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About me:

.. What the fuck do you want to know? I'm a Ninja. I move stealthily and cut people. I'll cut you. Some lady from HR called me and told me not to scare my co-workers. MySpace is an awful and worthless site. What's the point? See my last blog entry for a full explanation. I am a real Ninja. I have no other job. This is my life's work. Yes, I know Ninja's dont typically wear black. I did it just for this photo shoot. I'm badass, and you're not allowed to see my face.

AOL IM is SnoopDarr.

Darwinism must not be true - or all the people who have conversations by posting comments back and forth would have already died.

Who I'd like to meet:

If you're using MySpace to really meet people, you should be assassinated.

MySpace friends are true friends. So send me an "add" request and you can be my friend. If your profile could cause an epileptic seizure, I don't want to be your friend. I want to kill you.

Anyone can be my friend. Except for Tom. That guy is a fucking douchebag.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: Laurel, MD
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 6" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Ninja
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

  • Saint Louis University-Main Campus

    • St Louis,Missouri
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    1998 to 2002

  • Laurel High

    • Laurel,Maryland
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1994 to 1998

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