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Nils

			"www.ihtsbih.com" Male 29 years old Los Angeles, California United States Last Login:7/18/2008

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http://www.myspace.com/nilsparker

Nils's Interests

General	Making movies
Music	Rolling Stones, AC-DC, Steely Dan, Hall & Oates, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Digital Underground, Heiroglyphics, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Deltron 3030, De La Soul, Allman Brothers, 2pac, Biggie, Lynryd Skynryd, Eminem, Mike Jones, Ozomatli, Jurassic 5, Z-Trip, Cut Chemist, DJ Shadow, Clapton, Dre, Snoop, Sweatshop Union, Latyrx, Cars, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Styx, Steve Miller Band, Foreigner (yeah that's right, FOREIGNER, blow me), Too Short
Movies	I LOVE MOVIES. It's easier to list the movies I hate: -Be Cool -Brave New World -All Kevin Costner films except Bull Durham and the parts of Dances With Wolves he wasn't in -Sister Act II
Television	Yes. Two of them.
Books	I hate words
Heroes	Your mom. That's why I want to meet her.

Nils's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Alameda, CA
Body type:	6' 5" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	Grad / professional school
Occupation:	Writer/Producer

Nils's Schools

University Of California-Berkeley Berkeley,California Graduated: 2000 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: History	1996 to 2000
Alameda High Alameda,California Graduated: 1996 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1992 to 1996

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Nils's Blurbs

About me:
I have been told that I have gorgeous blue eyes that light up the sky when I smile and laugh. I have also been told that I am a raging know-it-all asshole who mistakes, in his own head, words like "gorgeous blue eyes" for "I want to kick you in the teeth." So there's that. I'm actually more of a writer by talent, although you probably can't tell from this rambling abortion of a description.

Who I'd like to meet:
Your mom. If she's dead, then your court-appointed legal guardian.

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Nils has 295 friends.

