Jenny
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Dolphins: Not so intelligent on land.
Female
21 years old
United Kingdom
Last Login: 7/10/2009
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Jenny's Interests
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| General | music
drawing
friends
anime
manga
missioning!
films
procrastinating (thank you Judith)
talking about ninjas
taking lots of photos
shopping for underwear
bass
singing with feebes
living the student life with feebes! how cool does our grocery shopping look ♥
buying hats. any day on which i buy a hat, is a good day. | | Music | Feeder ♥
Funeral For A Friend
AFI
Jet ♥
The Killers
Muse
The Ataris
Paramore
Blink 182
Anberlin
Boxcar Racer
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Incubus ♥
Alanis Morissette ♥
Del Amitri
Alkaline Trio
The Eagles ♥
Dire Straits
Fall Out Boy
Reel Big Fish
The Goo Goo Dolls
Liz Phair ♥
Jack Johnson
Prince (Raspberry Beret - best song ever)
The Scene Aesthetic
The Black Mages!
The Used
Don Mclean's (American Pie!)
Marilyn Manson | | Movies | Azumi 1 and 2
♥ Garden State ♥
Donnie Darko
Monty Python (all)
Girl Next Door
Fargo
the American Pie trilogy
This Is Spinal Tap
Anchorman
The Ring
Dodgeball
Dreamcatcher
The Breakfast Club
Finding Nemo (because the turtles are awesome
Interview With The Vampire
Office Space
A Wonderful Thing, The Old Remedy, etc
Being John Malkovitch
V for Vendetta
Memoirs of a Geisha
Sky High (Korean horror film, NOT cheesy cross between Harry Potter and The Incredibles.)
The Blade trilogy | | Television | Don't watch much tv...
Viva La Bam
Scrubs
The Simpsons
Pimp My Ride
Brat Camp, and
Nip/Tuck
are all shows I will watch if they are on and I happen to be by the TV. Also:
Black Books
Green Wing
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Modern Toss.
Anything on abc1 EXCEPT The War At Home or Hope and Faith. | | Books | The History of Love (♥♥♥)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Lovely Bones
Across the Nightingale Floor
Grass for his Pillow
Brilliance of the Moon
Ring
Spiral
The Vampire Lestat
anything by Haruki Murakami
Shanghai Baby
His Dark Materials trilogy
The Dice Man
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
On the Road
Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? (my bible
A Year In The Life of TheManWhoFellAsleep | | Heroes | My Friends:
For the things they've been through and the things they've helped me through.
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My Family:
Because the best parts of me are the parts I got from them.
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And I'd like to make a special mention here to all the people who ever made me feel small, insignificant, or not good enough: for showing me that I am stronger, better and worth more than you ever will be.
FUCK YOU.
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This girl is a legend. She is one of my very best friends and also my secret lesbian love. She is the cheese in my sandwich, the yacht in my harbour (HA!) and we are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing, and trombones, and flowers, and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance til the sun rises. And our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!♥ 
Me and James are (despite appearances) cool. He is the male version of me; he is also my pimp. People owe this man a shitload of money. James gives me wonderful advice: Never have children, Jen. You'd be a terrible mother. Yeah, cheers man! Haha. I don't want any anyway. So there!
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We go like way back. That's why we're so awesome. She is going away and I don't want her to. She taught me how to skank, at 1am, in a bikini! Education is a wonderful thing!
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Higher heroes!, BrainTeaser is Lame Society, Martin Munro Appreciation Society, Drew Cameron Appreciation Society, The Liam McGhee Appreciation Society Group, x.We all love Darren.x, Paris Hilton-IS THE DEVIL!, The Cup a Soup Group
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Jenny's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Southampton | | Body type: | Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | High school | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Jenny's Companies
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Norwich Union
Southampton, UK
Income Protection
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Jumpin Jaks
Southampton, UK
Bar!
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Capgemini
Inverness, UK
Gay Division
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About me:
You wish you were a punk-rocker, huh, Sandi Thom? Maybe a good starting point would have been to release a fricking punk-rock song then. Just a thought.
Hello. I am a nerd. That is not a joke: I really am the biggest nerd you will ever meet. You have been warned.
You may refer to me as Jen, Teh Jen, Jenses, Jenjo, Niffy, Niffsy, JenJen, Famous Jen, or Novagirl.
I live in the town I was born in. I have made a lot of wicked cool friends here but a lot of them have moved away, and I miss them really quite a lot. I also have a lot of wicked cool friends in another place a long way away. I miss them lots too.
I have an awesome boyfriend who goes by the name of T, and yes, he is black - compared to me, anyway. We are often found clutching pints of cider in country pubs or wrapping awkwardly shaped parcels. We also like missioning, watching abc1, and sleeping in until the afternoon. He bought me an Xbox for Christmas, which I have only just reclaimed (and still don't have a TV to play on.) He has recently developed a liking for Fosters shandy but he is still, without a doubt, the best boyfriend ever.
I have a secret lesbian love known as The Feebus. Her mystery is exceeded only by her power. We take a lot of stupid photos and have a lot of in-jokes. LOTS OF TIMES. (Also, I once totally kicked her ass at Oh Mickey on the dance machines at Rollerbowl. YEAH BABY.)
I am very clumsy, with an almost complete lack of dignity and grace. I also bruise easily so a lot of the time I look like I have been mugged.
I like: hats, brown eyeliner, eating lipbalm, Halo, scary films, webcomics, cinema trips, noodles, setting fire to things, cooking, dressing up, singing, cider, pub gardens with friends, drawing, pestering people, watching the same films as always with Feebes and falling asleep in the middle when we're 'just resting our eyes', frolicking with Fiomintrude, missioning with Dave, cocktails and expensive dresses with Lisa, procrastinating with Jay, sledging with Pete, staying out til stupid o clock in the morning, drunken trampolining, drive-by pirating, building giant sandcastles/sand penises with/on James, camping in 80mph winds, reminiscing about our Scouting days with Ria, talking about ninjas, snow, walking at night, rose wine, conspiracy theories about dinner ladies, drinking outings with James where he nicks stuff and licks letterboxes, lesbian sofafests, dinner at posh restaurants where we dress nice but talk dirty, and getting in places without ID.
I spend 99.9% of my time quoting Red vs Blue, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, or Monty Python.
Also I think Snakes on a Plane is sheer cinematic genius.Cool websites:
Megatokyo.com - the best webcomic ever.
Google.com - if there was a spider diagram of the internet, Google would be in the middle.
DDRW - My friends are celebrities. That makes me cooler than you.
Milk Paton - YARRR!
Applegeeks.com - Apple geeks!
Neighbourhoodies.com - If I could be bothered with internet shopping I would buy things from here.
Red VS Blue.com - It must be ass-kick-o-clock!
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Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet approximately 10 ninjas, and approximately 100 pirates. I would then like them to have a battle, and we'll see who wins.
I know whose side I'm on.
Or people. They can be quite fun too.
Profile edited with MySpace Editor.
Look, I'm beating off the MySpace Crazies with a big fucking stick at the moment. If you think you might fall into this category, DON'T FUCKING BOTHER.
Messages saying "You're hot let's chat" will either receive a smartass reply, or be deleted.
I know I'm hot.
Doesn't mean I want to chat to you.
Have a nice day!
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