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Nick Swardson
Stand-Up / Family Friendly / Prop Comic

		Yo bref stank like doo doo cakes Male 33 years old Fart Island United States Last Login: 2/5/2010

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/nickswardson

Nick Swardson's Comedian Bio

Bio	FOR BOOKING INFO CONTACT: Tim Scally Agency for the Performing Arts 405 S Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90212 310-888-4219 phone 310-300-0781 fax tscally@apa-agency.com www.apa-agency.com
Website	nick-swardson.com/
Influences	Jean Claude Van Damme and my dad...luckily they are the same man.
Members	action.savedarfur.org/campaign/savedarfurcoalition I.F.H. MONDAY’S on FunnyOrDie.com
TV Shows	I played a Korean baby in 5 episodes on M.A.S.H. and have hosted the game show Wheel of Fortune for 20 years.
Films	nick-swardson.com
Albums	GreenDayNRDC.com

Nick Swardson's Interests

General	Grey Goose vodka, UFC, skipping, high fiving anyone named Drindle Reeves, farting and then blaming it on a homeless gay guy, Minnesota Vikings!!, putting food into my mouth, finding the cure for blindness, teaching kids how to read and write then giving them a can of spray paint.
Movies
Television	Sportscenter on ESPN. Best show ever. No joke. 'Rob and Big' on MTV (Rob Dyrdek OWNS) And my new favorite 'America's Got Diarrhea'.
Books	Where's Waldo
Heroes	UFC fighters BJ Penn and Chris "Crippler" Leben
Groups:	People who love Nick Swardson's character, Nick Swardson VIP Pink Cobra Club, Grandma's Boy rules!, TeRrY’s CoRnEr, The Benchwarmers, The Grape Slushies Gang, the official Reno 911 Fan club, The Tenacious D Fan Club View All Nick Swardson's Groups

Nick Swardson's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	Vietnam
Body type:	5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	High school
Occupation:	genital puncher

Nick Swardson's Clips

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Costume Deficit Disorder

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Palatial Regalia

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The Fouler

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Terry and his Flag Day gift

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The Wig Thieves

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Do's and Don'ts

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MySpace Night at the Improv

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Terry's New Car
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Terry shows off the new cop car he bought at Cop Car Mart.

Terry's Parole, Part 2
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Terry admits to committing a melody in the past six months.

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Nick Swardson's Friends Comments

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☆Alisha☮	Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM I love you dude you really need to do a show in Pittsburgh..
Taylor Lewin	Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM Dude you are hilarious and hands down one of the funniest comics ever. Hit me up on xbox live (my gamertag is meteoricfire)
JuL C0mpt0n;™	Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM come to philadelphia meow.
Nathan	Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM Triumph United...??? please don't tell me you're getting in the ring. I like you funny and alive...you make my days sunny and bright...
Angie	Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM thanks for the add showin you lots of love
Ninja Squirtle!	Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM Thanks for the add! Seriously Who Farted was sooo fucking hilarious! I love, love, love you! Come to the OC!
"shining star" eva	Feb 1 2010 11:17 PM Thank you for adding me as a friend...when you coming to Fresno. You have fans out here..
Cait the Great	Feb 1 2010 11:17 PM Marry me. Now.
SeXy PaRtY!	Feb 1 2010 11:17 PM Nick you seriously need to come to Philly and do a show soon!
Timmy	Feb 1 2010 11:15 PM dude... you're the man! always funny in anything you do! keep up the great work bro. thanks for the add.
Spenc	Feb 1 2010 11:11 PM whats your gamertag bro?
Vicky!!	Feb 1 2010 11:11 PM ello haha dude you should come do a show here in mcallen,tx
JAmes	Jan 28 2010 12:04 AM dude...lets rock some fucking halo.my gamertag is weededtheplague/lets fucking rage
Check Out: www.VoltageLyts.net	Jan 28 2010 12:04 AM Thank you for the friendship
MERCEDES	Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM I absolutely love you!! Ur always a riot :)
Das Happy Punk (We Are All We Have)	Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM hi nick hope ur ok man
Matty "the solution" Brutality 9.0(order	Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM sup howd ur weekend go
Bianca	Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM Great Show!!! But your wrong about one thing. If you are ever in CO & up for a challenge we should have a drink. ;) P.S. I'm not going to hold your hair
<3-JMW~NNS-E>	Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM hey dud watz the gamertag i need to playz wid ya
Scary dude aka Spoons	Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM Hey dude, woke up to my friend watching i now pronounce you chuck and larry and have to laugh at your character. definitely made my day.
SHELDON	Jan 23 2010 1:06 AM Yo Nick... we need to hook up on Xbox live.
H.K. - I.E. Ruff Ryders	Jan 23 2010 1:05 AM Your my F**KING hero... PARTY!!! I know I will be fo sho!!!
"Jody's Girl" Online Now!	Jan 22 2010 12:09 AM Hey nick I love ur comedy u are so fucking amazing I love u to death! I would really like if u could to comment me back or message me back! That would be alsome!
アレグザンドラ	Jan 22 2010 12:09 AM YOU ARE FCKING EPIC...datsrite >:D
zack	Jan 22 2010 12:09 AM dude, you are the funniest mother fucker out there lol Lets Get Drunk

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