Mr. Walters
Britton Walters
Please, let's keep this north of the junkyard.

Male
36 years old
BERWYN, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 7/1/2009
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    Mr. Walters's Interests
GeneralI like making things... All sorts of things and pretty much all of the time if I could manage it. You can see some of the stuff I've made at my website: www.nerfect.com. I am truly happiest when I'm hunched over my drawing table working.

I also enjoy hitting the road and getting out of Stinktown. I don't need much, just a backpack and a place to crash for the night. Travel is one of life's simple pleasures. Sure, the getting there might be tough at times, but being somewhere new and experiencing new cultures is definitely worth the effort.
MusicI'm really into y'know japanese funk. i think Prince is the future. I'm kinda into that funky hip pop jam thing... But, seriously folks, my musical tastes tend to run a bit on the eclectic side... Reggae to country, 'sixties soul to punk, and beyond. Are there any lawyers in the audience tonight?

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MoviesIdeally, I like to watch the finest works of cinema, those which make you think and move you emotionally. However, usually, I end up watching a lot of horrible schlock, but if you have an open mind you can find beauty everywhere.
TelevisionYes, I watch television. Not all day, but enough to understand the concepts. I watch very few programs on their first run. If a show has merit (or is from another country) I tend to catch up with it on DVD.

I watch a lot of old reruns. There is a station here in Chicago that shows nothing, but the classics. An evening is not complete without watching Sanford and Son.

If there was a station that played nothing but "Streets of San Francisco" I would never leave my house.
BooksContrary to popular belief, I read more than comic books and old men's magazines with stories about unshaven guys duking it out with Grizzly bears. I have a short commute into Chicago, so I am in constant need of new books to read... Please send suggestions.

I tend to read a lot of non-fiction (science, history, biographies, etc.), but I really love a good bit of fiction when I come across it. Seriously, send me those suggestions.
HeroesYou know if I had a hot jazz combo or a DJ with mad skills backing me up I'd be throwing out a truckload of shout outs, but as it is I will just have to sum it up another way. The writing on the file tab on my heoes folder might read, "Those who sacrificed what they had to in order to unleased their creative vision onto the world without taking crap from anyone."
Groups: the diabolical hotdog's posseThe Royal Order of Japanese FunkToy Designers

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     Mr. Walters's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Atlanta
Body type:1' 4"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Art Director

   Mr. Walters's Schools
School Of Art Institute Of Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1995
Palm Beach Gardens High School
Palm Beach Gardens,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1987 to 1991

   Mr. Walters's Companies
Nerfect Worldwide, Limited
Berwyn!, Illinois US





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   Mr. Walters's Blurbs
About me:
I'm like this guy who draws these goofy things and then puts them up on my web site. I make my green as a graphic designer for an advertising agency here in Chicago, and I am completely non-fictional. Word and such.

You can smell all the magic at: www.nerfect.com.

Here is a sticker of a bear eating a hot dog that I made just for you!

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If that wasn't cool enough, here is an image of the cover to my latest comic book, Tales of The Danged...

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You can find out more about it and order a copy at www.nerfect.com.

By the way, I also serve as an administrator of the daily strange video blog, OW! MY SWEET EYES! If you like things that are so bad that they’re good, you should check it out.

Who I'd like to meet:
A man who can turn his head into a plate of fried chicken and mashed potatoes. That would be kind of cool.
Oh yes, and I also like to meet...
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...Weng Weng! The bad ass so nice they named him twice!

   Mr. Walters's Friend Space (Top 37)
Mr. Walters has 197 friends.
 ANDREW 


 Hot Funk 


 DOLLBABYtina 


 Spiderbaby Fastwolf 


 Diabolical Hot Dog 


 Jason Robert Bell 


 Kirsten 


 Caveman Robot 


 FLY BIRD 


 missy 


 kristen 


 Dizzy's Diner 


 Peat 


 Alison 


 Chris Wisnia 


 Jessie 


 YipYop 


 Twink 


 The Spindle 


 Paul Caporino (M.O.T.O.) 


