I love to laugh, so comedy is something I enjoy to a far extent.
Though people may think I'm a bit insane by my laughter at the weirdest times, and also may seem rude. Or just plain nuts, mainly cause there times where I'm alone, or off in a part of a room by myself with other people in it, and I'll just start laughing out loud.
So its understood if I seem nuts, though I'm not.......yet.
So here are some people that make me laugh, as well as friends and family.
Nick DiPaolo
His wording and witty way with sharpened insulting manner is priceless.
A very fast pace comedian. Certainly someone I enjoy.
Dane Cook
Whats not to like about his style. Very animated and outrageous, its hard not to laugh.
With his archetypical way of everyday life and relationships or as he puts it, relationshits!!
Good ol GeorgeCarlin.
A wise and now bitter but good comedian, his stand up changed from his earlier work to a now more in your face pushing boundaries guy, leaving nothing unsaid, though not the only one, his work in other fields is also something I appreciate and respect. And a wise man as well.
Mitch Hedberg
With his different style, though some what similar to Steven Wright. His randomness and seemingly wasted like chuckles and wording makes him seperate. His thought processes are unique and wise in a wacky way. Sadly though he is no longer with us.
Lenny Bruce
The first to in fact push boundaries, at the time conformity had such a stranglehold it could suffocate even the largest inferno. The lines were thick, and he paid dearly for such actions. However he was the linchpin that spawned the likes of Bill Hicks, Carlin, and others. Though his life was tragic, he lived. When most never have.
Bill Hicks
The best of the best. A well rouned stand up comedian in every aspect, as well as a visonary. A true born comic. In his life he put in a unfathomable amount of work. As well as being a influence for such bands as Rage Against The Machine, Radiohead, and Tool. His words have rang truer and truer into our present day, despite his passing 14 years ago.
Heres a tid bit, its not stand up or anything, but interesting to say the least. Rogan is a very overlooked comic, and is no one trick pony. Very smart and has applied himself in many fields. Carlos Mencia has ripped him off as well as MANY others, and if you get some free time, do look up a clip where Rogan confronts him on it.....priceless.
Art
Salvador Dali
An AMAZING surrealist and just as with his ability for still-life. Though a wild and weird character, (which I like). He helped break loose the plain and dull. Produced and insane amount of work, and not just in the medium of painting either. Though many have a hard time undertanding most of it without knowledge of his meaning and manners, his work is very appreciated. This world was lucky to have him.
Mark Ryden
Ryden makes his soft colors blend effortlessly, and with incorporating many different aspects and connotations, its no wonder why so many people like his work. He has also done work for musicians such as the cover for Michael Jacksons Dangerous, and The Red Hot Chilli Peppers album One Hot Minute.
Alex Grey
Grey has an uncanny ability for anatomy and vision. Bright vibrant colors in every picture as well as an intense meaning and wonder. Indeed a true visonary. He has also done work for other bands as well, such as Nirvana, Live, and Tool.
Georges Seurat
This pic above is not the actual one, however, a gentleman (whos name I can not remember for the life of me) recreated by using color pins. The orginal painting was done in a technique called stippling or pointillism, and the gentleman who made the one above used 867,251 pins, and it took 372 days to complete. And managed to keep his sanity in the process.
Kiki Thompson
Not a big name, however I love his sculptures. His work can be bought and is found on line.
My doing.
I enjoy doing 3-D/sculptures more then 2-D. Seeing something where you can touch or move it has more of an impact to myself, as well as others.
And 2-D
Animals
I love all animals, they have so much to offer without really offering. Just watching and witnessing there nature makes ours seem like the true mess that it is. I love dogs, birds, lizards, fish, hell....all! And yes even the predators, I mean your friends with people and love and were raised by people, and were PREDATORS! So killing or fearing them because of a lack of knowledge does more harm then good. (Predators, not people, and not the alien predator, thats ok) Thats a give in. I have had countless pets, and raised many wild birds such as mocking birds, cardinals and a crow, and hopefully soon a blue jay. Love to fish, but not eat them, unless I had to survive. A simple picture and the scalely feller is back on his way. And I'm a happy guy. And they are a hundred times smarter then we know.
