w/juniors.
- Clubs: Saxamaphone band geek.
1996 to 1998
Companies
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Max's
- Roseville, CA US
- Server of sandwiches and Ale
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Zigatos Bar and Grille
- Sacramento, CA US
- Bartender
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Priority One Medical
- Sac, CA US
- EMT
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Waterworld USA
- Sac, CA US
- Lifeguard and slide tester
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Best Buy
- Roseville, CA US
- Master of the television
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US Army
- Ft. Sam, TX US
- All that I could be...
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Highlander Dolphins
- N. Highlands, CA US
- Coach Candace
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Chevy's
- Sacto, CA US
- Server (salsa tester)
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4 Points by Sheraton
- Sac, CA US
- Bartender
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Department of Corrections (and Rehabilitation)
- Sac, CA US
- Secretary
Truth Box
Mobsters
Own Your Friends!
Mafia Wars
Prison Lockdown
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 6, 2009 7:23 PM When it's bad
- Jul 1, 2009 7:36 PM Pathetic Pirates
- May 8, 2009 8:14 PM I can see your halo...
- May 2, 2009 2:15 AM Sythesize happiness (or heroin).
- Apr 26, 2009 12:31 AM Stop it.
Blurbs
About me:
I don't believe in stereotypes. I'm not here to correct your misconceptions. I was uncool before uncool was cool. I have a flair for the dramatic but I hate drama. I love beautiful things. I eat sunflower seeds whole but remove tomato middles before consuming the edge. I'm a good listener. I believe in conspiracy theories. I adore Scrabble. I sleep in my eyeliner. Tattoos and piercings turn me on. I'm a sensory overload junkie. I'm impetuous. I tell bad jokes. I feed my inner fat girl. I'm terrible at cheering people up. I fall down a lot, and I do mean a LOT. I learn from my mistakes. I drink too much coffee. I'm sarcastic to the point of being ridiculous. I'm depressed, I'm cautiously optimistic, I have the best of intentions. I'm a realist. I follow my dreams. I need to try harder... I'm a big dork and I don't care...I burn all year..
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I am a super hero!
I like to try out different lives; I used to be an EMT, I used to be in the Army. I used to be engaged and I almost had a beautiful step-daughter once.
I'm the klutziest person you've ever met. I got an ulcer and lost 50 pounds. I want to be a graphic designer in Amsterdam. I look like Uma Thurman. I'm "too much". I love tiny things, especially tiny sharpies ..chains.
I worship at the church of BurningMan. I spin fire poi. I found myself a home in the Black Rock Desert. Every year for 6 years, fingers crossed for '07...
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Who I'd like to meet:
John Stewart, Halcyon Pink(spread the pink!), Dita Von Teese, Johnny Knoxville, Portia Di Rossi, Joey Grecko, Hugh Laurie, Joel McHale, Tina Fey, Barack Obama, Ryan Renolds, Kahlil Gibran, Captain Piccard, Jason Lee, Garth Ennis, Spock, Dracula, Hedwig, the Elephant Man, Oprah, Katt Williams, Willie Nelson, anyone who supports Living as an Art, fire dancers, fire smokers, and anyone with a fire burning inside...
Jay and Silent Bob.
Burners!
Comments
Dec 15 2009 2:31 AM
Dec 15 2009 2:31 AM
Oct 27 2009 5:35 PM
Oct 14 2009 9:06 PM
CLICK PICTURE TO GO TO SACRED CHAO TATTOOS
Oct 14 2009 9:04 PM
HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING WELL!!! MAGICAL WISHES I SEND YOUR WAY!!!
KISSES IN THE WIND, JEWLS
AKA-PLAYA TURTLE )o(
Oct 14 2009 9:04 PM
The Cannabis Comedy Fest is gonna rock Sacramento!
HBO and Cannabis Planet will be filming
Ngaio Bealum & Jeffrey Peterson @ The Cannabis Comedy Fest Both Nites!
Ngaio Bealum ~ Comics Unleashed, The Sarah Silverman Show, Hempstalk,, 420 Compassion Fest, Cannabis Planet
Publisher of West Coast cannabis Magazine
Jeffrey Peterson The 420 Comic ~ ExtravaGANJA, THC Expo Comedy Show
The Dopest Show On Earth, We Love Weed, The Burning Man Festival
Publisher of California Chronicle XXX Magazine
Roland A. Duby ~ "Marijuana Man", Hemprock Radio, ExtravaGANJA,
Jack Herer's former Personal Assistant
plus:
Huge raffle and *BIG* Prizes!! *Glass Art* 420GEAR! *CDs* Patient Packages!
*Body Work* Garden GEAR!! Plus Hellza more stuff!!!
At the CANNABIS COMEDY FESTIVAL
(Punchline Comedy Club 2100 Arden Way Sac)
OCTOBER 7th & 8th, 2009!<font size="undef
Oct 1 2009 2:43 AM
im lookin for someone to go with. i will have some ganja.
HEY WE NEED TO DO OUR SPY MISSION AS WELL.... call me bitch or answer my texts!
Oct 1 2009 2:42 AM
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Sep 10 2009 2:02 AM
anyway, text me or call me i lost your #
Aug 28 2009 11:37 PM
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aloha kakahiaka Candace!
Aug 28 2009 11:37 PM
HAVE A SUPER SATURDAY.
AND A SINFUL SUNDAY.
KILLERSKAR. HEADHUNTER. HMA.
Aug 23 2009 5:08 AM
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Aug 11 2009 5:25 PM
have a killer week.
KILLERSKAR. HEADHUNTER. HMA.
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HAVE A KILLER DAY MY FRIEND.
KILLERSKAR. HEADHUNTER. HMA.
Jul 28 2009 1:54 AM
miss you<3