If you would like to be a member of 'Nine More Lies', please give the following note (written in your own handwriting on black paper) to your nearest police officer or government official:
"If you, like me, feel so used to lies that the truth is becoming more and more terrifying every day, please accompany me to the department of Nine More Lies, where we will be installed together for all time."
And sign it.
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ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES |
ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH | THE REMAINDER OF US KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO MANIPULATE THE SITUATION
Broken Boy
Duel
Through The Glass
The Ones Who Survive
The White Hour
Haemogoblin
Plus...2005 demo recordings:
Breathe
The Lake
The Sleepwalker
The Fall of Rome
The Ghost Stories 6-Track Mini Album is also available to buy on CD. £4.65 inc P+P (UK only)
Or outside the uk (£5.65 inc P+P)
A BACK STORY:
We formed in the Winter of 2004 with the current line up except for Mike Smith on bass instead of Edd Hammill and Kyle Johns ..boards. Kyle was a wayward type, we'd met him on the internet in a chat room dedicated to fans of Proust, Borges and certain other writers interested in memory, time and labyrinthine aesthetics. He was living in Wakefield at the time but was prepared to travel to practises. The band burst into life the moment he joined. He was a hell of a character, abrupt and rude sometimes but warm and caring at others. He was brimming with wacky ideas and had a vicious sense of humour. I believe it was he who suggested the name Nine More Lies, but my memory of the time is sketchy, as if I am planning it and it is about to happen.
In April of that year, after just 4 months working on material together and prior to our first ever gig, Kyle suddenly vanished. He was uncontactable by phone. We tried to trace him through people with the same surname in Wakefield and the surrounding area, but didn't have any luck. We tried the old chat rooms but nobody seemed to remember him. We thought about filing a missing persons report, but decided against it. We knew he had personal problems of some kind. We assumed he simply didn't want to speak to us. He was secretive and we always felt that there was a lot about him we didn't understand. After talking at length about Kyle, we wrote The Sleepwalker in an afternoon, a spontaneous expression of who we imagined him to be, drifting in and out of various states of existence. As time went on, he became less and less real to us. Unreality had become a member of the band.
Last week, we received a letter with an indeterminate postmark. It was signed from Kyle and smelt like fish and chips. This is what it said (full of spelling errors that I've corrected)...
"Dear Nine More Lies (always liked the name - keep it you bastards!)
I've been following your progress on the internet over the last year or so. It looks like you're beginning to fulfil your potential - or the potential that I blessed you with. The new tracks sound like my dreams would sound if dreams had sound. Sounds about right...just like I planned it.
You may be wondering where I am (although I've not seen any mention of me on any of your sites!) or you may not care. Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know that I'm doing alright now after a pretty awful year. The reason I went missing is that I was inside for a crime I didn't commit. I don't want to go into the details as it's still all quite painful. Sorry for any problems I caused in my absence and sorry for not being in touch sooner. I've no real excuses. I've received a full pardon and am now a free man. Thank God.
Anyway, this is really just to wish you the best of luck with the band. I've been praying for you (in my own way) and imagining the day I get to join you on stage in some distant land, once an once only, where we shall remain frozen in ourselves for all time.
I don't want you to get in touch with me right now. I'm going to go abroad for a while to try and put things behind me. I need to try and forget a lot of things so that I can remember the future. When I return, I expect you to have a major record deal (or I will be forced to destroy you all) and I want my fair cut.
I may send a postcard...or you may never hear from me again...or you may hear from me and forget you did.
Good luck fellas, God speed and whatever you do, don't look down....
Kyle."
Now you can imagine we were quite shocked to receive this. It took a few days for it to sink in.
But then something else hit me when I was re-reading the letter, hoping to find some hidden clues or anything to calm my nerves. Something wasn't quite right. I unlocked the cellar and rummaged through our old band stuff: old flyers, setlists, newspaper clippings and so on. I eventually found what I was looking for. a crumpled piece of paper with some notes on it - potential lyrics for one of our earliest songs. The lyrics were written by Kyle. I lifted the letter to my eyes again. The handwriting was different. The letter ISN'T from Kyle...
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Hi, thanks for the add, hope you like the songs, let us know what you think, hopefully see you at gig sometime, We have just released a new 3-track single on iTunes, Napster etc If you could tell your friends about us that would be great, and also add us :-)
Just stopping by to say hello and give you some news. The award winning album 'Coolgilly and the Freakshow' from Centascope is available worldwide from CD Baby and also directly from the merchandise page of the official website. You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.
Hey Hey, My new band WhiteMoor FINALLY have some music up on our profile!! Please head over and let us know what you think. your comments are much appreciated. x Barrington WM
Greetings to you from Sheffield, United Kingdom. Thanks for being a friend of Peachy! If you haven't done so already, we want you to hear and review/rate our first official single release, Ease the Pain by clicking on the link http://www.amazingtunes.com/users/peachy/tunes/24458?rec=1e2f222a-a077-11de-aa6e-00144f458b1a&ref=peachy Please, please, please sign up as a fan on the website (it's free), then rate the song (click the heart logo) as it help us get valuable radio airplay. You can download the single for just 79p but more importantly listen to and rate the song! Please also email your local radio station and request Ease the Pain by Peachy! It's the most requested song for September on Fading FM in Holland.
