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  • Nick Sterling

  • 26 / Male
  • San Diego, California, US
  • Last Login: 3/9/2010

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Interests

  • General

    I have a very primal (and sometimes savage) interest in bare breasts of the female persuasion.

    Also, I am a proud member of the F.T.F.Z.E:
    Federal Task-force For Zombie Eradication

    Fucking zombies, man.

  • Music

    ....EMO/PUNK/WHINY MUSIC....
    Jack's Mannequin
    Something Corporate
    The Used
    Trapt
    Old Matchbook Romance
    Greeley Estates
    A New Found Glory
    A Kiss Could Be Deadly
    Cinematic Sunrise
    Death Cab For Cutie
    The Killers
    Senses Fail
    Taking Back Sunday
    Brand New
     Dear Whoever
    Hawthorne Heights
    Electric Valentine
    Linkin Park
    The Fray
    Cute Is What We Aim For
    A Change Of Pace
    The Goo Goo Dolls
    Evan's Blue
    Angels & Airwaves
    The Starting Line
    Seether
    The Transplants
    Alesana
    Zechariah

    ....RAP/HIP-HOP MUSIC....

    SLAUGHTERHOUSE

     Joe Budden
    Crooked I
    Royce Da 5'9"
    Eminem
    Lil Wayne
    Fabolous
    Ja Rule
    Drake
    Kanye West
    Juelz Santana
    Maino
    Jay-Z
    T.I.
    The Game
    Jin
    Nas
    DMX
    Bishop Lamont
    Jadakiss
    Ludacris
     Tech N9ne
    Vantage Point
    Kid Cudi
    Channel 7
    Shapeshifters
    Immortal Technique
    The Dream
    Bobby Valentino
    Ya Boy
    B.o.B

  • Movies

    I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
     Lucky Number Slevin
    In God's Hands

    Zombieland

     Training Day
    Juno
    Street Kings
     Belly
     Gran Torino
     21

    Funny People

     Hancock
    Borat
    The Boondock Saints
    Blood Diamond
    Oceans 11/12/13
    Pulp Fiction
    Van Wilder

    Rounders

     Poolhall Junkies
    The Legend of Bagger Vance
    Hackers
    Old School
     Waiting
    Blow
    Constantine
    Crank 1/2
    Sneakers
    The Jimmy Show
    Superbad
    Lord Of War
    TAKEN!
    The Girl Next Door

    Goodfellas

     Matchstick Men
    Planet Terror
    The Italian Job
    Fast And Furious
    The Departed
    The Bank Job
    Quick Change
    Beverly Hills Cop 2

    Public Enemies

    Snatch
     Dawn Of The Dead
    I Am Legend
    The Illusionist

    Crocodile Dundee 2

     Dead Presidents
    The Negotiator
    City Of Ghosts
    The Matrix Trilogy
    The Bourne Trilogy
    Lethal Weapon 1/2/3/4
    Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
    Night of The Living Dead
    The Inside Man
    Happy Gilmore
    Fight Club

    Bad Santa

     Carlito's Way
    Shottas
    Spy Game
    Grandma's Boy
    Office Space
    Desperado

  • Television

    The Mentalist, Breaking Bad, White Collar, Mad Men, Damages, Smith, DARK BLUE, Dexter, Leverage, Family Guy, The Colbert Report, The Shield, The A-Team, Thief, Eastbound And Down, Nash Bridges, and the hilarious 'Late Late Show' With Craig Ferguson.

  • Books

    -Men Are Better Than Women
    -Happy Hour Is For Amateurs
    -I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
    -Conversations With God, 1-3
    -The 48 Laws of Power
    -Seth Speaks
    -Killing Pablo
    -Anything by George Carlin
    -E.A.R.L - by DMX
    ...reading is like masturbation for my brain.

  • Heroes

    KENNY POWERS!!!
    This Mexican guy named Juan.
    Every teacher that believed in me.
    KungFu Mike
    Joe Budden
    George Carlin (RIP)
    Dick Masterson
    Derren Brown
    Craig Ferguson
    BLACK DYNAMITE!
    Doug Stanhope
    Neil Caffrey.
    Dr. Rob over at shrinktalk.net
    Eminem
    Hotwheelz
    and the legend:

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: San Diego
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: Cervix Engineer. I have the tool for your pleasure

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About me:

Hi, I'm Nick and I'm hot.

One of the reasons the ladies think I'm hot is because I don't know I'm hot. They're always real surprised when I tell them that I don’t think I'm hot. They can't believe it. I'll be doing some push-ups or working with my horses or something, with my muscles glistening in the sun, and they'll be all like, "no way, you're so hot", and I'll be all like, "hm, yeah, I guess". And then we do it.