Yummy!
Love all sports, well just about anyways.
LOVE football more then them all.
I live and die by them. So basically, I die. HA HA!!
And another interest of mine is peace.
And I LOOOOOOVVVVEEE games!!! All and any kind.
Enjoy this simple one.
How can you not hate this guy by now, though he is a puppet like us. He helps let it be this way.
They suck, K!
Now I know it’s somewhat unavoidable, but lies I can’t stand. Manipulation, threats, bullshit stories, bloated egos, and up held “image”, people who mistreat and or hurt and kill animals, carelessness for others and this planet. Disrespect to family, friends, women, children, and even complete strangers (I know there are exceptions). Greediness. Two face. Holier-than-thou people. No sense of humor, or people who can’t poke fun at themselves. Stubborn mindedness. Advertisements. Spam. Text messaging. Answering machines. Credit cards. Bad smells. Candy. The color pink. Gold, diamonds, any kind of jewelry that’s not hippie like, “precious” metals, minerals, or carbons mean nothing to me unless for a practical use. SUV’s. Wasp’s. Really think about, like what the fuck purpose does the wasp serve in the circle of life grand scheme of things… Nothing! Nothing but it can sting you a bunch of times, while the bee only gets to sting you once and then die. That’s messed up, someone needs to give god a call and tell him that product needs some work. UUmmm, let me see what else. Eggnog, coleslaw, dirty and or clean laundry lying around the floor. Music that sucks, just turn on the radio to any channel and there’s a 90% chance I’ll hate it. Motorcycles. Sneezing, really, sneezing sucks. It’s like an orgasm with out it feeling good and you look stupid when you do it. Having to go to the bathroom. Feeling tired. And American Idol. Oh and of course, if you can't tell, linkin park and nickelback.
Music
There is no roof on the amount, nor do I deprive myself of all the sounds that there are out there. My palette has many colors here, and they mix, its all in the mood or state of consciousness, induced by artificial stimulants or by man or women. Its must be REAL, meaningful, strong, weak, beautiful, ugly, soothing, chaotic... all the temperaments that sooth the beast.
Movies
I enjoy movies with passion, vision, insight and wonder through metaphors and some comedies with creative humor as well as the obvious.
Television
Books
Heroes
Status:
Here for:
Social Networking with friends
Orientation:
As equilibrial as possible
Hometown:
A little place called nunna god damn business
Body Type:
Two arms and two legs with skin wrapped around feeble bones
Ethnicity:
Human
Religion:
All life's consciousness, and not a already doctrine social construct
Sign:
ARIES!
Smoke / Drink:
Crack and whiskey from the jar
Children:
Hell no
Occupation:
Love machine
Income:
If you look at this part, kill yourself
neohuman7's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Port Richey
Body type:
6' 0" / Athletic
Religion:
Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Occupation:
Subversive syrenean desmen
neohuman7's Schools
Ridgewood High School
New Port Richey,Florida
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1997 to 1999
neohuman7's Companies
Midget Porn + Donkeys.com Floating Island in the sky, Yer moms US The dude the directs it. The ass crack
Before time started
neohuman7 is school girl giddy about going to the Alex Grey 11:11 Let There Be Light. Sound. Art. Three day event. Posted at 6:42 PM Nov 11 view more
Therefore the sage is guided by what he feels and not by what he sees.
He let go of that and chooses this.
Give up sainthood, renounce wisdom,
And it will be a hundred times better for everyone.
Give up kindness, renounce morality,
And men will rediscover filial piety and love.
Give up ingenuity, renounce profit,
And bandits and thieves will disappear.
These three are outward forms alone,
they are not sufficient in themselves.
It is more important to see the simplicity,
To realize one's true nature,
To cast off selfishness
And temper desire.
Yield and overcome;
Bend and be straight;
Empty and be full;
Wear out and be new;
Have little and gain;
Have much and be confused.
Therefore wise men embrace the one
And set an example to all.
Not putting on a display,
They shine forth.
Not justifying themselves,
They are distinguished.
Not boasting,
They receive recognition.
Not bragging,
They never falter.
They do not quarrel,
So no one quarrels with them.
