Ninia Benjamin
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Vagina Monologues on the 19/20/21 feb at new players theatre
Female
98 years old
London
United Kingdom
Last Login: 11/13/2009
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Ninia Benjamin's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | who knows what you write in this bit. When i look at other peoples pages i get page envy. I am female and (do you really care) | | Website | niniabenjamin@facebook or twitter | | Influences | influences are like flu. they in flu you. (no neither do i know what i have just written) | | TV Shows | I have been in quite a few things would like to be in more. things you have seen me in. 3 Non blondes, celebrity sissor hands, twisted tales, big brother nuff times, ready steady cook, dallas, rich man poor man, jaws, the new avengers, run away bride, mask, from here to eternity. (some of you may of guessed that at some point i am lieing) | | Films | the film has not been made yet but when it is you will be the 1st to know |
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Ninia Benjamin's Interests
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| General | FOOD and finding a 3 wheeled chopper (you may want to read my blog to understand this statement) | | Music | I LOVE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC AND I MEAN ALL TYPES | | Movies | THE BEST MOVIES I LIKE ARE THE ONES WHERE PEOPLE ACT IN THEM. YOU CAN'T BEAT A BIT OF ACTING JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T BEAT A BIT OF BULLY. | | Television | I LIKE ALL TV, IN FACT I LIKE TOO MUCH TV HENCE WHEN MY PROGRAMME IS ON DON'T EVEN CALL ME AS I WILL NOT ANSWER THE PHONE. (IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM) | | Books | All Ed McBain and all Sue Townsend and because of Dominic Woodward i am reading the BAGGY trousered PHILATHARPIST (YES I KNOW THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL IT. AGAIN MY I DIRECT YOU TO MY BLOGS FOR THE SPELLING)
ALL KINDS OF BOOKS REALLY. | | Heroes | I AM MORE OF A CELEBRATION KIND OF GIRL. gET IT . IF YOU ARE AMERICAN LET ME EXPLAINE THERE ARE THESE CHO ( CAN'T BE ARSED) EMAIL ME AND I WILL TELL YOU. |
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Ninia Benjamin's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Body type: | 2' 5" / Athletic | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Occupation: | MAKE EM LAUGH |
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About me:
I am FEMALE AND THE MAIN THING I LIKE TO DO IS TYPE CRAP ON THIS THING. bUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH.
Very busy UK comedienne with TV credits including regular roles on 3 Non Blonde's, Cirque De Celebrity and Twisted Tales (BBC 3). Can also be seen on T V alot doing talking heads (oh me an me industry speak) You will never guess it is me as I change my hair colour or wear a hat. sometimes glasses sometimes not. I think you may well guess it is me until i loose a lot of weight and you go "my gosh is that Ninia Benjamin. An't she lost a lot of weight, she looks so different" until that time you will guess it is me. I also have one of the most driest pages on this WHOLE myspace thing as i am (WAITING TO MEET SOME ONE TO SHOW ME WHAT TO DO RATHER THAN PEOPLE TELLING ME CLICK HERE DRAG HERE, SCAN IN HER WHAT THE ........ May I add it is no use saying i will do your page for you as i want to be standing on your shoulders when you trouble my page. So thank you for the offer Mr Banker but NO DEAL........
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Who I'd like to meet:
There are nuff people i wanna meet these are just a few of them. Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, Bobbie DeNiro, Whoopie, Oprah, Steve Spielberg, Jammie Foxx Beyonce (is that how you spell it) Judge Judy oh my gosh she is my girl (so sad I even watch the repeats my claim to the judge i met a guy who was security at the studio that makes judge judy) METHOD MAN OR ANY OF THOSE RAPPERS. MISSY AND ...........................................................
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