When I'm not making up untrue adventures about my sex life, I craft literary masterpieces for my web site, LifeAsNick.com, which is


She let me put it in her butt.

My writing is half crazy talk, half blog, and hands down the most random shit ever compiled in a clusterfuck of words, sentences, and paragraphs. This is a bonafide Nickfact.

Yes, I'm on Facebook, too!     Twitter me!

Who I'd like to meet:

Hot girls, people who own yachts and throw parties on them, punk rock chicks, people who like to read, people who can read, people who are cool with the idea of words on paper being used as a communication device for entertainment, hot babes, Criss Angel (so I can make fun of his New Yawk accent), hot dames, hot dime pieces, all living savants, philanthropist multi-millionaires, people who drink Miller High Life and want to go party all over Europe for the rest of the year, and any pro-bono "relaxation therapists" (which is a nifty code word for perky tit hookers) willing to give out a few dozen private sessions to yours truly. Basically, all I want to do is fuck all day every day. Got what it takes? Female? Petite? Horny? Email me: nick@lifeasnick.com

Word on the street is that I can make a woman climax just by reading the ingredients from a pack of Top Ramen. Just throwin' that out there, you know, for informational purposes.





"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterNick!"



You have been forewarned.

Comments

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  • [Bexxx]♠

    Mar 9 2010 2:19 PM

    send all your little fans to our new thread, if it's not too intimidating that is...
  • [Bexxx]♠

    Mar 8 2010 11:14 PM

    Under TV Shows: WHITE COLLAR
    Under Heroes: NEIL CAFFREY!!!

    How could you forget?
    My heart is broken--->  < / 3   see?
  • [Bexxx]♠

    Mar 7 2010 4:14 PM

    3 memorable quotes:

    "I haven't done this in a long time, but I am trusting you. So please do not rip off my penis. Thank you."

    "I love you, too? We got some fucking teenage shit going on here tonight."

    "I wanna thank whoever just raped my sock, it will never be the same again."

    --Andrew McMahon
  • [Bexxx]♠

    Mar 7 2010 4:09 PM

    Here's the cool part- I am master planning everything this time down to the most minute detail.
    My company is transferring me-- so job? Check!
    My stepmom lives 30 mins away in St. Augustine-- so family? check!
    And I've already started calling apartments and doing research with my parents-- place to live? check!
    I lived there previously, when I was younger and i still hate my parents for making me leave-- other than PHX, Jax Bch is the only place I could truly be stable, and since I've already tested PHX, well-- now it's time for Jax.
    I get where you are coming from, and that's how most everyone is gonna see it. I get it. That's fine.
    But for once, I'm more concerned with where I am going and what I am gonna do to be successful and stable for my life.
    You know?
    I never master-planned or got all my ducks in a row before moving, that was my mistake. Now I know better :)
  • [Bexxx]♠

    Mar 7 2010 3:55 PM

    Part2

    Both times Cody lifted me so I could touch him!!! The show was crazy
    packed and sold out, it was awesome!!! I didn;t like the opening bands
    too much, but oh well.
    Turns out the other 3 members of JM are from VA, so they are staying in town for a bit. :)
    One
    girl screamed "I LOVE YOU ANDREW!!!!" and he was all like "I love you,
    too? We got some fucking teenage shit going on here tonight!" And I
    laughed, damn I love him.
    Hearing Hammers and Strings live,
    literally broke my heart. It was amazing and I was close to tears as I
    stood there with my eyes closed and my hand up just absorbing the
    beauty and pain of the song that got me through my roughest time in
    life.
    Best show I have ever been to in my life, even Cody agrees and
    he really isn;t all that into them. He was extremely impressed. Just
    the way Andrew works the crowd and has fun and shows his emotions. I am
    never ever missing a show ever again.
    Josh's gf Abby and i were devising a plan to sneak backstage and get Andrew, but COdy and Josh held tight to us, damn them!
    And I WILL see SoCo!!!

    On
    another note-- Tucker is launching a book tour for the asshole book
    this year, and since I am moving to Jacksonville in the near future, I
    looked up the schedule and he will be there!!! I so can't wait to meet
    him, he is the epitome of my hero :) Maybe you will come visit around
    that time! We can go togethe
  • [Bexxx]♠

    Mar 7 2010 3:54 PM

    I know, right?!?!
    At the show on Friday, he said "I've heard 2 requests, and I'm going to start off by saying-- They will not be fulfilled tonight. This is Jack's Mannequin, Not SoCo. However, When I get back home, the guys and I are getting ready to release a new album and will be touring. We are definitely coming back here."
    OMG!!! I was so excited. I was giddier then a 10 yr old at a Jonas Bros. show. The sad part-- other than the parents-- Cody, Josh and I were the oldest people at the show. It almost killed me. The girls in front of me were pissed cause they sang "The Lights and Buzz" and I was singing loud as I could but they just stood there cause they didn't know it. Haha!!

