stuff that doesn't make me bawl my eyes out.
I also dislike coffee. And rugby.
Barnet FC and Newcastle United make me happy.
Football Focus is nice. yes. I like Beef stew, dumplings, cottage pie, cobblers (food not shoe repair.) and many other meat products. using the suffix "and the jews" in highly inappropriate places. Listening to bands whch no one else has heard of and still liking them when everyone has heard of them a few months later and then getting pissed off when people have a go at me about not liking them when they release pure shite on cd and then play a three minute pop ballad on top of the pops instead of the stuff they did when they were good. what? hating chefs called Gordon. loving chefs called Nigella. loving girls with names starting with a letter from the alphabet (odd letters only). putting my penis in your eye. swashbuckling. dickwhipping. ballgagging. lollipopping. dry cleaning. rugs. shagpile. artisan cheeses. jesus (only when he was a kid, it was a bit like macaulet culkin, after the nativity he just wasn't cute anymore. and he deserved to die [in my girl]). getting mugged. more ballgagging. teabagging. making coffee. declining tea. eating rich tea biscuits. star wars rpgs. vagina. books.
Music
Do Make Say Think, Mogwai, Cable, Jarcrew, and a shite load of other stuff
Movies
the saint of fort washington the princess bride LA story Amelie Delicatessen Battle Royale BRII (minus the last five minutes) Ghost Busters Rushmore Nearly any Steve Martin / Bill Murray stuff oh, and David Lynch is a genius, too.
Television
Matsui 14" with Teletext and no doofer because i ate it. Bush 14" DVD/TV Combi with teletext. It has a doofer.
(but really... UKTV History/BrightIdeas, BBC Four dramatisations, BBC Three comedies and Match Of The Fucking Day...)
Books
His Dark Materials, Robert Rankin stuff, Good Omens, Charles Bukowski, Paulo Coelho, a little bit of Dr. Who, Deliah Smith and Star Wars... oh and that Potter brat too...
Heroes
my mum, for putting up with me all this time; the legend that is Bruce Campbell, also....
Shaka Fricking Hislop
and PAVEL SRNICEK
Worcester College of Technology
Worcester, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: fuck all and i didn't even finish...
2003 to 2005
Worcester Sixth Form College
Worcester, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: thrown out three times in two years... i'm shit at education...
About me:
I'm Nicholas Gordon James d'Arcy-Hawkes. I'm currently 24. In all those many years I've managed to avoid regular employment, avoid getting an education and fucked up far too many times than I care to remember.
This worries me greatly...
Currently I seem to be spending most of my time sat at home or in the various pubs of Worcester. If not, then I'm probably at the Marr's Bar, taking your money in exchange for alcohol and attempting to display an air of something bordering on authority. Look, just don't dance with fucking drinks, comprendez?
My Email/MSN - nicofdarcyshire@hotmail.com
Who I'd like to meet: The woman of my dreams. ...Turns out I was a bit hasty...
Pavel Srnicek
Shaka Hislop
Some kind of rich young widow with a heart defect....
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it's this evening sometime, i'm heading down at about half six but that's just to set up, shall I give you a text regarding where it actually is when i find out and it gets in full swing?
Noble and Silver were great, he ejaculated on a radio, had sex with a VCR, dressed a girl up as a lion, made a woman make sandwiches for the audience and thrn the one guy stormed off stage and veryone was left to decide if it was actually over or not! genius!!
I wish I did have a good memory for important things like great aunt her medicine on time and things, but alas its just trivia, commericals and such like that fill my egg like dome...
my great aunt is dead, is wasnt my fault....honest
you know the solo career is going ok! I feel glad to have shed that excess flesh that was that idiot in the eyepatch...
ah yes, i had something to tell you. I remember us having a conversation regarding Noble and Silver, they have a new show in London at the moment, I'm going to go check it out..thought it may appeal to you to..
its called Part 9, 21 Jun-7 Jul Soho theatre 08704296883
www.sohotheatre.com
£10-£17.50
if it takes your fancy, if it doesnt then I've just done them some advertising and frankly they owe me!
Shaka Fricking Hislop
