I'm a Duck!
I'm a Duck! Being is the great explainer.

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38 years old
North Bay, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2006
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He was a shadow of his former self when his brain discovered it was ambidextrous

For an entire summer, I rode my motorcycle from McMinnville, Oregon to Disneyland and back. I traveled Europe with no money. In the Three Sisters Wilderness, I've climbed the Middle Sister. Bavarian born, I lived for seven years at a famous Idaho ski resort. I played tenor Saxophone in a jazz band. Snorkeling Rarotonga in the Cook Islands was so awesome, I went back twice more. Some day, I'd enjoy a year-long exploration of the South Seas, New Zealand and Australia. Christine wants to go to Italy.


He was hoping for an Answer. She was Considering...

She hated feeling vulnerable unless it was on her own terms


His patience was strained by her eagerness to please


Model Kristen


You have a Question?

MusicI'm a driver I'm a winner
things are gonna change
I can feel it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?

--Loser by Beck
MoviesRomantic comedies, definitely.


Always have a backup plan available.


He didn't mean for this to happen. He had good intentions.


"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures."
-Henry Ward Beecher

TelevisionAre you related to that guy on the Heck Harper Show? It's funny, you sure look like Heck...

Books"As he stood for the last time by the angels on his father's porch... he was like a man who stands upon a hill above the town he has left, yet does not say 'the town is near,' but turns his eyes upon the distant soaring ranges."
--Look Homeward, Angel
by Thomas Wolfe
Heroes1). My version of a Hero: Open an elongated, crusty roll incompletely split lengthwise. Add a thin layer of mayonaisse and a dollop of mustard. Add generous portions of moist sliced turkey, Italian mortadella and a few slices of salami. Top with provolone and cheddar cheeses. Warm in a toaster oven just long enough for the cheese to melt.
2). Anyone who battles matter at the earth's core and survives.


Being a Pirate was in his blood, but his heart was involved elsewhere.


The only thing to fear is fear itself --Franklin D. Roosevelt


He was hanging in the bathroom at work when he decided to shoot himself.


When he is tired, he says dumbshit things. He is often tired.


The rumor that Marilyn Monroe is polydactyl (six-toed) has been denied. "On March 18, 1946, Joe Jasgur took Norma Jeane to Zuma Beach, California for a photo shoot. One photograph from this shoot came out looking like Norma Jeane had a sixth toe on her left foot due to a clump of sand sticking to her foot."
Marilyn's Sixth Toe


"That man that hath a tongue, I say is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman." --The Two Gentlemen of Verona

Everyone should catch a wave at least once in their life, at least metaphorically speaking.


The garage was legendary for neatness and rust.

Groups: Topicality Sir - John Mattern Memorial GroupSF GIANTSI <3 Tanning49ers'All Things Retro'BASEBALL - Represent Your Team!Beach LivingOakland Athletics

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:North Bay, California
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:Stocks & Bonds

   I'm a Duck!'s Schools
Linfield College
Mcminnville,Oregon
Graduated: 1971
Student status: Alumni
Major: English
Clubs: Deans List Departmental Honors
 

1968 to 1971
North Salem High School
Salem,Oregon
Graduated: 1967
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Football Team (Center & Tight End), Track Team (2-mile, 440 Sprint, 880 Relay, High Jump, Shotput, Discus). Drama (I Remember Mama, I played Nels)
 

1964 to 1967



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   I'm a Duck!'s Blurbs
About me:
Don't let me fool you, we all are wearing masks.

Welcome
I'm currently in Creative Mode. On this Profile page are some of the things I have been doing with Photoshop CS2, and also some of my drawings. Enjoy. (Nice comments are always welcome)...

The Artwork on this page is Mine.
Click here for more:

Neutron88.Deviantart.com

Who I'd like to meet:
Whom I'd like to meet in RL: Meg Ryan, Alicia Silverstone, Kate Hudson (in that stunning yellow How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days evening dress) and Aishwarya Rai (the "Bollywood" actress named the most beautiful woman in the world by 60 Minutes). And Joe Montana.
I'd like to meet YOU if you're interesting and/or an especially nice person.

Whom I'd like to meet in Heaven: Angie, Joe, Smitty, Harry, Uncle Helmut, Aunt Edith, John and Sher Bear.

The Essential You...
Flat or Round?Eliptoid
End of the world or Center of the Universe?Center
Worldly or Spiritual?Worldly
East or West?West
Night or Day?Day
Friendly or Intimidating?Friendly
Bake or Shake?Bake
Public or Private?Private
Amateur or Professional?Professional
Temporary or Permanent?Permanent
Soft or Hard?Soft hearted
Efficient or Inefficient?Efficient
Anarchy or Order?Order
Make or Break?Make
Bud or Blossom?Blossom
Brawn or Brain?Brain
Sinner or Saint?*Wink*
Primitive or Civilized?Civilized
Waste or Waste Not?Waste
Selfish or Unselfish?Indulgent
Raw or Cooked?Cooked
Rich or Poor?Rich
City or Country?Suburban
Pull or Push?Pull
Shirts or Skins?Shirts
Skim or Whole?Low fat
God or No God?No God
Salty or Sweet?Sweet
Image or Substance?Both



A madman, a fool, an inhabitant of a Bedlam


His looks got the better of him, while the going was still good


Hurt was becoming familiar to her. She decided to embrace it.


