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Nine's Interests
General
Some of the things I like most are Coke, Beam, the Braves, riding the escalators at Dillards, and pointing out that Greenville's mayor is a spineless fictional character who is only written into fake newspaper articles when someone from the Tour de France is in town. Also, midgets. I am a fan.
Music
Well, I deal in rocking out, but I'll be honest and say I really don't care for Metallica or Nirvana even though I may not be doing what I'm doing without one or both of them.
What I do like is a little of this and a little of that. Queen, Green Day, Johnny Cash, Chili Peppers, Oasis, Allman Brothers, the good Doctor, Jay-Z, Hank Williams, and his grandson.
I like something that...When I'm in a certain frame of mind, usually brought about by something foreign getting into my bloodstream, I can feel. You ever get that feeling where you sit back and you can't stop smiling and you feel like you're surfing a certain song, if it has the required greatness to it? I like that a lot.
Heroes
My heroes never did much to help other people. There are plenty of people around changing the world in various ways, but winning the Nobel prize isn't on my to-do list at the moment.
My heroes all make me laugh a lot. Mitch Hedburg, Ron White, Richard Pryor. Those guys are heroes.
About me: I am a firm believer in the art of pointing out the shortcomings of others for the sake of making other mean-spirited people laugh.
My mother has a hockey player haircut. I call it the Jagr.
I get up really early every day. Five days a week, I get to see the sun rise over the interstate, beyond the smoke coming from the turbine plant and HH Gregg. Talk about the wonder and beauty of nature.
I don't work all that hard, but people think I do since I put in ten hours a day. It'd be five if the office didn't have cable, a fridge, a DVD player, and production rooms to play in.
It doesn't matter what you believe. Agnostic or not... what you did this morning was a very honorable thing. You helped orchestrate a new beginning in two people's lives. Truly awesome. Tickle it Nine!!
COme to our Party saturday. It will be a bunch of big guys and ladies not big ladies on a huge slip and slid.There will be a smoking section. So come and we wont take no for an....ok we will but you will have fun
Hey friend. This Friday, 7/11, come to Sharkey’s Pub to see Mike and Travis play an Acoustic Evening of Autumns Jones. You never know who might sit in with us, so come out and be audibly delighted!
BTW. I was listening the other morning when you blew the secret to "Get Smart". the Rock is a bad guy! LOL! You are so silly. ou even said oops! Have a great weekend!