Kurt Paul

About me:

i'm an artist. as much as i try to comply with the great corporate machine, i wander off and smoke cigarettes and drink coffee at barnes and noble while reading graphic design or graffiti books.
i want to rule the world, or at least become famous.
i write a lot, draw a lot, paint things for people (if they are special enough) and i started to smoke recently.
i have a daughter, gabriella, who has changed my life. watching a little 3 year old say things like "derp", "ninja" and "wassup nuka" really warms my heart.
if you want me to paint you something, you have to make out with me first or at least buy me something, like beer.
sometimes when it's dark in the house i'll run really fast up the stairs. and sometimes when i run i zig-zag in case crocodiles are following me.
i'm going back to school for graphic design in new york, so i'm so much cooler than you. actually the truth is school anywhere sucks. i could be taking school in a pornstars house, with the pornstar as the teacher, and i would probably still find something to complain about. ok, maybe not, but you get the point! asshole.