Therefore the ancients say,
"Yield and overcome"
Is that an empty saying?
Be really whole,
And all things will come to you.
Knowing others is wisdom;
Knowing the self is enlightenment.
Mastering others requires force;
Mastering the self needs strength.
He who knows he has enough is rich.
Perseverance is a sign of will power.
He who stays where he is endures.
To die but not to perish is to be eternally present.
Confucius
Three kinds of friends beneficial, and three are harmful.
When friends are honest, sincere, or knowledgeable, they are beneficial.
When friends are pretentious, fawning, or opportunistic, they are harmful.
Those who have virtue have something to say,
but those who have something to say do not necessarily have virtue.
Humanitarians are courageous,
but the courageous are not necessarily humane.
Leaders draw on limitless resources of education
and thought to embrace and protect the people without bound.
A man who aspires to the way
yet is ashamed of poor clothing and poor food,
is not worth talking too.
Even if you have fine abilities,
if you are arrogant and stingy,
the rest is not worth considering.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
The Cloud
I am the daughter of Earth and Water, And the nursling of the Sky; I pass through the pores of the ocean and shores; I change, but I cannot die.
For after the rain when with never a stain The pavilion of Heaven is bare, And the winds and sunbeams with their convex gleams Build up the blue dome of air, I silently laugh at my own cenotaph, And out of the caverns of rain, Like a child from the womb, like a ghost from the tomb, I arise and unbuild it again.
I bring fresh showers for the thirsting flowers, From the seas and the streams; I bear light shade for the leaves when laid In their noonday dreams. From my wings are shaken the dews that waken The sweet buds every one, When rocked to rest on their mother's breast, As she dances about the sun.
I wield the flail of the lashing hail, And whiten the green plains under, And then again I dissolve it in rain, And laugh as I pass in thunder. I sift the snow on the mountains below, And their great pines groan aghast; And all the night 'tis my pillow white, While I sleep in the arms of the blast.
Sublime on the towers of my skiey bowers, Lightning, my pilot, sits; In a cavern under is fettered the thunder, It struggles and howls at fits; Over earth and ocean, with gentle motion, This pilot is guiding me, Lured by the love of the genii that move In the depths of the purple sea; Over the rills, and the crags, and the hills, Over the lakes and the plains, Wherever he dream, under mountain or stream, The Spirit he loves remains; And I all the while bask in Heaven's blue smile, Whilst he is dissolving in rains.
Robert Frost
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leafs a flower.
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subside to leaf.
So eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down today.
Nothing gold can stay.
Edgar Allan Poe
The Haunted Palace
In the greenest of our valleys
By good angels tenanted,
Once a fair and stately palace-
Radiant palace- reared its head.
In the monarch Thought's dominion-
It stood there!
Never seraph spread a pinion
Over fabric half so fair!
Banners yellow, glorious, golden,
On its roof did float and flow,
(This- all this- was in the olden
Time long ago,)
And every gentle air that dallied,
In that sweet day,
Along the ramparts plumed and pallid,
A winged odor went away.
Wanderers in that happy valley,
Through two luminous windows, saw
Spirits moving musically,
To a lute's well-tuned law,
Round about a throne where, sitting
(Porphyrogene!)
In state his glory well-befitting,
The ruler of the realm was seen.
And all with pearl and ruby glowing
Was the fair palace door,
Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing,
And sparkling evermore,
A troop of Echoes, whose sweet duty
Was but to sing,
In voices of surpassing beauty,
The wit and wisdom of their king.
But evil things, in robes of sorrow,
Assailed the monarch's high estate.
(Ah, let us mourn!- for never morrow
Shall dawn upon him desolate!)
And round about his home the glory
That blushed and bloomed,
Is but a dim-remembered story
Of the old time entombed.
And travellers, now, within that valley,
Through the red-litten windows see
Vast forms, that move fantastically
To a discordant melody,
While, like a ghastly rapid river,
Through the pale door
A hideous throng rush out forever
And laugh- but smile no more.
Self Education makes great men.
-Bruce Lee
Educate yourself.
What you see, is this form that I hold now. Cherish the moment. Because its all we have. And it will not stay the same. All that it will become is a fond memory, so embrace it.
