Reading, Writing, Blogging, Thrifting, Wasting time on the Internet, Bad TV, Cats, Competitive eating, Eating inappropriate things for breakfast, Looking at porn, Animals in Elizabethan collars, Benadryl
Music
Eminem, Dr. Dre, old Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Heart, Rolling Stones, REO Speedwagon, Journey, AC/DC, 50 Cent, D12, Missy Elliott, Nirvana, Beck, Wilco, L7, Descendents, The Smiths, Ice Cube, Ween, Kenny Rogers, Neil Diamond, Judas Priest, Big Star, Bon Jovi, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Steppenwolf, Curtis Mayfield, Jay-Z, Johnny Cash, The Killers, Nerf Herder, Public Enemy, Simon & Garfunkel, Kittie, Hole, Motley Crue, Jim Croce; T.I.
Movies
Annie Hall, Scarface, This is Spinal Tap, American Beauty, It's A Wonderful Life, The Wedding Singer, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Diary of a Mad Housewife, American Movie, Best in Show, Gone With the Wind, The Jerk; Airplane!
Television
Golden Girls; The Office; QVC (ask me if I'm joking); Jackass; Intervention; Top Chef; most documentaries; any show about: sharks, prisons, conjoined twins, plastic surgery, snakes, Navy SEALs, drug addicts; Pet Stars
Books
Favorite writers: the Bronte sisters, Steinbeck, Dickinson, Bukowski, Cintra Wilson, Judy Blume, S.E. Hinton, David Sedaris, Dorothy Parker, T.S. Eliot, Erica Jong, Dan Savage, Jane Austen, Stephen King (shut up), Augusten Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut, Erma Bombeck, Ayun Halliday
Heroes
Jim Henson, my sister, Martin Luther King, The Giving Tree (from the Shel Silverstein book), Phoolan Devi, Mr. Rogers, Emma Goldman, Weird Al, Dr. Ruth
I'm a little behind, I know, but I just read that "third asshole" blog, and that is some funny shit. That fateful trip also involved the penis-shaped cheeseball we left in your mom's fridge. There are pictures, and if I wasn't wearing the equivalent of a black flowered jumpsuit, I'd send them.
I'm just sending out a courtesy warning that Ned Butterworth has fandangled his sagging ass online again. Watch your back. And your front. He tends to pleasure himself with his keypad at the expense of others.
whats like a cheesy exercise or practice for a writer to gain inspiration or ideas to write about? My gut says you might know. Oh and by the way hows it going?
We are sooooo looking forward to our impending Decimation of the Canal Room this coming Saturday 4/19. We're really hoping that you'll join us Miss Erin :-) Cuz your super hott and we're pretty much in love with you... and it just wouldn't be the same without you!
