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Nick Swardson
Stand-Up / Family Friendly / Prop Comic
Nick Swardson Yo bref stank like doo doo cakes

Male
33 years old
Fart Island
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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BioFOR BOOKING INFO CONTACT: Tim Scally Agency for the Performing Arts 405 S Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90212 310-888-4219 phone 310-300-0781 fax tscally@apa-agency.com www.apa-agency.com
Websitenick-swardson.com/
InfluencesJean Claude Van Damme and my dad...luckily they are the same man.
Membersaction.savedarfur.org/campaign/savedarfurcoalition

I.F.H. MONDAY’S on FunnyOrDie.com
TV ShowsI played a Korean baby in 5 episodes on M.A.S.H. and have hosted the game show Wheel of Fortune for 20 years.
Filmsnick-swardson.com
AlbumsGreenDayNRDC.com

    Nick Swardson's Interests
GeneralGrey Goose vodka, UFC, skipping, high fiving anyone named Drindle Reeves, farting and then blaming it on a homeless gay guy, Minnesota Vikings!!, putting food into my mouth, finding the cure for blindness, teaching kids how to read and write then giving them a can of spray paint.
Movies
Television

Sportscenter on ESPN. Best show ever. No joke. 'Rob and Big' on MTV (Rob Dyrdek OWNS) And my new favorite 'America's Got Diarrhea'.

BooksWhere's Waldo
HeroesUFC fighters BJ Penn and Chris "Crippler" Leben
Groups: People who love Nick Swardson's characterNick Swardson VIP Pink Cobra ClubGrandma's Boy rules!TeRrY’s CoRnErThe BenchwarmersThe Grape Slushies Gangthe official Reno 911 Fan clubThe Tenacious D Fan Club

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     Nick Swardson's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Vietnam
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:genital puncher


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Costume Deficit Disorder
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Palatial Regalia
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The Fouler
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Terry and his Flag Day gift
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The Wig Thieves
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Do's and Don'ts
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MySpace Night at the Improv
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About me:
http://comedy.myspace.com/


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Terry's New Car
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Terry shows off the new cop car he bought at Cop Car Mart.



Terry's Parole, Part 2
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Terry admits to committing a melody in the past six months.

Who I'd like to meet:

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Nick Swardson's Friends Comments
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Kara

Kara



Nov 25 2009 6:30 PM

thanks for the add. My Husband and I are huge fans!
Niko™ in the wild

Niko.Sister S.t.f.



Nov 25 2009 1:08 AM

i'll play halo with you naked
;)
WhOa! WhAt?!!

WhOa! WhAt?!!



Nov 25 2009 1:08 AM

I luv this guy!!!!! You make me laugh so freakin hard!!!! Would luv for u to come to PA!!! LUV YA NICK!
Cooter

Jeri Jo Couey



Nov 23 2009 11:30 PM

I'm glad you finally got to meet me! I've never requested any celebrity's myspace friendship... you were my first. Next time you plan on coming to Austin... why don't you let us all know like 6 months in advance, haha. ;) and I will be sooo bummed if I miss you again.
* RoYaLtY aT iTs BeSt*

Kimmy Roberts



Nov 23 2009 11:30 PM

Thanks for the add son! lol you rock...come to st.louis...we love u out here!
ღBritterz

Brittany Marois



Nov 23 2009 11:30 PM

Lets make meth cupcakes together and have awesome babies.
Nick

Nick Mainelli



Nov 23 2009 11:30 PM

Nick bro you are my hero! all me and my buddies do is quote your stand up, its simple greatness! by far my favorite comedian/actor ever! your awesome
Man

Man



Nov 23 2009 11:29 PM

nick... do you get winter cravings for a corn dog but corn dog season is over?
what do you do? where do you go? does mexico have corn dogs? i'm afraid to
go to mexico though. i might become a mule for drugs. i don't want to risk prison.
there's no way i'm going to dip my wick into mud. not mention my sphincter isn't
built as a receiver...
♥♫ErKAsaURuS♥♫

Erica Johnson



Nov 23 2009 11:29 PM

I love your orientation (: ahah lol
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Nick Drake



Nov 23 2009 11:29 PM

Dude, your so funny! You need to be in more movies. !
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sum punk kid with tattoos



Nov 19 2009 7:02 PM

Just stopping thru to say you rock! I was just all over town spreading the word via the Syndicate about the insane hilarity that is your new DVD/CD! GOOD SHIT! Me & my bestie listen to your CD almost everyday! Come to Detroit! Nobody parties like they do in D-town!
t-diddy

trevor patton



Nov 19 2009 7:02 PM

there is a diarrhea embargo going down at midnight!
shelly

shelly



Nov 19 2009 7:02 PM

It would do me great honor to give you a buttercup. Please smell my fart juice.
•°o.© KiBbY ©.o°•

•°o.© KiBbY  ©.o°•



Nov 19 2009 7:02 PM

Just watched Grandma's boy for the billionth time -- Too funny!
"What's high score mean?...is that good..." Saw your show on Comedy Central recently too - awesome!!!! Big ups from NYC :)
Lasher's Laugh

Lasher's Laugh



Nov 19 2009 7:02 PM

You'll probably never see this, but what the fuck..........YOU ROCK!!!!!!
RISE OF THE FALLEN

Dakota BArber



Nov 19 2009 7:01 PM

YOU ROCK! HIGH SCORE, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DID I BREAK IT.
JennyJen420

jennifer canaveral



Nov 19 2009 7:01 PM

Me, you, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, right now!
One Of A Kind

Katy Brandsma



Nov 19 2009 7:01 PM

Hey handsome!!! I love your face.
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Crash Text Dummy



Nov 19 2009 7:01 PM

i it, we that, you WHAT?
mamber

Amber Lowery



Nov 19 2009 7:01 PM

neato
**Barb..The original Barbie**

Anna Mainland



Nov 19 2009 7:01 PM

yeah but it's a f*ckin sweet race car
it's just your own new suicide

Get Fucked



Nov 19 2009 7:01 PM

you are a comedic god
Michaelrophone

Mike Neal



Nov 19 2009 7:00 PM

Get to work!
Heather Kathleen [aka Sweet Cakes]

Heather Kathleen [aka Sweet Cakes]



Nov 19 2009 7:00 PM

Where's Kelly? LOL Thank you for the add, Mr. Swardson! You are one hilarious mofo! Thanks for all the laughs! Come to Orlando, Florida! I would LOVE to see you live!
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Crash Text Dummy



Nov 18 2009 8:15 PM

nick... you have 33,842 posts to comment. there are 219,758 fans. that gives me a 1 in 6 chance to appear on the comment board. aren't there better odds playin slots in Reno?
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