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Nick Swardson
Stand-Up / Family Friendly / Prop Comic
Yo bref stank like doo doo cakes

Male
32 years old
Fart Island
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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BioFOR BOOKING INFO CONTACT: Tim Scally Agency for the Performing Arts 405 S Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90212 310-888-4219 phone 310-300-0781 fax tscally@apa-agency.com www.apa-agency.com
Websitenick-swardson.com/
InfluencesJean Claude Van Damme and my dad...luckily they are the same man.
Membersaction.savedarfur.org/campaign/savedarfurcoalition
..I.F.H. MONDAY’S on FunnyOrDie.com..
TV ShowsI played a Korean baby in 5 episodes on M.A.S.H. and have hosted the game show Wheel of Fortune for 20 years.
Filmsnick-swardson.com
AlbumsGreenDayNRDC.com

    Nick Swardson's Interests
GeneralGrey Goose vodka, UFC, skipping, high fiving anyone named Drindle Reeves, farting and then blaming it on a homeless gay guy, Minnesota Vikings!!, putting food into my mouth, finding the cure for blindness, teaching kids how to read and write then giving them a can of spray paint.
Movies
Television

Sportscenter on ESPN. Best show ever. No joke. 'Rob and Big' on MTV (Rob Dyrdek OWNS) And my new favorite 'America's Got Diarrhea'.

BooksWhere's Waldo
HeroesUFC fighters BJ Penn and Chris "Crippler" Leben
Groups: People who love Nick Swardson's characterNick Swardson VIP Pink Cobra ClubGrandma's Boy rules!TeRrY’s CoRnErThe BenchwarmersThe Grape Slushies Gangthe official Reno 911 Fan clubThe Tenacious D Fan Club

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     Nick Swardson's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Vietnam
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:genital puncher


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Clips: 7 Total Plays: 2506664 Plays Today: 180
Costume Deficit Disorder
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Palatial Regalia
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The Fouler
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Terry and his Flag Day gift
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The Wig Thieves
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Do's and Don'ts
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MySpace Night at the Improv
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About me:
http://comedy.myspace.com/


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Terry's New Car
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Terry shows off the new cop car he bought at Cop Car Mart.



Terry's Parole, Part 2
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?vi...

Terry admits to committing a melody in the past six months.

Who I'd like to meet:

Have you met Gay Robot?

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♥just a naive nancy.





Jul 11 2009 1:08 AM

i love you.
i wish we could live on fart island. TOGETHER. :)
DOUBLE U





Jul 10 2009 11:41 PM

haha fuck that bro, were gonna use real pot... ay when is the next LA show
GI Productions





Jul 10 2009 11:28 PM

Check out the new "The Car Ride" video buddy
The Chosen One





Jul 10 2009 9:40 PM

smoke weed everyday
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Jul 10 2009 7:09 PM

SATURDAY JULY 11TH!! BEYOND THRESHOLD, AGENT ZERO, LEFT 4 DEAD, KAOS KATALYST, & EMBALMMENT @ BAR 3! 5$ SHOW! WE PLAY 11:30PM! STARTS @8PM!! 21 & OVER!! COME OUT AND BREAK SOME FUCKING FACE!!
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Jul 10 2009 6:19 PM

ITS YOUR BOY BIG O JUST COMIN BY TO SHOW YOU AND YOUR PAGE SOME LOVE I HOPE YOU RETURN IT
!!RAPO!!





Jul 10 2009 6:01 PM

are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again: www. work4surveys .com i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
McTreez-Gotta love tha swagger!!!





Jul 10 2009 8:13 AM

how bout u sendin me a couple of free tickets and flyin me out there. is that too much to ask? lol
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Jul 9 2009 6:31 PM

DO YOU SUPPORT ME?
check out my video

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Jul 9 2009 8:15 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/4101660.html?b=4&w=46
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Jul 9 2009 4:02 AM

saw you live a while back, Funny!!!!!
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Jul 9 2009 2:59 AM

New website up! Check it out,
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Mike D





Jul 8 2009 9:35 PM


whats up? I've got a new beat mixtape up on my page. check it out, it's a free download, and i promise it has some super dope tunes on it!!!! Let me know whatcha think...

::Los::





Jul 8 2009 5:49 PM

Nick. Dude. When are u coming to Florida. Orlando to be exact? What's the matter, not enough cocaine and Ketel One for the morning? Lol
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Jul 8 2009 5:30 PM

i wanna touch you in a totally sexual way.

c'mon.
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Jul 8 2009 9:45 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/7201139.html?b=4&w=46
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Jul 8 2009 7:46 AM

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Jul 8 2009 5:12 AM

Hey whats up..
Hope u enjoy the music.
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Jul 8 2009 1:32 AM

Happy Tuesday!
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Jul 8 2009 12:26 AM

I finally finished my album! The Short-lived life of Magen Melancholy is now available for only $7.52 on my website!! magenmelancholy.com!! Your support is needed and very much appreciated!
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Jul 7 2009 9:25 PM

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Jul 7 2009 8:37 PM

Nick- when is Comedy Central showing you the love and airing the Austin show? We had a blast at that show, and now I not only want to be a ninja and fight off cats, but can't get the 1980 song out of my head!
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Jul 7 2009 5:36 PM

Thanks for the purchase Nick! Be sure to check us out again at Sportscrack.com
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