Ninjas Anonymous
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Male
104 years old
TORRANCE, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 3/27/2007
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Ninjas Anonymous's Interests
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| General | Being stealthy, hiding in dark closets, jumping off stuff quietly, climbing trees, throwing ninja stars, nunchucks, stabbing people with our minds AND swords, wearing black(no we're not goth), preying on unsuspecting victims, crawling like a spider, the night, scaring little children, fighting weak people.
Reasons for YOU to become a Ninja:
1. Chicks dig Ninjas.
2. Peer Pressure.
3. Do it...all your friends are.
4. It's the right thing to do.
5. You have an excuse to run around in pajamas all day.
6. People MIGHT not notice how fat you are.
7. No one can see how ugly you are.
8. You have a massive zit on your nose.
9. NInjas do crazy kicks.
10. You always dreamed of becoming one but were too embarassed.
11. You're considered a little bit asian.
12. We don't judge by race(but skin color gives a hiding advantage if you know what i mean)
13. Your mom will be proud.
14. FAT.
15. Ninja college only takes 2 years.
16. Stalking someone doesn't seem as wrong anymore.
17. No one will call you a loser.
18. Protection from gangsters and thugs.
19. Good exercise if you're FAT.
20. You get to punch shit.
21. Fantastic hobby.
22. Show your friends how cool your are.
23. Get back at all those neighborhood bullies that call u stupid.
24. Everyone likes ninjas.
25. Being a ninja builds character.
26. There's nothing stopping you.
 Don't mess with us or you will end up like this poor soul....Your either with or against us.
 They think they can stop us but let's show them we can fight back! JOIN the battle!
Save your breath. I'm not pro-life, I'm pro-ninja | | Music | Anything stealthy or that i can assassinate to | | Movies | Daily Ninjas, The Last Samurai, Ong-bak: The Thai Warrior, Unleashed, Who am I?, The Ninja: Rearmored, The Ninja: Revolution. and dont forget  | | Television | | | Books | Ninjas for Dummies, Hordes of Swords, Coping with Wearing a Mask, The Life of Stealth, The Ninja Code, Samurai and Ninjas | | Heroes | |
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MASKED, fresh off the boat, peopl that do stupid shit, Le Parkour , Free Running, god! I LOVE UNICORNS!!!!!, The Official Licensed Ninja Association, Super Ninja Posse, asian
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Ninjas Anonymous's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Hometown: | Torrance | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Education: | College graduate | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Ninjas Anonymous's Schools
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West High
Torrance,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Clubs: Ninja Club
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About me:
We are the stealth killers of the night... Before you know it, we will be at your door step... Modern day ninjas are on the rise. Join our cause and spread the word of the Ninja. Worship the way of the Ninja in private or in the open. In time you too can be a shadow of the night. Everyone's becoming one. The question is... will YOU?
Rules to become a Ninja:
(more will be added)
If I get ANY more threats I'm gonna have to break the Ninja code and use guns...
Frequently Asked Questions
So far I've been getting tons of these questions that I find myself getting extremely exhausted from answering so here they are all written out.
Q. Who is this/who you be/who are you?
A. Alright, before I tell you who I am, first you have to go jump off a cliff and land on your head. Once you do that ask me again and I still won't tell you so stop asking.
Q. What's your name/do I know you?
A. Thank you for making me wanna karate chop myself. See above answer.
Q. Can I, a mere weakling become a ninja?
A. Yes
Q. Why are your ninja outfits so crappy?
A. I'm poor. Whenever I get a job they don't know who to send the check to.
Q. If you're a ninja, why can't you fly?
A. Ninjas don't fly dumbass.
Q. Where do you live/what school do you go to?
A. Please take a minute and look at the info that EVERYONE has by their profile pictures.
Q. Can I be a super cool ninja like you? You're my idol and I wish I can be JUST like you!
A. Oh please, you flatter me too much. Of course you can.
Q. Why don't you have a really tight page?
A. Because I'm a ninja not a computer technician.
Q. Why are you wearing skater shoes?
A. I must keep up with modern times to survive which means I have to skateboard.
Q. Can you actually kill someone?
A. The last guy that asked me too many questions will never speak again.
Q. How do I hide better?
A. Bushes.
Q. How do I learn to fight?
A. Go up to someone really big and kick them in the nuts. If you survive you have either learned to fight or learned to run fast which is also a good thing.
Q. I thought ninjas are supposed to be super stealthy and fast, what happened to you?
A. Well, when I was using my full speed and best stealth, you couldn't even see me on the camera. I had to slow down to a crawl so you viewers at home can see me.
Q. HEY NINJAS! YO MAMMA!!!!
A. That's not a question.
Q. What can I do to help the ninja community?
A. Donate money to starving ninjas.
Q. What should I do first?
A. Go to Japan and watch anime.
Q. Wait, who are you again?
A. That's it... You're dead...
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