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Nick Swardson
Stand-Up / Family Friendly / Prop Comic
Nick Swardson Yo bref stank like doo doo cakes

Male
33 years old
Fart Island
United States



Last Login: 2/5/2010
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BioFOR BOOKING INFO CONTACT: Tim Scally Agency for the Performing Arts 405 S Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90212 310-888-4219 phone 310-300-0781 fax tscally@apa-agency.com www.apa-agency.com
Websitenick-swardson.com/
InfluencesJean Claude Van Damme and my dad...luckily they are the same man.
Membersaction.savedarfur.org/campaign/savedarfurcoalition

I.F.H. MONDAY’S on FunnyOrDie.com
TV ShowsI played a Korean baby in 5 episodes on M.A.S.H. and have hosted the game show Wheel of Fortune for 20 years.
Filmsnick-swardson.com
AlbumsGreenDayNRDC.com

    Nick Swardson's Interests
GeneralGrey Goose vodka, UFC, skipping, high fiving anyone named Drindle Reeves, farting and then blaming it on a homeless gay guy, Minnesota Vikings!!, putting food into my mouth, finding the cure for blindness, teaching kids how to read and write then giving them a can of spray paint.
Movies
Television

Sportscenter on ESPN. Best show ever. No joke. 'Rob and Big' on MTV (Rob Dyrdek OWNS) And my new favorite 'America's Got Diarrhea'.

BooksWhere's Waldo
HeroesUFC fighters BJ Penn and Chris "Crippler" Leben
Groups: People who love Nick Swardson's characterNick Swardson VIP Pink Cobra ClubGrandma's Boy rules!TeRrY’s CoRnErThe BenchwarmersThe Grape Slushies Gangthe official Reno 911 Fan clubThe Tenacious D Fan Club

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     Nick Swardson's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Vietnam
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:genital puncher


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Costume Deficit Disorder
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Palatial Regalia
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Terry and his Flag Day gift
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The Wig Thieves
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Do's and Don'ts
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About me:
http://comedy.myspace.com/


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Terry's New Car
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Terry shows off the new cop car he bought at Cop Car Mart.



Terry's Parole, Part 2
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?vi...

Terry admits to committing a melody in the past six months.

Who I'd like to meet:

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☆Alisha☮

Alisha Eppley



Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM

I love you dude you really need to do a show in Pittsburgh..
Taylor Lewin

Taylor Lewin



Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM

Dude you are hilarious and hands down one of the funniest comics ever. Hit me up on xbox live (my gamertag is meteoricfire)
JuL C0mpt0n;™

JuL C0mpt0n;™



Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM

come to philadelphia meow.
Nathan

Nathan



Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM

Triumph United...??? please don't tell me you're getting in the ring. I like you funny and alive...you make my days sunny and bright...
Angie

An G



Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM

thanks for the add showin you lots of love
Ninja Squirtle!

Heather Racine



Feb 5 2010 12:09 AM

Thanks for the add! Seriously Who Farted was sooo fucking hilarious! I love, love, love you! Come to the OC!
"shining star" eva

Evangelina Love's mike



Feb 1 2010 11:17 PM

Thank you for adding me as a friend...when you coming to Fresno. You have fans out here..
Cait the Great

Caitlin Clementson



Feb 1 2010 11:17 PM

Marry me. Now.
SeXy PaRtY!

AGent M



Feb 1 2010 11:17 PM

Nick you seriously need to come to Philly and do a show soon!
Timmy

Timmy



Feb 1 2010 11:15 PM

dude... you're the man! always funny in anything you do! keep up the great work bro. thanks for the add.
Spenc

Spenc



Feb 1 2010 11:11 PM

whats your gamertag bro?
Vicky!!

Vicky!!



Feb 1 2010 11:11 PM

ello haha dude you should come do a show here in mcallen,tx
JAmes

JAmes BOhna



Jan 28 2010 12:04 AM

dude...lets rock some fucking halo.my gamertag is weededtheplague/lets fucking rage
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Jan 28 2010 12:04 AM

Thank you for the friendship
MERCEDES

MERCEDES



Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM

I absolutely love you!! Ur always a riot :)
Das Happy Punk (We Are All We Have)

Das Happy Punk (We Are All We Have)



Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM

hi nick hope ur ok man
Matty "the solution" Brutality 9.0(order

Matty Brutality



Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM

sup
howd ur weekend go
Bianca

Bianca



Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM

Great Show!!! But your wrong about one thing. If you are ever in CO & up for a challenge we should have a drink. ;)

P.S. I'm not going to hold your hair
<3-JMW~NNS-E>

Josh Warren



Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM

hey dud watz the gamertag i need to playz wid ya
Scary dude aka Spoons

Chris Tolbert



Jan 28 2010 12:03 AM

Hey dude, woke up to my friend watching i now pronounce you chuck and larry and have to laugh at your character. definitely made my day.
SHELDON

SHELDON



Jan 23 2010 1:06 AM

Yo Nick... we need to hook up on Xbox live.
H.K. - I.E. Ruff Ryders

H.K. - I.E. Ruff Ryders



Jan 23 2010 1:05 AM

Your my F**KING hero... PARTY!!! I know I will be fo sho!!!
"Jody's Girl"

"Jody's Girl"
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Jan 22 2010 12:09 AM

Hey nick I love ur comedy u are so fucking amazing I love u to death! I would really like if u could to comment me back or message me back! That would be alsome!
アレグザンドラ

アレグザンドラ



Jan 22 2010 12:09 AM

YOU ARE FCKING EPIC...datsrite >:D
zack

zack



Jan 22 2010 12:09 AM

dude, you are the funniest mother fucker out there lol Lets Get Drunk
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