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Noah
I Don’t Tivo Meet the Press Anymore

Male
25 years old
New York City, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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   Noah's Comedian Bio
BioI host Totally J/K at Sound Fix Records on Wednesdays with my friend that is named Joe Mande. Another thing that I do is make videos that are sort of about politics for a website. If you want to watch them or something, I'm okay with that.

Here's an infomercial Joe and I were asked to make for the Obama campaign in the week leading up to the election:



And here's Joe and I on the View:



And here’s when we appeared on the McLaughlin Group
InfluencesHere are my influences/women who I feel uncomfortable about wanting to sleep with.

Margaret Carlson: Time Magazine Columnist and former panalist on CNN’s Capital Gang-


Katrina vanden Heuvel: Editor of the Nation Magazine-

Paula Dean: Food Network Host and Queen of Butter-


Senator Barbara Boxer: She can chair an environment and public works committee hearing like you wouldn’t beleive-


Paula Poundstone: Even her headshot knows she’s got it goin’ on-

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Cindy McCain (Shown here with husband John for context): I nominate her to watch Murder She Wrote while we spoon.
TV ShowsVery many people have appeared on TV. Just a few of them are George Burns, Lou Dobbs, Paul Schaffer, Fred Savage, Dr. Phil, Jaleel White, Ed Sullivan, Tom Brokaw, Joy Behar, Gerald Ford, Sammy Sosa, Billy Crystal, Fidel Castro, Tommy Franks, Jack Hannah, Lou Diamand Phillips (Yeah, that's the second Lou), Faith Hill, Frank Sinatra, Benny Hill, Ray Charles, Jonathan Lipnicki, David Schwimmer, Jack Straw, and that first woman who ran the diner on Becker.

    Noah's Interests
GeneralComedy, Politics, and bad food.
MusicSongs.
MoviesFilms.
TelevisionShows.
BooksThings with words and or pictures.
HeroesWeirdly enough....Books.

     Noah's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes


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About me:
I Love the McLaughlin Group.



Also, I'm a comedian. I do stand up. Below is a clip of me being comedic.
My parents think I'm gay....and Hitler stuff.

Also, this:


And my AIM is Sqweejy.
Who I'd like to meet:

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Shanna





Mar 17 2009 8:40 PM

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Hey Noah, I am sending you a Green Beer.



Send me a drink back!

JAM





Feb 11 2009 8:47 PM

Shanna





Feb 10 2009 8:00 PM

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Hey Noah, I am sending you a Heineken.



Send me a drink back!

j a m i e





Oct 28 2008 7:54 PM

oh my god... "i don't tivo..." just made me cry
Mookie





Aug 18 2008 2:32 AM

Seem familiar?

Justin





Aug 1 2008 1:11 AM

Hi Noah, it's Justin.
Hope you had a good day! xoxo
Billy The Kid





Jun 20 2008 5:46 PM

Thanks alot again Noah.
Loved the show.
Talk to you soon,
Billy
jessica





Jun 4 2008 8:08 PM

Fotini





May 30 2008 3:27 AM

so i guess your watching news programs right now huh kiddo?
Bateman365





May 29 2008 6:37 PM



Here you are on my show, saying something intelligent about the situation in Myanmar.
Fotini





May 29 2008 12:42 PM

did you go to radio city yesterday? john edwards, rudy guiliani and tim russert.
if i were ever to have a crush on the son of a millworker, i know which one id choose. hands down.
jessica





May 16 2008 3:33 PM

knowing all the words to sean colvin songs....you're so lilith fair.

ps - she's so your type :P

jessica





May 13 2008 9:36 PM

excellent:

http://gawker. com/390156/ten-angry-on+camera-meltdowns
Sean O’Connor





May 5 2008 10:03 PM

METROSTATION!!!!!!

let's hang.
Rustebakke





May 2 2008 12:11 AM

I'm highjacking your shirt for a couple days. And I'm sellin off all your dishes with ladies on them. Okay I can't actually back that up.
Anya Garrett





Apr 28 2008 1:40 AM

jewno like woah.
jessica





Apr 11 2008 4:07 PM

sorry, was in a meeting when you IM'd....I'm around now.....
TaylorWilliamson





Apr 4 2008 10:50 PM

You are a beautiful person.
jessica





Mar 26 2008 7:55 PM

I think you need this:

http://gawker. com/372566/five-things-you-didnt-know-about-john-mccains-penis
jessica





Mar 21 2008 4:23 PM

how'd it go doing the show semi-blind?
Brent James Sullivan





Mar 21 2008 3:08 PM

brent: can i kiss you on the mouth?

[pause]

just kidding. was that weird?

noah: you can kiss me on the inside of my butthole.
jessica





Mar 11 2008 2:48 PM

can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Bateman365





Mar 11 2008 2:20 PM

Dear Son:

You fill me shame.

Signed,
Your real father
jessica





Feb 25 2008 4:40 PM

Kind of the most hilarious thing ever:

Sean O’Connor





Feb 23 2008 9:42 PM

I'll agree with the girl below, what happened to you guys?
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