Pain was her answer for everything because everything was pain


She was not sure everyone knew how cute she was trying to be.


"There are souls that are incurable and lost to the rest of society. Deprive them of one means of folly, they will invent ten thousand others."
--Antonin Artaud


Looking smart and confident wasn't his only image problem with the glasses-wearing emo girl ("What do you mean calling me emo," she angrily asked him)


He notices them surrepticiously looking in his direction


The town formed a bucket brigade to pour sunshine on the remaining cinders


Change is always good, right? Never stand still, never grow old?


Starting at the back of his throat, things began to generously coalesce


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Mighty Mo

Mo Herron



Feb 26 2008 11:53 PM

Are you like me? Take my "Priorities in Life" Quiz to find out!
M I C H E L L E

M I C H E L L E



Nov 3 2007 11:27 PM

haha i cant believe we went to high school with this girl!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=370913
Sara

sara hylton



Mar 3 2007 6:06 PM

omg i havent talked to you in so long....how are things
Mighty Mo

Mo Herron



Feb 9 2007 7:57 PM

Just cruzing through to give up the love, and say have a great weekend!
k*Aym*ie

Kaymie Coffel



Nov 23 2006 12:15 AM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
OddRay

OddRay



Nov 1 2006 2:54 AM

Myspace Layouts
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Mick

Mick Herron



Oct 26 2006 12:03 AM

You better believe we will go check them out if you want, going to those churches causes me to ride in taxi cabs...

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amber flavor.

amber flavor.



Oct 25 2006 6:09 PM

Thank you for the picture. Macbeth was a genius for words.
Ceeds

Ceeds



Oct 25 2006 6:33 AM

i like the drawing, and the passage
macbeth, very coool, yes, i am also excited that i will be ok, quite excited to lose this dumb brace thing, its startin to get on my nerves, altho, i must say, it just may be the next big thing in Hollywood, oh yes, i could make millions!! or, the inventor, damnit
FeraL ChILD & ZOMbIe KIttY

kris hylton



Oct 25 2006 6:29 AM

lol sounds good sadly my acoustic is sitting in peices right now i need to fix it
Ceeds

Ceeds



Oct 22 2006 2:53 AM

so whats new??? i'm chillin
writing a paper, kinda boring life since i became a handicap
meh
amber flavor.

amber flavor.



Oct 18 2006 1:40 AM

Why thank you duck.
I look forward to your comments. :]]

FeraL ChILD & ZOMbIe KIttY

kris hylton



Oct 15 2006 8:33 PM

Funny Videos
Funny Videos
amber flavor.

amber flavor.



Oct 8 2006 2:50 PM

Hmm.
I like you.
You speak your mind.
:]]

Hi.
I'm Amber.
FeraL ChILD & ZOMbIe KIttY

kris hylton



Oct 4 2006 5:24 AM

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k*Aym*ie

Kaymie Coffel



Sep 27 2006 7:00 PM

Hi. i got to see the baby for the first time yesterday. The baby was opening and closing its mouth and kicking its feet. It was so amazing. Ill know if its a boy or a girl in a few more weeks. I have a fealing its a girl :-)
k*Aym*ie

Kaymie Coffel



Sep 18 2006 5:33 PM

Hey! I did see Christine and Debbie. They had a small get together at the hotel. It was lots of fun. Travis came along too.
Mick

Mick Herron



Sep 18 2006 2:59 AM

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Is this the pic from the county fair like ten years ago? The Ku Klux Lamb.
Sara

sara hylton



Sep 18 2006 12:58 AM

my friend Liz works at a gift shop called the ZOO. People always call the shop asking about the reptile exhibit or how much it costs to get in......its pretty amusing
FeraL ChILD & ZOMbIe KIttY

kris hylton



Sep 17 2006 7:47 PM

yah too bad im sick thou now >.<
Leatherface

Leatherface



Sep 12 2006 9:14 PM

The reason of why haven't been here lately is because I stumbled upon a man-eating muffin, and I had to defeat it to save the world of it's delicious but deadly chocolate sprinkles!

It's true!

Really!

I'm AWESOME!
FeraL ChILD & ZOMbIe KIttY

kris hylton



Sep 12 2006 8:20 AM

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting you are watching transmission zero aka sheila tv
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kris hylton



Sep 4 2006 11:44 PM

look out its zombie sheila!
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Beauch

Beauch Cattchop



Aug 24 2006 12:38 AM

Thanks for the cool comment!
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kris hylton



Aug 20 2006 2:58 AM

ha love the pic of that old vespa man i wish i had one
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