Ross: drummage and pubic relations
/Claytor: guitardation and songcraft
/Shannon: ejaculations of woeful intent
/Nick: brown note research
/Luc: sexophone tittilation and accounts payable
Influences
more than you care to read, but if you're into this kind of thing, here goes (in no particular order) Amorphis, King Diamond, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Toadies, FZ, Acid Bath, Slayer, Deicide, Arcturus, Solefald, Morbid Angel, Judas Priest, John Zorn, Mr. Bungle, Soundgarden, Big Dumb Face, the gurgling of our hungry bellies, the whirring and beeping of our own twisted psyches, Death grunts of the unjustly slain, the screaming of orphans, and I'm sure the other guys would go on for a lot longer on their "influences" but I am under some "influences" right now and thats all.
There was a creature of incredible and legendary foulness named Voorhies. birthed by the shards of a million broken bottles and suckled upon the milk of futile prayer, Voorhies was for a time strong and whole. Voorhies devoured entire cultures with its hideous, decieving mouth, in appearance a sensual pair of feminine lips surrounded by a thick moustache of greasy tentacles. Chaos reigned in the hearts of men during these dark times, and naught was sure. The old ways ceased to be followed and much wisdom dissapeared in the murk of ignorance and sophomoric potty humor. it was during this era of angst and idiotic laughter that there appeared rumors of a relic of much power, rumors that indicated that the stregnth within said object could banish the world of the terrible plague of Voorhies' hunger. The item was known as Monkey Paw, and to quest for it was to be lured by many imitators, for its wiles were manifold. upon such a quest 4 young men, much like yourselves, set out upon one fateful day many years ago. Their names were not important, nor the story of the exciting events they experienced upon their long and arduous journey. No, it does not bear repeating here how Ross, with his flaxen locks, battled ferociously with a twisted shadow self, created accidently by straying from the quest to play darts instead of prioritize band practice, and defeated this half-Ross Half-meathead creature by wizing up and rearranging his schedule. Nay, it is completely irrelevant to relate here how Claytor, the mentally well-defended, tamed and rode the mighty Pterrordactyl Rex to its eerie upon the snow clad peaks of Mount Rogers, and fed its young with the severed clitorises gathered from the brothels of Athens, Specifically, Oriental Massage on Gaines School Road.
Again, it is thouroughly beside the point and all together uncalled for to tell of Shannon, The Golden Throated, and his long courtship among the she beasts of the fire-yeti.
The point is, their quest was a success and Monkey Paw was found. Victorious, the fearsome foursome presently mustered their forces to do battle with the terrible Voorhies.
The legends of Monkey Paw were true, and many warriors responded to the victorious fours' call to arms. After the beast Voorhies had been deprived of his arms, legs and head, leaving Just a Torso behind, all knew that Monkey Paw had been a valuable asset indeed. Unfortunately, a sticker on the freezer at Tasty World made the triumphant four realize they could never use Monkey Paw again. So in conclusion, nexusnul.
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Luke Lukas is back with an album full of that gleeful gloom that made us love him at first sight. His trustworthy 4-tracks and him go their separate ways so he's now presenting 12 perfectly arranged folk songs to us. Luke reveals himself as a kind soul, but like the western movies taught us, a dreadful killer always hides under every placid looking Texan.
"Leaving his strongly lo-fi sound that impressed us the first time, he treasures the recipe, packing in this new plain, delightful work a caring love for vocals, which are worthy of Neutral Milk hotel, with a touch of Chordettes feel."Daniele Dileo - Lab Magazine
Frogwomen’s last album is just water under the bridge and only the disrespectful de large could encourage him to create a new one… it is a one-song record which symbolically lasts 66. 6 minutes. Satan worshipping, an overused topic in pop music is just the straw that allowed the struggle between the two artists to begin: a patchwork of microsongs in which each one of them tries to annihilate the other’s style, a record that ranges between love ditties, doom-noise cants, and irreverent & wild tarantellas (ehm.... maybe i’m overstating now). .
Ross hey man im so sorry i couldnt make it to your show the other night, i was stuck at work all freaking night...but i was told that josh confirmed with you guys so ill see you guys
superfreak - since i'm back in bari our favourite freak sings and dance like a demented monkey in this asymmetrical folk lo-fi album... if you like out of synch drums, out of tune guitars and hysterical vocals, you sure will love this.
alexander de large - nazi elvis a new chapter of de large's search of cosmic pessimism, all recorded in mono, as if to underline a certain sense of loneliness... cowpunk, gothfolk, steamcore, call it as you wish, he never gets pissed...
bread pitt - non fate allarme an album albout nasty topics like snails, pricks and explosions, an album about which the Murge was already proud before it was born, a mass of styles that's useless to enumerate...
April 12th is the heaviest lineup that Albany has had for years at the That's Brutal! Death and Hardcore show. This will be an amazing night so don't miss this show!
San Joe's - 232 W Broad Ave - Albany, GA - 31701
That's Brutal! Death and Hardcore - Doors @ 5PM, Show @ 6PM.
5:00PM - Doors Open! 6:00PM - Dirty Dirty 6:45PM - Mourn No More 7:30PM - Brigand 7:55PM - Scream Contest 8:15PM - The Matt Parsons Band 9:15PM - Confined to the Shadows 10:15PM - Enfold Darkness 11:15PM - In the Assault
Just wanted to share this documentary about my book "Toilet Bowl Soup" with you...a hard hittin motherfucker like you is sure to enjoy it...hope you had a good weekend!
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Happy new year Georgia friends! This sunday I'm hopping in a minivan with my band and will be heading to Georgia - playing at Mia Bella's in Carollton Saturday, Jan. 12 w/Christabel & The Jons. Would love to see you all there...Miss Tess
Dudes! I'm sorry I missed the show Monday. Blah Blah Blah... homework...Blah Blah Blah... I'm lame....Anyways, I hope it went well. It was great seeing ya'll last weekend!
