and without her, my life would be even sadder than it already is.
Heffer is awesome.
She's my retard.
At times, she may be slow,
but that's what I love about her.
She says weird and random things.
Sad thing is, I understand what she means. .-.
He's mah great, loveable loser.
He's left me speechless
and with so many questions in my mind.
He gave me lots of "firsts."
Shit happens.
Music
You will end.
Take me to a carnival or a circus,
buy me a balloon,
and I'll love you forever.
Will you make a wish with me?
Help me end my suffering...?
Welcome to my show :
Banana Vomit Cake's Details
Status:
Divorced
Here for:
Friends
Body type:
5' 3"
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Religion:
Jewish
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Beating my wife. c:
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Banana Vomit Cake I think I killed my wife just now...She won't wake up...I didn't stab her THAT many times..I don't think she's breathing... Posted at 1:44 AM Dec 6 view more