    Oh! And I got to touch his Butt!!! I got to touch Andrew's Butt!!! He crowed surfed from the front to the back then back again. r.
  • [Bexxx]♠

    Mar 5 2010 5:30 PM

    so there is this new(ish) female artist-- Ke$ha, you might have heard of her? her songs are really annoying but super catchy and you hate to love them BUT also love to hate them? yea, those. well, she is really hot, could be the next mrs. sterling... :)

    and...wow. if you go to that pro-tek job with Ben, i dunno what i'll do, but trust me on this-- regardless of the 2 ex's-- the job is not worth the mental bullshit. i don't mean you aren't strong enough, i am just saying it's pointless shit that no one needs to deal with if you don't have to. you are better than that, and even if you have to hold out for awhile, fast food is better than doing that. the job itself is great, but you get screwed over, a lot. and i'm speaking from personal experience and others experiences.
  • Iris has pale lips

    Mar 3 2010 7:38 AM

    ..lol that doll is amazing
  • Iris has pale lips

    Mar 3 2010 5:52 AM

    ..responded on the status haha
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 3 2010 3:40 AM

    That's true though, if she bought all your drinks and you didn't put out it would be quite rude.
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 3 2010 3:35 AM

    I understand. Being STD and child free are pretty important aspects. And I do concur, then intensity is stronger with a relationship or actual attraction other the just physical. I'll probably feel the same way when I am twenty-six, but for now I'm nineteen and almost done with school. But I am smarter than most of my gender, and I keep my legs closed and divert any stupid blasphemous comments from my mind before they exit my mouth in word form.
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 3 2010 3:13 AM

    Why on earth would you choose to be voluntarily celibate for that long?
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 3 2010 2:51 AM

    You have no idea. I am seriously considering reposting that survey. I was reading it when I finished my midterm and I could not stop laughing.
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 2 2010 8:23 AM

    But you know her. If there's something to complain about, she will complain about it.
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 2 2010 7:28 AM

    She's a drama queen. I had both your backs' and told her you guys hadn't hung out in forever and that he is allowed to hang out with his friends without her there. I don't know what you were accused of and frankly I don't care. Sure, you drink but that doesn't make you a bad person.
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 2 2010 7:10 AM

    I'm the same way, Sir. But I also do not drink and drive or drink before work and school. I embrace my irish blood. And I know you hung out with him. Sam was actually pretty pissed about it so I dunno.
  • [Kt-Jeanne]

    Mar 2 2010 6:49 AM

    psht. Only losers drink on weekends. Everyone knows the cool kids drink on weekdays.
  • D@ddyOscar Ramirez Lara

    Mar 1 2010 11:14 PM

    watt a fuken wknd huh? lol thanx 4 coming out!
  • Iris has pale lips

    Mar 1 2010 7:35 AM

    ..Yup, I cant make sense of that one.
    a) Im ridiculously tired
    b) You're drunk and for some insane drunk reason you though I that would make sense
    c) ;skjdkdfjaskfjakfj
  • bliss.Bliss Rikley

    Feb 28 2010 4:39 PM

    sport fuck me?
    what does that even mean??!!! lol.
  • *underground imaginatio…

    Feb 28 2010 5:17 AM

    lol u could prolly call me later on if u want. im being creatively productive right now. im planning on pulling an all nighter as well :)) lauren...

    ps- what are u doing tonite?
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 28 2010 12:42 AM

    I aprongize. I didn't mean to upset you.... If you knew how he was i think You'd understand. You're right though
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 28 2010 12:32 AM

    Don't read too much into it.... I'm in a very Shitty spot with the ex. If he were to see any comments from a guy that he didn't know after the conversation that i had with him earlier he would cause so many unnecessary problems for me. I didn't mean anything by it.
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 28 2010 12:14 AM

    Well that kinda explains it Lol.... I'm strangely intrigued. Still, There's a girl out there that will worship the ground you walk on and will cream her pants to hear you say those grotesque comments to her
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 27 2010 11:17 PM

    Well thats definitely a nice change of pace.... You're a very interesting person nick. Keep it up and You'll find a girl that will keep up with all your "outside of the box" interests
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 27 2010 11:07 PM

    Manly maned chest hair? Sunken torso? Where do i sign up! LMAO i'm sure You're not that bad.... Your pics don't say You're bad at all. But if its all true as you say, i can't figure out why the hell you haven't had a blow job lately! Keep trying
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 27 2010 10:55 PM

