Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind- numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that?
"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." -Lucille Ball
"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." -Andy Warhol
"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting." -Charles Bukowski
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." -Barry LePatner
"Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves." -Carl Sagan
“An intellectual takes a simple thing and makes it complicated, but an artist takes something complicated and makes it simple.” -Charles Bukowski
Television
Family Guy, Simpsons, that 70's show, NFL, Seinfeld, South Park
Books
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
Heroes
Dane Cook
Did you see that clip they were like showing the other day on uh ESPN
or whatever.
They were showing like the best crazy accidents or something.
It was like the best of the worst car you know like.
They showed this one clip man . If you saw this this was nuts.
The two cars go around the corner and they like catch each other
they start to roll. The tire flys into the stands, hit's a woman in the face!
And when you first saw it you were like OOOOOO!
That tire just hit that woman in the in the face!
Oh good they're showin' it again Look Look Look Look at this right here.
Slow it down..yeah that's when it hits her in the face.
And the funny thing is everybody around the lady like dove out of there.
Everyone got out of there but she just like sits there like.
You see everyone dives and at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her
face. This is her defense. She goes OOOOO!
Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear.
Like she's just gonna go PAH and deflect it.
Or maybe she just palmed it PAH.
There can only be one Highlander! Tires cannot defeat me!
What a horrible way to go...What happened to Mary?
A tire... hit her in the face. How do you say that without laughing.
A tire- I can't even do it now! How did Mary die? A TIRE hit her in the FACE!
What was she doing putting her face near tires?
No no no no this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary.
This tire wasn't fucking around as we like to say.
This tire was out for vengeance.
I don't wanna die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face
Seduction, the inspiration was myself, my own weaknesses when it comes to seduction. Now, I would classify myself as a classical Rake. The most common misconception about rakes is that they are cold creatures, who use and discard women at a fantastic rate.
In fact, rakes are very emotional, and they are prone to fall deeply in love with a woman. The problem is that in the course of their lives they will fall in love with hundreds, or in the case of Errol Flynn, thousands of women. This can last for a few days, months, or even years. But they fall quickly out of love, as the enchantment wears off and the next prey appears on the horizon.
Now, most rakes can have a strong effect on certain women. That is because when they fall in love, for that short period, they give themselves over to the woman in a complete manner, one that is rare for a man. This is devastatingly seductive. It also shows the weakness such a man has for a woman. Look at Bill Clinton, a classic rake if ever there was one. Women are the first to forgive the foibles of a Clinton, because they understand deep down inside that he is weak, and his weakness is women. And this is charming.
From the outside, what most people see is the string of victims who have been seduced and from that they deduce an inner coldness on the part of the rake. But in thinking deeply about a Casanova, a Lord Byron, a Duke Ellington, or about myself (not that I put myself in their category), I know this is not at all the case. A Rake is a machine for falling in love.
Pensacola High School
Pensacola, FLORIDA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1991 to 1995
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Who I'd like to meet: Val Kilmer, Jermey Piven, Hunter S. Thompson, Socrates, Henry Ford, Winston Churchill, Elvis, John Wayne, Jello Biafra, Bill O'Riley (so I can see how much of a dick he really is), Bill Clinton, Ghandi, I guess I'll come up with more as they come to me......
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How Evil Are You? What would you do if you brother/sister hit you? I will hit as well Your on the bus and as you pass a street you notice there are a bunch of of kids behind you waving. what do you do? I will wave as well It's the end of the world! What are you doing? I am enjoying the moment What is your favorite weapon? Pistol Will you ever work as an Executioner? Of course...haha Do you like horror movies? I love them Do you fantasize about "How evil I am" most often? sometimes
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