 Broken Cherry® 


 Captain Ass Kick 


 Bob 


 Krystal 


 Dan Goodsell 


 *Brrrrrrrrigitte* 


 Weng Weng 


 Joe Infurnari 


 Busy Beaver Button Co 


 DonnaDarko 


 Doug 


 Secret Dog 


 Liz 


 Contagious Graphics: The Best Screen Printers! 


 The Lord of the Sexy 


 supercorn 


 Luchador Collab-o-mask 





Mr. Walters's Friends Comments
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DOLLBABYtina





Jun 2 2009 1:12 AM

http://eataduckimust.blogspot.com/2009/05/constructor-fair-funness.html
PATROU





Apr 30 2009 2:52 PM

My News!! 2 of my designs produced
by Music Skins for ipods & laptops
www.musicskins.com in the ART section

DOLLBABYtina





Apr 24 2009 7:14 PM

happy birthday! see you and wiener tomorrow
Jessie





Apr 17 2009 10:22 PM

A. That I am peaceful
B. That you are now part of a secret society
C.
That you grab yer biscuits?
Jessie





Apr 17 2009 10:21 PM

WHAT?
Jessie





Apr 13 2009 10:51 PM

Illuminarty
Jessie





Mar 30 2009 4:24 AM

Crazy biscuit grabbin' maniacs. We had fun this weekend. Thanks so much.

Loved the show. Looking forward to Fly Bird.
xo
DOLLBABYtina





Mar 26 2009 2:21 AM

oh! we are going to hot chocolate to eat dinner before the show. i know you prolly have to set up stuff, but if want to eat there, let me know. i have to reserve.
Jessie





Mar 25 2009 6:20 PM

Very good. Well, we will be there and are very much looking forward to seeing you and Mrs. Walters. I am assuming Dollbaby and Mr. Hot Funk will be there as well. Bonus. Seeing everyone at the same time is always a bonus.
:)
Jessie





Mar 25 2009 5:09 PM

yes, we are gonna be there! Wouldn't miss it. :) I am so happy for you.
Jessie





Mar 25 2009 4:54 PM

Tots? Soon?
FLY BIRD





Mar 17 2009 4:17 AM

i love it with all my heart!
DOLLBABYtina





Mar 17 2009 1:29 AM

FLY BIRD





Mar 14 2009 3:57 PM

that is so upsetting. get back to work...or working out perhaps?
DOLLBABYtina





Jan 3 2009 4:03 AM

forgot to tell you, my trip to browntown last week was solid. awwwwwwyeah.....
Hot Funk





Dec 31 2008 1:34 AM

ow, ouch
Jessie





Dec 27 2008 11:24 PM

Merry Christmas!!!
Captain Ass Kick





Dec 25 2008 2:55 AM

Mr. Walters!! It's been ages!!!

Pug vs Laser


Pug pride! Merry Christmas!!!!
NAKED RAYGUN





Dec 10 2008 7:41 PM

Be there

To buy tickets, click here.
DOLLBABYtina





Nov 22 2008 5:58 AM

i hope you weren't planning on telling any jokes tonight, we have your most recent purchases....

we'll bring em' tomorrow
Broken Cherry®





Nov 3 2008 3:51 AM

..

Thanks for your support!



http://shop. brokencherry. com


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DOLLBABYtina





Nov 2 2008 7:04 PM

dang! just missed us yesterday. we went to paco's for some los muertos eats. it was after 6 so we figured you 2 were already out and about, we should have called.
doh! you better not have went out for jackass meat without us
A.OKAY OFFICIAL





Oct 30 2008 4:49 AM

Spiderbaby Fastwolf





Oct 27 2008 7:56 PM

WOW. I was worried Canada was boring but heck, I'm goin'!
Oh wait. That was the 70s.

We've got to see the rest of that tape...
Spiderbaby Fastwolf





Oct 26 2008 11:38 PM

Thank you so much, I had a fabulous time...of DIRT!
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