    Thanks, I've had this name for about 23 years now and its been working for me ever since. I'm glad You're ok with who you are, just don't be too much of a douchebag Lol.... Or at least be a douchebag with morals and such. That way this perky breasted smart chick will keep flirting with you
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 27 2010 10:41 PM

    You have an odd way of explaining things but i'm pickin up what You're throwin down lol.... I know not all of you are Douchebags but a large majority claims that title. I happened to be with one of them for the past 5 1/2 years. And now i have to learn what its like to be without him.
  • KatieKatherine Weedman

    Feb 27 2010 10:32 PM

    Thanks.... I wish this was as easy as a "simple drinking problem" Lol.... No offense but boys fuckin suck!
  • Mr. GarciaOmar Garcia

    Feb 27 2010 12:23 AM

    What up Pimpin long time no c or hear hit me up im on the WestSide of Town Also now
  • Ben

    Feb 26 2010 8:04 AM

    Oh and by the way,The next time some complete idiot fast food manager tells you that you'll qualify somewhere else for the reasons you stated, SUE THEM!! It don't take much to do it and San Diego County Legal Aid will help them settle.You might not get money,But I bet you'll have a job,
  • Pringles are tasty

    Feb 26 2010 6:59 AM

    haha yeah its a monster. how have you been man? i havent been on myspace in a bit, i miss the nick rants.
  • Ben

    Feb 26 2010 5:28 AM


    Well that makes sense I guess.If your interested at all about working here in New Orleans, Let me know and ill get you a ticket the same day.
  • Brian DBrian Douglas

    Feb 26 2010 2:38 AM

    your a good friend nick.... i would b happy to have u over to help drink all these fuckers, next time i promise 
  • Ben

    Feb 25 2010 2:52 PM

    I always read your stuff, Why don't you just bite the bullet and get a check from Taco Bell or McDonalds? Labor services pay you daily and Temp services pay weekly. This really isn't that hard,It sounds like your looking in the wrong places. I mean if your really that desperate ill hire you today. Even Becca with absolutely zero work ethic could do this job. If you want help it's right here.
  • Autumn Brockman "ARock"

    Feb 24 2010 2:26 PM

    Goodmrn!
  • DJ MINITMauro Sevilla

    Feb 23 2010 4:59 PM

    my obstacle was literally pissing my money away Kelly has his dream job interview today!!! both of you deserve happiness, not together, cuz you two are dudes. Saturday is my nieces bday, so there will be alcohol there, and she lives by SP, where my party is tomorrow. well i better get to work...until next time, same BAT time, same BAT channel
  • DJ MINITMauro Sevilla

    Feb 23 2010 4:45 PM

    we ALL NEED money.....or is it certain aspects in our life that make the need for us? if i had a choice i wouldn't want to need money, i make no cents- LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION- think about IT....
  • [Lilly] Lilly

    Feb 22 2010 5:40 PM

    Sooo were you being sarcastic or serious? :)
  • liza

    Feb 22 2010 5:26 PM

    ..yeah nick you gotta rememebr that so be careful
  • Autumn Brockman "ARock"

    Feb 22 2010 1:58 PM

    Lol..How are you honey?!
  • braaaandy.Brandy Love

    Feb 21 2010 4:11 AM

    hell yeah! i partyd all night last night n woke up at 430 pm and am just starting to drink again. hahah birthday weekend! thanks.
  • Petra

    Feb 20 2010 5:18 AM

    Check your inbox.
  • DJ MINITMauro Sevilla

    Feb 19 2010 8:29 AM

    need your number man-call me
  • ((.Y.E$|kA))

    Feb 19 2010 4:23 AM

    I'd definately  buy you a few drinks!! Hit me up so you can take advantage of me..
  • [Bexxx]♠

    Feb 19 2010 1:43 AM

    w00t w00t look who is number 2!!

    yea, that's right...

    me!

    ya dumb bitches!!!

    except for the the girls on the top 3 rows...
    they are cool.

    the rest are just well, i hate to say it, but FEMALE!!

    ugh!


    :)
  • Born to be hated... Dyi…

    Feb 19 2010 1:10 AM

  • Billy DollSam Reed

    Feb 19 2010 12:59 AM

    Im glad things are good.
    Hopefully we can all hang out soon.
    I miss your face... And whitty comments.

    :]
  • ~Josie~

    Feb 18 2010 2:47 PM

    lmfao. well good for u!!! lmfao. well my step dads last name is diaz so when i was younger i had my last name changed to his and my moms. he is mexican so you got that right. im puertorican. lol. its ok though...i forgive you for assuming that i was mexican
  • ~Josie~

    Feb 18 2010 2:31 PM

    lmfao! wowwww! that was pretty straight forward...