If you lack any common decency or sense, then your in for a boring read. But if you do not, then you will probably be a little shocked. So brace yourself. Anyway.....In this life. I desire to help people, hence help the world. I want to contribute as much as possilbe. I feel were in a free fall or land slide as a collective race. Whatever analogy you conjure up, I believe we need help. In whatever shape or form, I want to provide it. But mostly if I have the opportunity to choose with people, I would like to aid anyone with dream interpretations. I do this interpretating by archetypical subconscious symbolism. It works, but it is not concrete, interacting with the individual is a requisite. It brings understanding, no fortune telling. Most, not all of our dreams are usually whats going on with us individually in a psychological sense. There is more to it all. But this would end up being a million pages long. On to the next......Well, I like basicly everything, but waste time in a negative manner. "So what the hell am I doing here". I ask myself that a lot here....
Connecting with people I guess is the attempt, out of these millions I feel very few will ever understand. Not me that is. Thats impossilbe. Ha ha ha! This world, this life, this existance. Theres more to it than people think. If they think at all.
You know it's funny, that it's not polite to talk about religion or politics, you know things that matter. Like god forbid we should start thinking, or is it that people may not be civil enough to handle different ideas yet, or could it be a subconscious sense that you might be wrong, a bi-product of insecurity that what was imposed on us from when we were young. Lets face it, not everything we were taught is true or right. Really, think about it. I could "save a baby duck" or whatever from certain death, and take care it, feed it and give it a funny little name. That duck would think I'm its mother, and that this is normal, and the way it should be. Creating a new or different perception. This connotation means two different things yet they are the same. So you see where I'm going with this. We are one. Killing for a belief defeats its cause. The things repressed and tucked away, they grow and grow, eventually becomes a preverbal "demon" and will a make its presence felt. So branch out, make mistakes, experience things for yourself. Thats what your here for. This is the greatest gift!! And our freedom is icing on the . And if you made it to the end of this one section, I thank you. You are not a parasite, just taking and exploiting this world. Hey, I never said I was perfect.
LOVE
Is something I guess you can say about me.
Though there is too little of it.
Tunnel of love.
And not that kinda of tunnel you perv's!
Its all I want, I really don't care about anything else.
Everything does'nt matter to me without it.
It all seems to be some game that is not fun.
Heres a little fun for ya!
In this picture, there are seventy some odd bands/groups.
Test your knowledge of music or cognition, or both.
How many can you get?
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Who I'd like to meet:
Sadly enough, well most of the people I'd like to meet are dead. To make it easy, I guess I wish to meet artist, musicians, philosophers, people who seek more out of life. Not on the outside, but from within. Any one smart, comedians, teachers, people with a heart and soul. Chicks who are brilliant and funny.
Sigmund Freud
Carl Jung
Joseph Campbell
Albert Einstein
Terence McKenna
Bruce Lee
Henry Rollins
Tom Morello
These are just a few idealist, that I would love to talk about ANYTHING with. For some odd reason, the majority of the ones I have picked are dead. My luck and taste I'd suppose.
I got this off of a Starbuck cup and I liked it so much that I thought I would share it with you.
"In a world where celebrity equals talent, and where make-believe is called reality, it is most important to have real love, truth and stability in your life."
This is so true. I have found that having real love in my life to be so grounding and does not alow me to get stuck in make-believe land. Remember to seek out and treasure love in all forms.
sup ninja? Just checking up on ya. That Holland Boys video makes me crack up every time I watch it. Hit me up if you don't have to work tomorrow. I'd like to put a few brewskies back. word to yo mama.
I hope that you like this means something to you because it ment something to me.
"The only person on this planet that can make me happy is me. When I first took responsibility for my happiness, my entire life changed for the better."
The fact that we all want happiness but I find so many people do not realize that happiness comes from the inside. So look inside of yourself and find the joy in your life.
Yup, its alot of fun, as of right now I taking boxing Mon-Wed with a Mauy Thai in there from time to time, then I grapple on Fridays, Saturdays is a conditioning class, Mauy Thai, Grappling and then open spar with the big boys. My nose is still jacked from last week! Their damn reach advantage is what gets me.