Nicky Ashaums Sex Death Love & God Choir: General Info
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Every day, people do boring things. They could be having orgasms in the beautiful forests of God, but instead they get on I-95 and go to work so they can pay their gas bill. As if they need to be plugged into some "infrastructure" to survive. Listen: orgasm can be achieved more often if you quit your job. Buy a crossbow. Move in with the herd of deer. Wait for human culture to poison itself on fast food and throw-away plastic artifacts. Spend the days screaming at people on the street. Spend the days peeing your pants on the subway and on the bus. Spend the days making signs that say: NICKY ASHAUMS SEX DEATH LOVE GOD CHOIR HAS COMMANDED US TO STOP EATING OTHER SPECIES AND INSTEAD MAKE HYBRIDS WITH THEM. THROUGH SCIENCE AND PURE ORGASM, THIS IS POSSIBLE. WE MUST BAN STUPIDITY. MONARCHY, WITH NICKY ASHAUM AS THE SUPREME SEXUAL AND LOVING RULER MUST OCCUR MOMEMTARILY! THE STREETS MUST NEVER BE REPAIRED AGAIN, EVER! TREES MUST SPROUT THROUGH THE CRACKS! NICKY MUST RULE WITH A BLOODY FIST!
Guerilla warfare may be employed, as this is an emergencey situation. All clocks must be ruined, all parking meters broken. All money burned. All leaders of all kinds replaced by the face of NICKY ASHAUM, supreme ruler of sexxxiness and bringer of fiery perfection!
Jim Trainer plays this week...always a great show from this man. We're coming off an amazing show by Kat Klix and plan on making this week just as great! Come before ten this week and ask me for yer special earlybird suprize!
(click on the flier to see larger)These guys friggin rule and yoo should come see them play and get a free cd while yer at it! I personally guarantee that a good time will be had and will be there to make sure this is trooooooooo....
WE'll be in Philly on MAY 2nd!
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Come by and say hello!
WE'll also be at the afterparty at the Barbary.
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Chase Lisbon, Apnea, and Supercult
WE'll be in Philly on MAY 2nd!
Come by and say hello!
WE'll also be at the afterparty at the Barbary.
Please leave me a comment if you are going to make it out!
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Chase Lisbon, Apnea, and Supercult
Next week we will have a mArching band of Baby White Elephants making blindfolded vegan omelets with flamethowers full of liquid nitrogen...Kind of like a homicidal Gallagher show on acid...then next week it's the magic that only Kat Klix can bring with their feline quasi-furry musical act debuting their new CD and with a guest appearance by their sister band Dog Dix. Don't miss this night it will change yer life...
Yoo are here by summoned to appear at the only North American Embassy of the great nation of Clitoria for a summit on how to better wage the war against boob destroying in Mia, in the nation, and in the world for that matter. We all love boobies. I know I do. Let's make a stand for boobies by drinking, eating and getting our groove on! The silent auction will include many pieces of art from local and national artists. Mia has no health insurance so these pieces of art will go for a song...come out to have a few drinks and go home with a priceless piece of art and know that yoo have helped the wonderous boobies! We are also looking for donations of any sort to help raise funds...nothing is to small. If yoo have anything that could be used in a silent auction to raise funds for Mia, please either contact me or the restaurant.
whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!
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Come by and say hello!
WE'll also be at the afterparty at the Barbary.
Please leave me a comment if you are going to make it out!
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Chase Lisbon, Apnea, and Supercult
