This is my new blog; I will post only sporadically and my comments will have no lasting value. I will most likely be dour and unpleasant, and if you are here because you know me, you should expect nothing else.
On a related note, it has recently been brought to my attention that I sound like Eeyore when I leave voicemails. Sorry, I did not previously understand that every word out of my mouth has to ooze with sunshine and rainbows and bags of bunny heads. I will attempt to fake it in the future, thank you.
Okay, I'm outta here. Just going to sit back and wait for the torrent of friend requests from skanked up whores who took their pictures in the mirror after squeezing into kid sister's tank top so they'd look all sexed up for their myspace profiles. Come on ladies, Nicky's waiting...