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Nick Roberts; painter, writer, actor, and-

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  • Nick Roberts

  • 99 / Male
  • Sacramento, California, US
  • Last Login: 7/17/2009

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  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Sacramento
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Slim / Slender
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Jack of All Arts

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Interests

  • General

    acting, art, artists, arts, cats, Burning Man, erotica, Feminists Against Censorship, film, film making, goth, gothic, hedonism, hedonist, horror, humour, industrial, kitties, movies, polyamorous, polyamory, psychedelic

  • Music

    My favorite bands include, Bauhaus, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Bongwater, David Bowie, The Creatures, David Lynch soundtracks, Dead Can Dance, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Enigma, The Glove, Jimi Hendrix, horror soundtracks, Marilyn Manson, Nilshiphter, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Portishead, Lou Reed, The Residents, Siouxsie & the Banshees, The Sisters of Mercy, They Might Be Giants, Tones On Tail, UBERKUNST, The White Stripes, Frank Zappa

  • Movies

    Every Summer and Halloween, I'm either onstage or running the Spanking Booth as part of the Trash Film Orgy's pre-show entertainment. For more info, check out http://www.myspace.com/trashfilmorgy

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    I've been in countless productions over the last few years. Here are some of the highlights:

    I've played the title role in the "Asmodeus" segment of the anthology feature "Whispers and Shadows". I am also a featured zombie in the "Raise the Dead segment. I've played a film director in "Who Killed Clint Claven?", a big bad wolf of sorts in "Little Red", and a pirate-themed exotic dancer in "Flash Pants".

    I played Loren Cosgrave, a most ruthless member of the most wealthy, corrupt family in the deliciously decadent Palace of Stains.


    For more info, check out     http://www.epiphanysink.com/


    I also played the diabolical Warlord Zang, lead villain of the comedic, horrific adventure "Curse of the Golden Skull."
    View the trailer and get your feature length copy on DVD through http://www.trashfilmorgy.com/ and for behind the scenes pix, check out http://www.screamingcatfish.com/gallery/


    I've also played two very different characters in "The Writer", a feature by Sean Sullivan. For more info, check out http://www.baddsully.com/

    I've had yet another dual role, playing an arrogant, pretentious Halloween costume designer and a maniacal masked pumpkin carver in the Cinema Insomnia Halloween Special.

    I played Mister Rickets in the short "The End Times" For more info, check out http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482501/

    I've played the sinister Street Demon in the short "The Visitors".

    Some films I've enjoyed watching are; The City of Lost Children, Dark City, Dangerous Liasons, Event Horizon, Harold and Maude, Hellraiser, The House on Haunted Hill, Labyrinth, The Ninth Gate, Resident Evil, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, and just about anything by, Tim Burton, John Carpenter, David Cronenberg, Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, George Romero, Sam Raimi.

  • Television

    Angel, Buffy, Cinema Insomnia, Family Guy, Futurama, The Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Nova, Nature, The Prisoner, Scientific American Frontiers, The Simpsons, Star Trek, The X Files 

  • Books

    I've enjoyed the writings of, Douglas Adams, Clive Barker, Lewis Carroll, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, H. P. Lovecraft, Gregory MacDonald, Edgar Allan Poe, Anne Rice, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Oscar Wilde, Robert Anton Wilson, etc.  

  • Heroes

    First and foremost I am an artist, and this list shall reflect that- (Though those who struggle for civil rights and environmental protection are also heroes to me.)

    My favorite authors, filmmakers and musicians are already mentioned above.

    My favorite artists are Escher, Giger, Edward Gorey, Erte, Aubrey Beardsley, Kelley Jones, Gustav Klimt, McFarland-Greigh, Olivia, Michael Parkes, Joeseph Vargo, Maxfield Parrish, Berni Wrightson, Brian Froud, among others.

    My favorite actors are Kathy Bates, Humphrey Bogart, David Bowie, Louise Brooks, Lon Chaney, Charlie Chaplain, Jennifer Connelly, Tim Curry, Peter Cushing, Johnny Depp, Laurence Fishburne, Jeff Goldblum, John Hurt, Jeremy Irons, Famke Janssen, Nicole Kidman, Alice Krige, Christopher Lee, John Lithgow, Christopher Lloyd, Peter Lorre, John Malkovich, Ewan McGregor, Ian McKellen, Miles Miniaci, Julianne Moore, Bill Murray, Mike Myers, Sam Neill, Richard O'Brien, Gary Oldman, Vincent Price, James Roberts, Patrick Stewart, Susan Sarandon, Tony Todd, Christopher Walken, David Warner, Michael York among others.  

Companies

Networking

  • I can do a wide variety of voices and looks. Behind the scenes, I am a writer, and if the pay is good, a storyboard artist as well.

  • I've written short stories, lyrics, scripts for stage and screen, and I'm currently working on a novel.

  • I take commissions to paint portraits, illustrate books, design logos, tattoos, band artwork and more.

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About me:

I am The Jack of All Arts!

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My framed fantasy art is oft displayed in galleries and goth/industrial/fetish clubs, in Sacramento and in San Francisco, and recently, in Detroit. Examples of the work may be viewed at Deviant Art.

Between stage and screen work, I've played romantic leads, dastardly villains and everything in between! I've portrayed the devil, an investment banker, an exotic dancer, a stuffy book store clerk, a cult leader, a mad artist, Banquo, a stand-up comedian, an insane asylum administrator, a crime boss, a vampire, a jester, a mad scientist, countless zombies and more!

I've provided backup vocals and percussion for the harsh music/noise/performance art band UBERKUNST!

We're on hiatus, permanently, or until we are sufficiently begged and bribed.

I am a nocturnal, left-handed, cat person. I am liberal, yet not bound to the restrictions of euphemistic "politically correct" expression. I am for equality, not at all for separatism. I am for artistic and sexual freedom, and therefore stand in opposition to censorship and the very notion of anti-"obscenity" laws.
I have no kids and I'd like very much to keep it that way!
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Who I'd like to meet:


I'd like to connect with old friends, art patrons and film makers looking to cast actors - (Not film makers looking to plug their film!)

I have very little time for net chat or blogging, as I'm very busy in the arts!
Still, I do make exceptions for uninhibited muses, especially polyamorous hedonists. While I can find beauty in any and all of femininity's widely varied forms, I'm especially drawn to those of such aesthetics as Bettie Page, Louise Brooks, Elvira, Madeline Smith (pictured below, from the Hammer film "The Vampire Lovers,") and Kira the Gelfling. (Is it wrong to look at a Muppet that way? Don't answer that!)

Brow length bangs drive me especially wild, particularly when brunette, black, or red, or dyed purple or teal.

I DON'T Want to Meet: Anyone seeking "discreet fun." If you're actually in a polyamourous relationship, cool. If you're sneaking around, I don't want in.
Please, no homophobes- (I'm straight, but not narrow-) no racists, nor anyone under 18.
Unless I'm part of your film, musical act or art exhibition, anyone who clutters my Comments section with promos for their own projects may find themselves dropped. Put that stuff in Bulletins or your own Blog, not on my Profile page. On that note, I will no longer add bands or film makers unless I'm in your band or film!

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