Nilam Auntie
Improv / Sketch Comedy / Veterans/Legends
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""I towel good head.""
Female
51 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login:
5/6/2008
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Mood:
chipper
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Nilam Auntie's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I have appeared at numerous Indian functions, giving advice to brides. I have also appeared at sundry American events, trying out ethnic jokes. Some educational, some offensive. | | Website | you're on it, baby! | | Influences | Bollywood. Lucile Ball. | | TV Shows | Nick Cannon's Wild N Out -- as Kamla Kazi, trying to be on his show. CBS.com's BBQ Bill series -- as the Leper, on Tikka Masala episode | | Films | Lon Johnson: A Man and his Dream -- as Sushma Bhatnagar, intimidated student taking adult film acting class | | Albums | Comedy CD coming soon. Will go on tour sooner. |
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Nilam Auntie's Interests
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| General | Labeling Food. Blessing Food. Eating Food. Heating Food. Watching video footage of other people at formal functions eating food. | | Music | Shaadi music. Sad shenai (Shveta). Bollywood mix tapes. Love Rap tape. Mehbooba (Sholay album). | | Movies | Sholay. Lagaan. Dilwale Dulhania Lejayenge. Bottle Rocket. | | Television | I Wanna Be a Soap Star. America's Got Talent. American Inventor. American Restaurant Food Labeler. | | Books | The Namesake. Interpreter of Maladies. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Why Girls are Weird. Diary of Anne Frank. | | Heroes | Grandma. Darling India. GandhiJi. Luke Wilson's mother. |
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Nilam Auntie's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Hometown: | Saket, India | | Body type: | Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | East Indian | | Religion: | Hindu | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Restauranteur, Entertainer | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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Run Time:
280
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Plays:
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About me:
Hello. Everything you need to know about me can be seen in my upcoming video Biography, to be released to the public in July 2006.
I was born on the mean streets of Saket. That's not a ghetto reference. I actually did scrub my undergarments with two igneous rocks and a piece of dried chert.
I have studied in home school, village school, and US Home School. I was brought up on old American rerun shows. The timelines are hazy, but I had a helping of HoneyMooners somewhere in there.
I am now happily living in US. Searching for husband. If you know anyone who doesn't mind having a woman label his food for him before she serves him (old habits die hard), please get your matchmaker on, lickety quick.
I also entertain and do bridal, groomal, and company functions. Invite me to liven up your dull desi and non-desi atmospheres! Costs are reasonable.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Luke Wilson.
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