Banana Vomit Cake
Dragon Mon
Dragon Mon Slit your wrists for me, will ya?

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16 years old
Houston, Texas
United States



Last Login: 12/5/2009
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HeroesYou will fall.

love only exists
in fairy tales.

What can I say?
She's mah wife, my best fraaann.
We share the same sick sense of humor,
and the same hate for the world. <3
She's helped me through a lot,
and without her, my life would be even sadder than it already is.

Heffer is awesome.
She's my retard.
At times, she may be slow,
but that's what I love about her.
She says weird and random things.
Sad thing is, I understand what she means. .-.

He's mah great, loveable loser.
He's left me speechless
and with so many questions in my mind.
He gave me lots of "firsts."
Shit happens.


Music You will end.

Take me to a carnival or a circus,
buy me a balloon,
and I'll love you forever.

Will you make a wish with me?
Help me end my suffering...?

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Status:Divorced
Here for:Friends
Body type:5' 3"
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Beating my wife. c:
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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"Love only exists in fairy tales."

Name's Nikki.
I'm worthless and so are you.



"Tell me a story.
I'll listen; just don't expect me to care."



I tend to look at the world as hell.
You can't be happy on this earth.
My only goal in life is to escape it some day.
I don't like to feel.
So fuck off.
I don't need your bullshit.

...and kill.

Vivi.
She's my wife, my best friend.
We share the same sick sense of humor,
and the same hate for the world. <3
Without her, I'd probably be like you.

Tete.
My sister~
She's crazy.
She's been through a lot, and through her,
I've learned.
She's one person who understands me.
I love her.

Heffer.
She's my retard.
At times, she may be slow,
but that's what I love about her.
She says weird and random things.
Sad thing is, I understand what she means. .-.

Patty.
I don't believe she lives here on earth.
She's always in thought.
Lately, I haven't seen much of her.
I miss her.

Fer.
He's my great, loveable loser.
He's left me speechless
and with so many questions in my mind.
He gave me lots of "firsts."
I think I can let go.
He cursed me with these words, though:
Time. Hope. Love.

__________

I'll punch you in the face.
Cut your throat.
Watch how quickly your blood flows out.
As you writhe in pain,
I'll laugh in your face.
Hope you die a nice, slow, painful death.


My losers...
They help me get through life.

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*CHRISTINE*R.I.P. KELLY. I LOVE U N MISS U!

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Dec 3 2009 12:59 AM

Ha ha! U put d picture up after all?!
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Nov 15 2009 5:36 AM

yh i think ima go to bed
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Nov 15 2009 5:07 AM

just work... with my sister..
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Nov 15 2009 5:01 AM

o well i've been working too much..
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Nov 15 2009 4:57 AM

i forgot what i said ..... :| sowwie
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Nov 15 2009 4:48 AM

ok ok... sorry...
ugh im dead.. :|
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Nov 15 2009 4:43 AM

ok well KILL HER! :o
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Nov 15 2009 4:37 AM

Kill monsters like Diana or Maria or what ever her name is :|
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Nov 15 2009 4:28 AM

YAY! ima brit :D.. lol

o sounds like fun, unlike me D:
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Nov 15 2009 4:23 AM

Uhhh wots "brit"?

im just here talking to ppl and you?
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Nov 15 2009 4:16 AM

No your the Moya! or Molla!

I'm the wanna be white person :DDDDDDDDDDD
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Nov 15 2009 4:10 AM

Why wot?
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Nov 15 2009 4:05 AM

Sup daawg?
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Nov 13 2009 2:32 AM

Ok take care...
I hope you sleep well....

O i sleep perfect lol...
Love ya.... see yA!...

Bye bye........ ♥
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Nov 12 2009 3:32 AM

They sure are....

I love mines too :D ♥
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Nov 12 2009 3:27 AM

Yuppy and we are both happy with them :D
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Nov 12 2009 3:24 AM

O ok my wife is bah... :p

Yh i've seen her hehe :DD
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Nov 12 2009 3:19 AM

Hey who's your wife!?!?! :|

And ok kool :D
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Nov 12 2009 3:13 AM

YAY!!!!
How will ya?
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Nov 12 2009 3:05 AM

Ok kill her :DDD
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Nov 12 2009 2:58 AM

Lol why poor thing :|
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Nov 12 2009 2:53 AM

Lol then you take her and leave me wif alex :p lol j/k
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Nov 12 2009 2:47 AM

Nope :p
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Nov 12 2009 2:38 AM

YH not so much now he gots a chic :D
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Nov 12 2009 2:28 AM

November 20th.. i cant wait!!!!
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