the robot at the helm
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I haff created a rice auf pepple!
Male
27 years old
BG, Ohio
United States
Last Login: 10/13/2009
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the robot at the helm's Interests
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| General | Reading (sci-fi, mysteries, shorts), writing (poetry, fiction, journalism), walking (parambulating, meandering and moseying), headbanging...
Contributor to the infamous Montreal-based 'zine Stationaery.com, and soon to be a little more involved with its campus offshoot.
Love a lot of webcomics: qwantz.com, whiteninjacomics.com, toothpastefordinner.com, machall.com, thepbf.com, vgcats.com, asofterworld.com, catandgirl.com, achewood.com | | Music | The Mountain Goats, Pedro the Lion, The Faint, Le Tigre, Zemfira, Mul'tfil'mi, Leningrad, The Lovely Feathers, The Dismemberment Plan. | | Movies | Shaun of the Dead, Monsieur Verdoux, North Fork, Sin City, Battle Royale, Kung-Fu Hustle | | Television | Too ashamed to admit what I watch. Or that I even watch at all... let alone what I base certain days around... ugh. | | Books | Authors: Fredric Brown, Philip Larkin, Patrick O'Brien, Anna Akhmatova, Darko Suvin, Mikhail Epstein, Jeffrey McDaniel. Books: Master i Margarita, Prestuplenie i nakazanie, Moskva 2042, Moskva-Petushki, etcetera. | | Heroes | Garrison Keillor, John Darnielle, Kurt Vonnegut. |
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the robot at the helm's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | BG, OH | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Protestant | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Reporter | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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the robot at the helm's Schools
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MCGILL UNIVERSITY
Montreal, Canada
Graduated: N/A
Major: Russian
Clubs: Came to some student government meetings long enough to eat the nice meal they provided then I was out of there. Boring stuff man, eh?
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Bowling Green State University-Main Campus
Bowling Green,Ohio
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Major: Russian
Minor: Journalism
Clubs: Sleuthing
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About me:
It's Monday. You wake up. You're in bed.
>Get up.
You're really hungry.
>Go kitchen.
You're in the kitchen. There's an icebox ahead of you.
>Open icebox.
You see four plums. They call out to you with their sweet fruity siren song.
>Resist plums
You cannot resist plums.
>Resist plums
You cannot resist plums.
>Eat plum
That plum is the best thing you've ever fucking eaten.
>Eat another plum
The second one was even better. And there's still two left.
>Resist plums
You cannot resist plums.
>Eat plum
You cream your jeans.
>Eat plum
The world is perfect. There is a god.
>Eat plum
There are no more plums
>Cry
You black out. Hours later, you wake and realize you've devoured the orgasmo-plums that your half-retarded baby sister eats for breakfast.
>Write apology note
You publish the note and make a shitload of money for no reason.
WIN
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Who I'd like to meet:
people who know how great beer 'n' poetry go together.
also, people who aren't a douche and do this:
(C) xkcd.com
(The alt text is right on, it says "It's like they got together and said, 'Man what do we miss from the internet in 1998? Oh yeah embedded MIDI!'")
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