Horror, Reading, Bettie Page, Horror, '50s decor, Tiki, Horror, Goth, Rockabilly, Bill Hicks, Cult Movies, Horror... I'm so damn diverse...
Music
Create your own Slacker Station now..
Old 97s, Duran Duran, Warren Zevon, The Ramones, Weezer, Hank Williams, They Might Be Giants, Elvis Costello, Portishead, The Flaming Lips, The Cure, The Residents, The White Stripes, My Chemical Romance, AFI, The Pixies, Ben Folds, David Bowie, Drive-By Truckers, Steve Earle, Jellyfish, Kelly Hogan, Neko Case, The Descendents, Southern Culture On The Skids, The Legendary Shack Shakers, Joe Jackson, The Cars, Everclear, Blondie, Cake, The Cardigans, The Tubes, The Darkness, Analog Missionary, The Consortium Of Genius, White Zombie...
It goes on and on...
Movies
Directors: Kevin Smith, David Lynch, David Fincher, Stuart Gordon, Tobe Hooper, George Romero, Quentin Tarrantino, Russ Meyer, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Jack Arnold, Jim Jarmusch, Tim Burton, Ed Wood, Sam Peckinpah, Dario Argento, John Waters.
Movies: Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead, Rocky Horror, Creature From The Black Lagoon, Garden State, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Re-Animator, Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Television
The Office, Black Books, Spaced, The Simpsons, Squidbillies, Venture Bros., Carnivale, Deadwood, The Sopranos, MST3K, Ghosthunters, Antiques Roadshow, Lost, Robot Chicken, Insomniac, Freaks and Geeks, Mythbusters, The Discovery Channel, Mr. Show, Most Haunted, Studio 60, Tales From The Darkside, Andy Griffith
Books
Sarah Vowell, John Hodgman, Mark Leyner, Andrew Fox, Poppy Z. Brite
Heroes
Amy Sedaris, Edward D. Wood, Jr., Hank Williams, Bill Hicks, Sarah Vowell, Bettie Page, George Jones, Elvis Costello, Space Ghost, Leatherface...
Nightmare Theatre Hey Adult Swim fans! This Saturday night in Pensacola! Bizarro Saturday Morning and The Consortium of Genius! http://lnk.ms/3FD4kPosted at 4:21 PM Dec 7 view more
A minor demon, the Baron Mondo Von Doren was sent to the physical plane to inflict misery upon mankind. Among his greatest achievements: the introduction of new Coke, putting together Milli Vanilli and managing the Olsen Twins.
He has since given all of those up, however, in favor of an evil scheme to hoist such horrible films as "Attack Of The Giant Leeches" and "The Brain From Planet Arous" on an unsuspecting viewing public on his show Nightmare Theatre which premiered October 2001 in Pensacola, FL. He, along with his Mexican wrestler sidekick, El Sapo De Tempesto and their pet werewolf Mittens, treat these films with all the respect they deserve: none and have a lot of fun with them in the process...
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU! IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625
-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!
Hey , How was your weekend? Ours kik’d azz, we’re being creative in our designs. PLANNING
A US TOUR and working on our
website*daily* anyways keep it Metal and
Horror. Oh and maybe we’ll see you on the road.
Jersey & Nightway Creepshowmayhem.com
check out our flyer @ http://creepshowmayhem.com/tour.html
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*SEE MORE OF THIS STORY (since space here is limited) BY COMING BY AND VISITING ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section HAVE A GOOD 1 SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
It's Great to have you as a friend, Hope you enjoyed watching our Movie trailer of Resurrection Mary.Now Available on DVD The New web site is now up, You can see another clip of the film.
