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Nick Swardson
Stand-Up / Family Friendly / Prop Comic
Nick Swardson Yo bref stank like doo doo cakes

Male
33 years old
Fart Island
United States



Last Login: 12/16/2009
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BioFOR BOOKING INFO CONTACT: Tim Scally Agency for the Performing Arts 405 S Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90212 310-888-4219 phone 310-300-0781 fax tscally@apa-agency.com www.apa-agency.com
Websitenick-swardson.com/
InfluencesJean Claude Van Damme and my dad...luckily they are the same man.
Membersaction.savedarfur.org/campaign/savedarfurcoalition

I.F.H. MONDAY’S on FunnyOrDie.com
TV ShowsI played a Korean baby in 5 episodes on M.A.S.H. and have hosted the game show Wheel of Fortune for 20 years.
Filmsnick-swardson.com
AlbumsGreenDayNRDC.com

    Nick Swardson's Interests
GeneralGrey Goose vodka, UFC, skipping, high fiving anyone named Drindle Reeves, farting and then blaming it on a homeless gay guy, Minnesota Vikings!!, putting food into my mouth, finding the cure for blindness, teaching kids how to read and write then giving them a can of spray paint.
Movies
Television

Sportscenter on ESPN. Best show ever. No joke. 'Rob and Big' on MTV (Rob Dyrdek OWNS) And my new favorite 'America's Got Diarrhea'.

BooksWhere's Waldo
HeroesUFC fighters BJ Penn and Chris "Crippler" Leben
Groups: People who love Nick Swardson's characterNick Swardson VIP Pink Cobra ClubGrandma's Boy rules!TeRrY’s CoRnErThe BenchwarmersThe Grape Slushies Gangthe official Reno 911 Fan clubThe Tenacious D Fan Club

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     Nick Swardson's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Vietnam
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:genital puncher


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Costume Deficit Disorder
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Terry and his Flag Day gift
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About me:
http://comedy.myspace.com/


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Terry's New Car
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Terry shows off the new cop car he bought at Cop Car Mart.



Terry's Parole, Part 2
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Terry admits to committing a melody in the past six months.

Who I'd like to meet:

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MiSS MADiS♥N

MiSS MADiS♥N



Dec 16 2009 8:22 PM

i smoke weed every day of my life. i don't give a shittt.
haha favorite comedian, right here.
Stephen

Stephen



Dec 16 2009 8:22 PM

Just picked up the new CD, great shit man! Can't stop listening. Boner Soup.
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Dec 16 2009 8:22 PM

Thanks for the add Nick and for all of the past and future laughs! Love ya babe.

~Metal Vixen~

~Metal Vixen~



Dec 16 2009 8:22 PM

hey wtf why isn't there a video of that too high joke that was the best one from the who farted show it made me cry I laughed so hard
|♥ Rachel ♥|

Rachel Sage



Dec 16 2009 8:21 PM

Hi, I love you & you are funny as fuck
Angela Marie

Angela Marie



Dec 16 2009 8:21 PM

you are the sexiest man alive!!! r u married
STACEY in yo FACEY

Stacey B.



Dec 16 2009 8:21 PM

I love you!
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Dec 16 2009 8:21 PM

morning Nick..Have a great day xoxoxoox
Amy

Amy Carnes



Dec 16 2009 8:21 PM

you are by far the very best!
BMason

Blakey Pooh



Dec 15 2009 12:22 AM

you are my fucking hero man, me and you need to hit up on xbox live
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Dec 15 2009 12:22 AM

Nicholas, I wanted to let you know I was at a strip club in Salem, Oregon on a trip and the DJ said "alright people lets see who can make some noise! Whoever is loudest gets some clothes!" And some chicks yelled and one flashed tits and the DJ seemed slightly enthralled, and then I yelled out as loud as I could "IS THAT YOUR F@CKING DICK?!?!" haha and he was like "Looks like we have a winner playa playa!" haha it was epic. Your comedy supports single moms and terrorists. Keep up the good work amigo! See you in seattle? :) I'll open for you.
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Johnny Brazas



Dec 11 2009 1:37 AM

Is that your fucking dick?!
*Coppertone*

*Coppertone*



Dec 11 2009 1:37 AM

thanx for the add nick u kick ass man
Jeff

Jeff Clark



Dec 11 2009 1:37 AM

hey man can you read my watch? im to drunk to read it. fucking hilarious!
amby pants

amby pants



Dec 10 2009 12:00 AM

dude seriously is fart island anything like candy mountain?
For A Greater Cause

For A greater Cause



Dec 10 2009 12:00 AM

party
MAXINGTON

Max Farrington



Dec 9 2009 11:57 PM

hahahaha dude ur like e comedian ay
ur stand- 2000 and 2006 and Grandmas boy r the best(Y)
PirateLizzie

PirateLizzie



Dec 9 2009 11:57 PM

dooood i saw u on tv!! in the movie chuck and larry! i love you
~Venom on the Way~

Cory Phillippi



Dec 9 2009 11:57 PM

Sup Dude! Whats your Gamertag, we gotta get owned by some nine year old FUCKIN NAZI kid!!
Kenny

Kenny Graham III



Dec 9 2009 11:56 PM

Love the monkey high five bit!!!!
Raz Ryno

Raz Ryno



Dec 9 2009 11:56 PM

When I grow up, I wanna be just like you.
Legally A Leech

Stephanie Leech



Dec 9 2009 11:56 PM

you are fuckin hilarious....!
J-hop

Justin Hopkins



Dec 9 2009 11:56 PM

watching your stand up comedy on comedy central rigt now.... Fucking hilarious :)
☮Miss Allison Marie☮

Allison Biery



Dec 9 2009 11:54 PM

i am seriously in love with you!!! you frikkin crack my shit up!
you should deft. come to North Carolina! I'd pay good money to see you live! && get one of your tee-shirts!!!!
xoxo
Allison*
Mizta G!

Dustin Gunhammer



Dec 9 2009 11:54 PM

whats up man
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