NEWTON
NEWTON BOOSH!

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Texas
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Last Login: 11/30/2009
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    NEWTON's Interests
General-Blogging -PhotoShop -Masturcrying when no one leaves me comments -Making jokes at other people's expense -Being told how funny I am -Girls who are way out of my league -Complaining -Hyperbole -Making myself laugh -Drive-by Arguing -Taking over your Blog by posting witty comments -Self-Deprecation
Music-Anything that has played on The OC or Grey's Anatomy
Movies-Kung Fu Kollege -Supermarket Confidential -C*ck Bl*ckers -BEATDOWN -Sin No More -To Bueno... And Back
Television-The Daily Show with Jon Stewart -The Colbert Report -Entourage -LOST -Scrubs -Party Down -Metalocalypse -Frisky Dingo -Top Gear -Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos
Books-The Great Gatsby -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -The Pearl -America (the Book) -The Chuck Norris Karate System
Heroes-CHUCK NORRIS
Groups: Chuck Norris Fan ClubTalk Like A Pirate DayOccidental College AlumniCelebrating Sarah

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     NEWTON's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fort Worth, TX
Body type:More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Education:College graduate
Occupation:The Biz

   NEWTON's Schools
Occidental College
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film Production
Minor: Psychology
Clubs: CHUCK NORRIS 4EVER FAN CLUB
Greek:   Sigma Alpha Epsilon

2000 to 2004

   NEWTON's Networking
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
I write the scenes.
Film - Direction - Director
I call the shots.
Film - Special Effects - Technician
I blow stuff up.

   NEWTON's Companies
Freelance
Dallas, Texas US
I DON'T DO POST
Production

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   NEWTON's Blurbs
About me:
First, I was born one day. And then some stuff happened. I'll probably die at some point. The end.
Who I'd like to meet:
CHUCK NORRIS, Jessica Alba, Tiger Woods, Tony Romo, Marion Barber, Carrie Underwood, Toby Keith, Kobe Bryant, Casey Affleck, Simon Baker, Ned Beatty, Bill Parcells, Jerry Jones, Wade Phillips, Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd, Jason Terry, Spud Webb, Josh Howard, Steven Soderbergh, Stephen Gaghan, John Cena, HHH, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Dan Wheldon, Reed Sorenson, Dolph Lundgren, Lou Pucci, Lorenzo Lamas, Lorenzo Lamas's daughter, Barney the Dinosaur, Laverne and Shirley, Gary Coleman, Troy Aikman, Julius Jones, Ahman Green, Adrian Peterson, Steve Smith, Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Brendon Small, Andrew Bowen, Bill Pope, Caleb Deschanel, Chivo Lubezki, Jaoquin Baca-Asay, Jonas Akerlund, Michael Winterbottom, Joe Pytka, The Guy who directed Super Mario Brothers the Movie, Giant Beach Balls, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Samuel L. Jackson.

   NEWTON's Friend Space (Top 15)
NEWTON has 422 friends.
 V-UH 


 The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders 


 Mi-otch 


 Scott 


 phenomena 


 alex 


 lauren 


 ♥♥ M a r i s s A ♥♥ 


 ♥ Andi-Social♥ 


 Ran "O" Steel Man 


 Pam 


 Dana & Jason 


 Jamie 


 DShanna 


 sar-UH 





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Scott

Scott



Jul 8 2009 1:53 PM

I hate you so much
The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders



May 10 2009 6:58 PM

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders



Apr 26 2009 2:58 AM

Why is it you and steve never do shit like this on the weekends?

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders



Apr 13 2009 12:14 AM

phenomena

phenomena



Mar 20 2009 6:03 PM

you are invited to our birthday!!!!
saturday the 28th. duke's road house starting at 6
Photobucket
phenomena

phenomena



Mar 4 2009 5:24 PM

moved the party to the 28 but going to the st patty's day meltdown. let me know if you want to meet.
Scott

Scott



Feb 16 2009 12:15 AM

Dude... great pictures!

You did a good job on the commercial the other night.... it was fun.

Can't wait to see the final product.

Hopefully we will work together on this film next month... I'm ready to get dirty again.
Scott

Scott



Jan 30 2009 5:38 PM

Dude...we are sooooo eating on Steve's credit card in June.

During Husseins campaign, he said he was going to "close the revolving door on letting lobbyist into the White House... there will be NO lobbyist in my administration."
Since being in office...he has hired 21 registered lobbyist.

Big FAT liar !
Scott

Scott



Jan 29 2009 9:48 PM

What the hezzle is up?

Maybe wings for lunch next week?
The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders



Jan 26 2009 11:46 PM

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders



Jan 17 2009 10:46 PM


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.
Scott

Scott



Jan 15 2009 2:16 PM

Hey... I found Steve... he's shooting food commercials. Let me know if you wanna do a meeting/wings next week. I can on Wednesday or Friday of next week.

"Put on ya life vest and let's drop anchor!..."
Scott

Scott



Jan 11 2009 3:00 PM

Can it please be warm when we shoot the commercial?
Scott

Scott



Jan 9 2009 4:49 PM

We should get wings next wing? Maybe?


Wanna go in the garage and do karate?
phenomena

phenomena



Jan 8 2009 6:31 PM

whoa! you where in Thailand for new years?
Ran "O" Steel Man

Ran "O" Steel Man



Jan 7 2009 9:17 PM

phenomena

phenomena



Jan 7 2009 8:17 PM

it sucked. i spent the entire time surrounded by russians. but the vuh will benefit because i learned to make salty fish.
what about you?
Scott

Scott



Jan 5 2009 9:37 PM

The NINA, the PINTA, the SANTA MARIA.....



Good job on the photoshop
Ran "O" Steel Man

Ran "O" Steel Man



Jan 2 2009 5:49 PM

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders



Jan 1 2009 2:56 AM

Although it will be nice to have you back, I am really going to miss your $12 texts from the other side of the globe. That and of course all the sex I've been having on your kitchen table.
SEE YOU SOON!
WILLIE!!!

WILLIE!!!



Dec 25 2008 3:50 PM

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Merry Christmas Newton!
The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders

The Viceroy of all that is awesome Dick Saunders



Dec 20 2008 5:55 PM

No Matter how long we live and how hard we try, we will never be as cool as these guys.

Scott

Scott



Dec 18 2008 7:58 PM

This so funny.... I sharted myself !

..REDNECK ADVERTISING - watch more funny videos..
Scott

Scott



Dec 17 2008 9:34 PM

Lillie

Lillie



Dec 15 2008 9:22 PM

United at long last!
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