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Nick Youssef
Stand-Up
"Hi."

Male
101 years old
Los Feliz, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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   Nick Youssef's Comedian Bio
BioIf you write one for me I’ll put it up. There is this though: LA Citybeat
WebsiteYou’re on it! Oh also, Facebook. Go there. Add me. Now. Please. Thanks
InfluencesIn no particular order: Richard Pryor, TOOL, Sam Kinison, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Radiohead, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Maria Bamford, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, The Mars Volta, Edward Norton, David Sedaris, Phillip Seymour Hoffman......I know I've missed a few but the idea is basically anybody who isn't afraid to be honest, open, vulnerable and creative.
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TV ShowsTrust me, you dont wanna know. I try to erase it from my memory every single day of my life.

    Nick Youssef's Interests
GeneralAbove anything else on planet earth: stand up comedy. Then: listening to music, reading, going to concerts, riding my bicycle, people watching, people annoying, people enraging, smoking cigarettes, going for walks, drinking, doing "it", clothing, introspection, hanging out with my friends.....oh when i said "it" earlier I meant fucking. Just in case anybody wasn't entirely clear. Moving right along then. Um....I don't know, what else do I like? Sleeping is good. I like my family. Well some of them anyway. I guess that's it. If there's anything you've heard me be interested in that I haven't mentioned, by all means let me know.
MusicTOOL, The Mars Volta, Eels, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, TV On The Radio, Led Zepplin, Radiohead, Snoop Dogg, Damien Rice, My Morning Jacket, Wilco, Patsy Cline, Arcade Fire, DJ Shadow, Air, Bright Eyes, At The Drive-in, Bob Dylan, Bjork, Massive Attack, Gordon Lightfoot, Dispatch, Elvis Costello, The Flaming Lips. You’ve probably stopped reading this by now. The Frames, Ben Harper, CSS, Flogging Molly, Bushwalla, Gogol Bordello, Pennywise, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Jimi Hendrix. Seriously why are you still reading this? Johnny Cash, The Kinks, the Beatles, Muse, NIN, Nirvana, PJ Harvey, NOFX, GreenDay, Pixies, Queens Of The Stone Age, Metallica(until ’94), Secret Machines, Wow man. That’s way more attention than I would’ve paid. Have you looked outside? It’s a nice day, I mean, go for a walk or something. Call your mom....fine, I’ll keep going. Sigur Ros, Soul Coughing, Starsailor, Sublime, Placebo, MGMT, Tegan & Sara, Gnarls Barkley, The Streets, System Of A Down, The Velvet Underground, Whiskeytown, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, A Perfect Circle, Beck, Bob Marley. I’m actually starting to get bored at this point. Bad Religion, Blonde Redhead, Sonic Youth, Rage Against The Machine, Blur, Bruce Springsteen, Cat Power, Cat Stevens, The Clash, Citizen Cope, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Daft Punk, The Dandy Warhols, Hank Williams....you know what, fuck this! I’m gonna go do something else. Oh wait, I totally forgot Kings Of Leon, Langhorne Slim, The Living End, Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, The Doors and Lynard Skynard. O.k. Now-- fuck this.
MoviesThere Will Be Blood, Fight Club, Sideways, All About Eve, Requiem For A Dream, Pornography, Birth Of A Nation, High FIdelity, My Dinner With Andre, Pornography, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Amadeus, Crumb, Capturing The Friedmans, Boogie Nights, Pornography.....Really, who is gonna read all of this. That's basically a collection of very different movies. There's more. Lots more but you get the idea.
TelevisionThe Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Office (U.K), The Simpsons (til season 6..maybe 7), South Park, Freaks And Geeks, Extras, Arrested Development, Deadwood, Entourage, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire, The Wire............
BooksSince I live in Los Angeles I KNOW nobody is going to read this. In fact, why am I even writing this sentence right now? It's hard enough to talk about good music with people. Books? Yeah right. A newspaper is stretching it. "Oh but I read all the time," says a vacuous dipshit. Self help books don't count. Fuck you.
HeroesPeople that stand by what they believe in, risk takers, Spiderman.

     Nick Youssef's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The LaC
Body type:6' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Comedian

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Tara





Jul 18 2008 6:25 AM

I can't wait to see Batman! I am super psyched!! Batman has always been my fave superhero. Also, Ironman ruled, Hulk and Hellboy - not so great.
Elf Şener





Jul 11 2008 2:55 PM

You're 11 days late but it was worth it.
Keep the videos coming ;-)
Divine Chaos





Jul 6 2008 4:21 PM

We're there from the 5th to the 11th, I think, and going to disneyland 3 different days, and the beach another day. Not sure in what order though. Im still going to try and stop by the comedy store.
Divine Chaos





Jul 4 2008 9:41 AM

Hey, so I am going to be in So cal on the 6th of August, but We're stuck in a Rv with my Dysfunctional family at Disneyland. Your more than welcome to join the Madness. Otherwise, We'll have to come visit next time. Hope everything is Great.
VIC





Jul 3 2008 12:45 AM

Funny Graphics
Jade





Jun 29 2008 4:53 PM

gay face.
sparkiepop





Jun 25 2008 2:03 PM

Hot stuff.
Free Beer - Every Friday & Saturday At 11pm





Jun 23 2008 12:35 AM

Free Beer. Great Comedians.
Every Friday & Saturday 11pm

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Free Beer - Every Friday & Saturday At 11pm





Jun 21 2008 1:37 PM

Free Beer. Great Comedians.
Every Friday & Saturday 11pm

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Jayson Thibault





Jun 14 2008 7:02 PM

u gonna b at the store tonight? we can go fishin.
old school!
Jazz





Jun 13 2008 6:28 AM

How odd just like 3 days ago I was thinking about that song from Harvey Danger. Yeah when you buy it burn me a copy-but just of that one song...
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Jun 10 2008 6:24 AM

tequila!
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Jun 9 2008 5:59 AM

love this guy....

Divine Chaos





Jun 8 2008 3:23 AM

Well, Sounds like a good time to me. Just let me know. I'm gonna try and go to bed now... that or drink this bottle of Jim Beam until I pass out. Talk to you soon.
Divine Chaos





Jun 8 2008 3:11 AM

Actually at this point I'm about 60% sure I'm not going, oppose to 100%. SO we'll see. Sweetness, Maybe this time we can go to a bar where people have teeth.
Divine Chaos





Jun 8 2008 3:04 AM

DAMN! See If I had invested in a Rocket pack this wouldn't be a problem, I would just come to you!
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Jun 6 2008 1:45 PM

well, how have i been....hhmmm.... this about sums it up.....


how the heck have you been?
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Jun 6 2008 3:45 AM

HI Nick!!!

Beavis and butthead
Thomas





Jun 4 2008 11:27 AM

Thanks for swinging by, good times as always. I think when Emily is in town in two weeks we're all going to swing by and catch your show..., finally!!
Tom Segura





May 30 2008 4:45 PM

man, that's hell of a pic in your profile, buddy. lot goin on there. it says, "i'm pretty cool and i'm doin shit over here, but, hey, hey, what's that over there behind me? lets have a looksie." i like it.
Divine Chaos





May 29 2008 1:20 PM

So, any Northern Cali trips coming up? School Shit on my plans for coming down there.
Elizabeth





May 26 2008 9:07 AM

Thanks for accepting. It never hurts to have a cute guy on your friends page. C-ya.
Thomas