Nightengale Shane
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"A badass, emotional rocker chick"
Female
103 years old
WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF
United States
Last Login:2/4/2008
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Nightengale Shane's Interests
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| General | My fans are my number one interest, because without them, I might have committed suicide! I am a very emotional person. I feel a lot. I have a lot of emotions. I like writing poetry to get them out. Shhh, don't tell anyone, though, but I only do this to score. I like to put my hands in my pockets and stare at the ground, to show everybody how I feel. I think my emotions should be displayed outwardly. I like when my fans write their numbers on their underwear and throw it at me. I'm a specialist in underwear psychic-analyzation. That's right, psychic analyzation, because I analyze and predict. I'm not trying to get into your mind, just your pants. If your drawers could fit over my amp, chances are, you're not my type. But I'm accepting of everyone, so with a little more liquor, you will be. | | Music | My own music is my favorite, because it comes straight from my heart and soul. I have been crying since The Unnamed and I broke up. Bands are just like relationships. I feel like we got a divorce. My soul is incomplete. I only want to find the right one. The right one for ME. Is that so much to ask? Music I like is anything that isn't mainstream. Because the only mainstream artist I will EVER like is MYSELF. | | Movies | My marketing people made me jump on this "night in" bandwagon and create the underground hit, "A Night in Nightengale Shane". I like: That Thing You Do, Almost Famous, The Suburbans, SLC Punk, Fame, any movie about a band, and any movie with Pamela Anderson because I can relate! | | Television | The Nightengale Shane Show, Live With Nightengale and Shane, Shane Factor, Nightengale Shane's Real World, Rock of Love: Men vs. Women featuring Nightengale Shane, Where Is Shane Now?, The Shimple Life, Shanefeld, Nightengalian Idol, Saturday Night Shane, and most importantly, though staged: The N (and S!) Word (s) | | Books | Nightengale For A Reason: The assisted biography of the legend Nightengale Shane, working on an autobiography. Also try Great Sexpectations - a romance novel on the old classic, co-written by me! | | Heroes | MYSELF, duh. |
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Nightengale Shane's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Bi | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
Excerpt from "Nightengale For A Reason: The assisted biography of the legend Nightengale Shane" :
"...Nightingale means songbird of the night, but Nightengale is original. Shakespeare asked what's in a name, and the answer, according to Nightengale, is: 'nothing'. With a BS from LeMerde University, Nightengale is on par with William Shakespeare, writing poetry of an equal calibur. Expressing sentiments of love and confusion, with phrases like:
'Your eyes shine like the stars,
Effervescent and rich
Then you broke my heart
You stupid fucking bitch',
Ms. Shane proves herself metaphorically gifted, and emotionally relatable. Factors such as these have caused her to connect well with her fans, who reside primarily in such places as Antarctica and even Atlantis.
...For the sake of her highly devoted fans, Nightengale insists her marital status is single. She also realizes groupies are not cheating, and thus keeps a fold-up canopy bed on her tour bus at all times. Handcuffs and other accessories can be located under her bed, for she, as fans have said, "is a badass princess."
...'I don't have an age or a gender,' Nightengale was caught saying on both Ohfra and Smellen. 'Age and gender are mindsets, man,' she continues. 'Dude, I'm tellin ya, we all live in a galaxy within a galaxy. Somewhere out there, there is a planet called Serpant Arieus, I've been there a few times... DUDE, does anyone wanna go get some Taco Bell?'
That last line was included to prove Nightengale Shane is, indeed, a human being, just like you and I!
...Here and now, Nightengale is working on continuing another rock 'n roll legacy called Rubber Buns & Liquor. (Say it a few times fast and it will be sure to make you smile!) Since her last band, The Unnamed, broke up, Nightengale has been working hard to formulate a new musical strategy. 'The Unnamed... that name came about in a really creative way,' Nightengale tells us. 'We were having a special moment bonding with cannibus and, dude, we totally forgot our name. We didn't want this to happen again, you know? So we decided we shouldn't have to have this problem again, and dude, this light went on! In my head! I knew from then on, we were just GONNA be THE UNNAMED.' "
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Who I'd like to meet:
-Fans!
-Unknown bands (because sorry to say, but you're only good until you make enough cash to eat food and take a bath, then you've sold out. Sorry.)
-Bands I've toured with and slept with
-Potential groupies
-Hot people
-The inventors of Frito Lay Munchies (you guys are geniuses!!)
-Girls with tattooed eyeliner
-Brody Dalle
-Shane McCutcheon
-Thrift store owners
and
YOU!
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