Radio Stations/Media/DJs may request a free promotional mp3 download via our Myspace profile. Peachy love you - thank you!
THE BIG SUN VINTAGE FAIR AT THE LUCORUM! SUNDAY THE 9TH AUGUST
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We've got two very different but very awesome shows for you this week...
First up is THE DEAD FORMATS (Visible Noise) on Wednesday 1st July. For fans of THE CLASH and THE JAM, The Dead Formats are catchy choruses, post-punk ethics and true self belief.
Supporting are THE JET BOYS, IN ISOLATION and SINATRA.
Tickets are available from seetickets or Gigantic at £4.
And if that doesn't float your boat, SAUSAGEFEST 2009 is coming up on Sunday 5th July, featuring the best on local and national metal and hardcore. THE RED CHORD, THE ARUSHA ACCORD, MARTYR DEFILED, RANDOM CONFLICT and loads more!
Tickets are available from seetickets or Gigantic at £8.50.
Thought you'd like to know that TENERIFE TO DOVER is out now!!! Go to http://www.warblefly.co.ukto buy the CD in triple gatefold cover Or download from amazon. Also available from iTunes, Rhapsody, EMusic and Napster soon...
Hey, just dropping a line to let you know we're going to be playing The Red House this Wednesday, things should start at about 8:00 ish. Hopefully see you there!
Thanks for the friendship!! Keep rockin' and much love and success always!!
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Hey’s! Thanks for accepting, :) hope you enjoy listening to our music, feel free to browse, comment, report us to NHS etc. :p Keep an eye out for more songs and some important updates in the near future, as well as more info and photos of our sexyful selves, naturally.
Ableton & Novation Open Day @ Sheffield College Of Music
Just letting you know that sheffield college of music is having a demonstration day by Ableton & Novation. All are welcome to this event on Friday the 1st of may. Please book if you are interested as places are limited. For further details please visit ; http://www.scmuk.com/index.php?id=111
Good to be connected - Welcome to Furthur Progressions!
Our first compilation 'VA London Landscapes' is being released on CD tomorrow! Featuring a hand-picked selection of the genreʼs finest talents, legends and new-comers, it is the perfect way for Furthur Progressions Records to land safely (but not quietly) in your music collection for the first time!
Tracklist:
1. Insane Creation & DJ Shybe : Deep Mac 2. Shadow FX : Exhale 3. Dick Trevor : Zuffle Shuffle 4. Earsugar : Mindprint 5. Ace Ventura : Genesis 6. Etic v Orgapulse : Daylight Hookers (Cimi rmx) 7. Liquid Soul : Perfect Day 8. Sentrafuge : No Words (Original mix) 9. Dog Soldiers : Denmark
Good to be connected - Welcome to Furthur Progressions!
Our first compilation 'VA London Landscapes' is being released on CD on 24th April. Featuring a hand-picked selection of the genreʼs finest talents, legends and new-comers, it is the perfect way for Furthur Progressions Records to land safely (but not quietly) in your music collection for the first time!
Tracklist:
1. Insane Creation & DJ Shybe : Deep Mac 2. Shadow FX : Exhale 3. Dick Trevor : Zuffle Shuffle 4. Earsugar : Mindprint 5. Ace Ventura : Genesis 6. Etic v Orgapulse : Daylight Hookers (Cimi rmx) 7. Liquid Soul : Perfect Day 8. Sentrafuge : No Words (Original mix) 9. Dog Soldiers : Denmark
Hey there, Just dropping a line to let you know that we'll be playing with Aonia on May 19th at West Street Live. It starts at 8:00 ish, we'll have some more details for you soon, hopefully see you there! Cheers, Dan
Its the Bank Holiday weekend (hurrah), unlike many a normal sucky sunday.
Atomic Garden (from Clemand Ferrand en la France) are wicked and they're on tour promoting their album 'Little Stories About Potential Events'. Its produced by Chris Sheldon and Alan Douches (who've done Alkaline Trio, Therapy, Converge, Biffy Clyro and Foo Fighters among others...) and they're certainly worthy of seeing in a nice little place in Sheffield. You can check some stuff out at:
www.myspace.com/atomicgarden
Kimmy Yeah (75% of actionier playing 0% of actionier songs - all new weird stuff). Songs by em at:
http://www.actionier.co.uk/music
A Bear are a marvellous p-h/c band from Manchester. They're just releasing an EP called 'Some Of Our Friends are Animals'. Their jib is pleasingly cutting, and you can read stuff by em from their brilliantly non-myspace page at:
http://thisisabear.blogspot.com/
Or hear them at this thing:
www.myspace.com/thisisabear
We don't like charging the earth, so it'll be 3 quid and its strictly a non-profit event.
We would welcome your attendance - many thanks for reading!