so every time i cut or burned myself, this prep cook named pedro, who was a mid forties cocaine addict, tiny and dominican, with the biggest wife you have ever seen, would tell me:
"when jew go to gzhoo bed, jew put choo fingie en tu culo. jew waik up en la manana, evrything good."
he would then cackle like a maniac, make a sexual harrassment grab at the honduran dishwasher and follow that up with asking everyone in the kitchen for cocaine.
