About me:
Ummm... 40-something divorced mother of two. Had to flee the beloved swamp with just a small portion of my belongings due to dark forces beyond my control. Thus the "heartbroken" status for a while there, but now I'm trying to get strong, which is easier said than done ... Trying to keep my head above water and the kids happy. These days, when someone asks "How ya doin?" I feel I'm doin' pretty dang good if I can reply, "Upright and ambulatory and able to take nourishment."
To be honest ... I feel like Alice after she fell through the rabbit hole. Nothing is as it was. Nothing is as it seems.
Sigh ...

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Who I'd like to meet:
Christopher Walken, Issac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut, Jack Black, Lucinda Williams, EmmyLou Harris, Neil Young, more to come...
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Sep 16 2009 7:25 PM
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Mar 13 2009 12:02 AM
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Hey Julie,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
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Hey Julie, I am sending you a Sex On The Beach.
Send me a drink back!
Feb 5 2009 8:50 PM
Feb 3 2009 8:37 PM
Feb 4 2009 4:02 AM
plus, yeah, winter & feeling the years creeping in.
all is well.
really.
Feb 3 2009 6:31 PM
Jan 31 2009 10:44 PM
Crawling back under my rock now.
Jan 29 2009 7:47 PM
I had a shitty week....but when life gives you lemons....make lemonade and vodka!
Jan 16 2009 4:42 AM
as i told greg, E & i DO have the greatest friends on the planet and i am proud you are one of them.
you are a champion.
Dec 31 2008 8:50 PM
Dec 26 2008 7:04 PM
Hope you don't sprain anything nailing the Clash on HARD...... (sorry- couldn't get past that one) Have the Bestest Festivus! Ice fishing yet???
Dec 30 2008 2:00 PM
Dec 26 2008 7:43 PM
Dec 1 2008 4:53 AM
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Nov 18 2008 4:01 AM
"No way. We would be getting up early and you never know what the weather is like. I just don't think you could handle it."
"Please", his wife begs, "you never do anything with me."
"Fine", he sats, "I'll see you in the morning."
The next morning the guy wakes his wife. "it's four in the morning." she complains.
"That's what time we go", he says, "now move it."
The wife gets out of bed and sees snow all over the ground and refuses to go.
"Fine", says the husband, "for making me pack double the gear and being a bitch you better suck my dick or let me fuck you in the ass."
The women abruply gets on her knees. A few seconds later she pulls her head away.
"oh, your dick taste like shit."
"I know", says the husband, "the dog didn't want to go either."
Nov 7 2008 12:08 AM
Nov 6 2008 12:24 AM
i just think, y'know, it'd be kinda cool for my mixed race son to grow up in a country ruled by Hope and hard work and not fear and avarice....and to look at our Leader and think "hey, i really CAN be anything i want to be when i grow up."
of course, i'm probably a Moron for thinking that....ask greg
Nov 5 2008 10:54 PM
Nov 5 2008 5:47 PM
Nov 5 2008 6:04 AM
Oct 16 2008 3:17 AM
got co-nected
sending the vibes of victory your way....they will be in a large UPS crate and unfortunately probably C.O.D.
is the thought that counts, no?
send me a damn potato