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KungFu Mike	Apr 29 2008 1:07 PM I believe Brad Garrett is set to play Nils, actually.
Jared	Apr 21 2008 5:49 PM hey man, just read about the upcoming movie on tucker's page. i'll definitely be one of the first in line to see it. do you know who's in line to play your part yet?
KungFu Mike	Mar 3 2008 8:32 PM
Jim	Feb 21 2008 4:34 PM My internet friend, I am inspired by your fast food monologues. I am beginning to be aroused by KFC commercials...is that weird?
keary.	Jan 23 2008 12:57 PM funny, funny, funny
Sweet Marissa	Jan 22 2008 10:03 PM Seriously. What do the British have against braces and normal-sized foreheads?
Buckley	Jan 2 2008 5:29 PM The flowers are so pretty! I bet they taste better than mulch! You're the best...around!
Buckley	Dec 19 2007 4:19 PM It's days like this that I am reminded of JFK, "Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm." Excuse me while I go poop in CVS
Andrew seems Happy!	Dec 13 2007 1:44 PM Who I'd like to meet: Your mom. If she's dead, then your court-appointed legal guardian. ******************************** But my mom is dead and I never got a court-appointed legal guardian. Thanks for running the board and giving me something to do during work. You may know me as theodore-manswell
R.I.P MICHAEL SESSUM HAPPY BRITHDAY	Dec 10 2007 8:51 AM wow it is a pleasure to have drunkasaurous rex as my friend, lol wats up
KungFu Mike	Dec 4 2007 8:15 PM This side of the country is cold. Quit sucking up all the hot air, you gigantic bastard! On a more serious note, I was thinking about taking a flight into DC so I could bother you and your wife, and maybe get you two into a fight because you are too drunk to climb into bed with her. Make the guest bed.
Life As Nick	Nov 14 2007 7:59 PM I am sober enough to wish you a respectable birthday. I'm guessing some sort of higher power is taunting me. I hope you are enjoying your day of birth as much as I am enjoying my day of unsobriety. -sonik
Buckley	Nov 14 2007 7:53 AM Happy Birthday! Thanks for letting me poop on the rug!
Life As Nick	Nov 13 2007 7:23 PM Happy early birthday, DRex. I'll be too drunk and or hungover tomorrow to pay the proper respects. So I might as well say what I have to say now. -sonik on the RMMB
~CocoPuff~	Oct 15 2007 9:18 PM wuts up Mr. Parker? just passin thru to say hello to an old friend! ;)
KungFu Mike	Oct 9 2007 10:39 AM This is Michael's nurse. He watched some of that Friday Night Lights marathon the other day, and subsequently tore out his eyes and ears with his bare hands.
Buckley	Sep 28 2007 1:42 PM Thanks for saving me from all the oncoming traffic when I darted across Pennsylvania Ave! Good to see you still got some speed in you.
RKJOE	Sep 17 2007 11:25 AM holy fuck drunkasaurus. you coming to the uk anytime soon? to get really shitcanned, and maybe flip off the queen or something?
Brian	Sep 11 2007 10:25 AM Ben Dreith was Hochuli without the guns:
Jeff	Jul 25 2007 7:56 PM Being e-friends with you is not all the pamphlet made it out to be and frankly, the perk-package is substantially less than advertised.
Kelli	Jul 23 2007 12:18 PM Hey Nils! Remember me from back in the Lincoln days?
KungFu Mike	Jul 19 2007 6:17 PM Friday Night Lights was a terrible show.
blake	Jul 2 2007 9:24 AM Whats crackin!? Long time. How are things
KungFu Mike	Jun 5 2007 4:08 PM I just gave your comment section the Razor's Edge.
Benji	May 22 2007 1:47 AM Okay, never mind. I just googled same Lutton to discover she's a successful dancer in New York and has even been written up in the New York Times, which is her way of saying 'F-you, Nils!' Recommence teasing! ...I'm fuckign drunk. Sorry.
Benji	May 22 2007 1:40 AM Being currently unemployed, I'm wont to do things such as pilfer through my books in search of ones I can sell at Half Price Books (Texas thing). Anyway, I found my copy of Odysseus from Lesch's 'honors' English class wherein I wrote the phrase, 'I am a burn victim' in reference to C. Lutton. You know, for the record, I feel really bad about that whole phenomenon. I'm sure she just had rosacia or something and we had to exploit it simply to reconcile adolescent insecurities. What's worse is, she was right about Spider-Man being the sexiest superhero, and more so, she's probably hot now. Well, if she isn't, she should be.
Judd	May 19 2007 10:05 AM Thank you for the add. I will now proceed to write inappropriate messages to every woman on your page.
Amy-1 You-0	May 18 2007 10:47 AM hey do you remember my friend christine? she reminded me that you used to say "boneyard"....haha! she posted a comment on my page that was like "lets go boneyard this weekend" soooo funny!
KungFu Mike	May 14 2007 2:13 PM
Lilly	May 9 2007 11:39 AM Did you enjoy sweating, sneezing, fat chicks in inappropriate clothing, eating hot dogs and getting sunburned last weekend? And I don't think you miss me enough (or at all, fucker).
Erin Lee	May 6 2007 9:29 PM I don't get to spend my last days in Denver surrounded by men in black eye makeup??? This world is cruel.
KungFu Mike	Apr 23 2007 8:45 AM There's ham in my fucking croissant.
Mike	Apr 13 2007 7:36 AM You are so rad dude!
KungFu Mike	Apr 12 2007 10:02 AM Can you handle the severity of the level of awesome that is playing on my Myspace profile? Smooth up in ya, motherfucker.
M A X I E	Apr 11 2007 3:25 PM Ohhh, snap!
Murphy	Apr 11 2007 2:20 PM Oh goodie! Trets!
M A X I E	Apr 10 2007 6:57 PM But Uncle Nils, you know you're my number one special friend!
Kos	Mar 30 2007 12:05 AM Yo we're going to be in VA for the law school softball tourney this weekend any chance you can swing by?
Arsham	Mar 23 2007 7:13 PM You speed up car on straight away, then slow down before speeding bump (making be sure to revv motor every time you slow down to remind people of your awesome). You tear off Japanese body kit that other way.
Arsham	Mar 13 2007 4:52 PM I hope to never see your devil white face in SideBar never again. You dirty the streets of my city with your baseball and your hot dogs.

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