Nikki Paige Ngo

About me:

I am a undercover FBI agent who travels the world in seek of the fountain of youth. I speak 6 types of language or maybe more that I might not know I possess. I enjoy people from all walks of life. In my spare time, I assassinate people and skydive back home to one of my alias. Nail technician of course. " Hi, would you like gel nails. They're so light and strong. Just $10.00 more." I told you we take over the world one manicure at a time. I wasn't lying. I love to read. I have probably over 400 books ranging from How to hack into your Myspace account to soft porn. I'm a contradiction to myself. I can lift a car, I can navigate a plane and I can also build a missile. All those tsunami is not my fault. If I could add one required class to every school, it would be a class on imagination. The students would learn the tools of critical thinking to curb excess imagination, and they would learn to recognize and suppress their own biases so they can imagine things outside their social box. I love to cook. You might have seen me on Iron Chef. Masaharu Morimoto is actually me in disguise. Can't you tell by the way he puckers his lips in deep concentration. In my spare time, I train ninjas deep down in the ocean sea while taking pictures of the lost world Atlantis. Many scientist has often begged me to share my location. Some has even tried to kill me. All has failed. I am smarter than the average person but not as smart as the average genius. Einstein is my best friend. I have many friends I call by first name. Example, Jennifer (who just had two beautiful twins) Angelina and Brad (very nice people), and Dora the Explorer (who really likes to stay home, watch tv, drink a beer, and scratch her ass). I also bullshit more than you know and less than you think which makes you very stupid or me very smart. Think about it. You think you know me, but thats impossible. Theres many persona to me. Depends on who you bring out. I like to hear people talk but you can only hear me telepathically when I deem you worthy. Soo...if you have your head on straight and are well super good looking on the inside, than i guess i will give you permission to utter some sentences and i will utter some sentences back..and we could use this oh so great web site to socialize and become less human....I will end this with the cliche... PEACE.. and than i am throwing up gang signs..so i can fit in. ; ) Oh, let me not forget one more thing... I have cloned myself to be activated 6.7 billion years from now so I can save the world from the suns gravitational pull that will destroy earth. I will pull the earth away with my superhuman chinese movie special effect and still look good flying away with my flowing Jesus hair. .......... ..