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Pedro Lima
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
""I can almost taste the gun powder""

Male
32 years old
WINTER PARK,
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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   Pedro Lima's Comedian Bio
InfluencesSam Kinison, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, The Muppets, Ricky Reyes, Patrick Garrity, Arnie Ellis, and our lord and savior Ian Gutoskie.

    Pedro Lima's Interests
Movies"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!"
Books"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure, it is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us, we ask ourselves, who am i to be brilliant, georgeous, talented and fabulous? ?Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God your playing small does'nt help the world. There's nothing enlightening about shrinking down so someone won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone and as we let our own light shine, we unconciously give others permission to do the same as we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
HeroesNew York Giants New York Giants
Groups: Central FL ComicsIrrational

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     Pedro Lima's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York City / Orlando Fla
Body type:6' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college


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Pedro Lima has 577 friends.
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Jul 4 2008 4:22 AM


B T





Jul 3 2008 8:47 PM

Yeah man! Thanks again! Tell your boys I said thank you and I am going to start chasing ambulances so we can do it again!
The Silver Toungued Drunken Pirate





Jul 1 2008 1:18 PM

So, how goes it, my friend?
The Silver Toungued Drunken Pirate





Jun 26 2008 7:41 PM

funny
sweet kreations





Jun 21 2008 6:56 AM

why does your page look like this,,fix it..
Ricky Reyes





Jun 18 2008 1:42 PM

Randy Kagan





Jun 18 2008 5:02 PM

it was probably a turkey vulture. But don't eat it. I know how you people like the food chain. adios brotha.
sweet kreations





Jun 17 2008 4:05 PM

look who i have with me...Webfetti.com

Ricky Reyes





Jun 15 2008 5:14 PM

Look at it...love it.
KENDRA





Jun 15 2008 2:09 PM

Happy Daddy's day!
Niurkita





Jun 15 2008 9:44 AM

Happy Father's Day!!!!!!!!!! muahhhhhhhh
***ZEL***





Jun 15 2008 9:48 AM

fathers_day  Comments
Joe The Don





Jun 15 2008 7:19 AM

happy fathers day homie god bless
~Don Esteban~





Jun 15 2008 6:20 AM

Happy Father's Day,Pedro!!
Daytona Mikey





Jun 7 2008 8:41 PM

Thanks, your on my list of people I highly respect...thanks for the friendship!
Daytona Mikey





Jun 7 2008 6:59 PM

I enjoyed SBK tonight... GREAT JOB!
tara ree





Jun 7 2008 9:29 AM

why is it that at some point this year serendipity has had me run into every last orlando comic except you?!

where you been?!
Carmen Morales





Jun 6 2008 6:43 AM

thats a hilarious lookin ass nigga....


man i laughed my ass off on that one.
Carmen Vallone





Jun 3 2008 12:31 PM

i've been to that intersection!
Ricky Reyes





Jun 2 2008 6:07 PM

KimbOOOOOOOO...Sliiiiiiiiice!
Lucky Carmz Photography





Jun 2 2008 6:42 AM

My hits always top the charts baby!!!
Lucky Carmz Photography





May 30 2008 12:30 PM

AWWW Thanks for you're honest opinion...
Dan Curry Melloncamp XVI





May 29 2008 3:53 PM

What up PL.
Thanks for tuning in! tune in next week and imagine what it would be like if i weren't killed off in the first episode!
The Silver Toungued Drunken Pirate





May 29 2008 6:49 PM

"Key Contributer"? Aww shucks. I'm flattered. Just trying to help support something I enjoy and something I beleive in! Thank you for making me a card carrying member of the crew.

Time to put a link to the show on your page, dude!
alex





May 26 2008 8:06 PM

HA! That made me spit out my fluoridated water in laughter.

Ahh, to reminisce of the days when chocolate cake was just chocolate cake...
teh Ceej!





May 26 2008 6:48 AM

I could never forget about you! I actually quit a week before it burned down. But don't worry, I have an allaby. Yeah, Duanne put full fire coverage on the place about two months before it burned down. Pretty suspicious... Don't know when I'll get to see you again, but I hope its soon!! Peace!
kristaelise





May 25 2008 12:00 PM

0oooo buddy! HOT DAMN! I thought it was crab trap?! either way I aint mad atcha!
Judy





May 24 2008 8:39 AM

Hey Pedro! We miss you guys. Can't wait to see if moving back works out. How are your little "angels?" Our little tornado here is growing up fast. It's unbelievable. And almost intolerable. Haha. Jusy kidding. Say hello to the family! Love from Phoenix.
Boricua De Corazon!





May 22 2008 10:01 AM

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Ken





May 22 2008 8:50 PM

All is well brother....That tatoo is done like danny... I have a huge tribal like the rock ...I just got back from my honeymoon and George is still gay ,so nothings really
changed....I miss the POLISH/PuertoRican connection going yard on South avenue ...lol
laura





May 19 2008 10:54 AM

I guess we're neighbors :)
Lexi





May 18 2008 2:54 PM

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Daytona Mikey





May 13 2008 3:16 PM

reppin Drewshow at Rockstar!
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Le Vag





May 12 2008 6:50 AM

At the right angle... ANYONE can be handsome... just look at the shots I took of... well any of them.
B T





May 11 2008 1:59 PM

You best believe I am number 1.....
Don't hate.
~Don Esteban~





May 9 2008 6:56 PM

wasup fucker...hahah
BADDEST MAMI IN DA TRISTATE AREA HAPPY 4TH OF JULY





May 7 2008 9:48 PM

YES ALL IS WELL CUZO HOPE ALL IS WELL TO.....MOVING TO NEW JERSEY........
B T





May 6 2008 12:21 PM

Thats impressive that you can think of such ignorant shit to say to me at 8 in the morning! c'mon! the lumberjacks!! ??
B T





May 5 2008 7:57 PM

elway? thats below the belt! you forgot to throw in the shot MJ hit over Craig Ehlo in the eastern conference finals.
B T





May 5 2008 5:47 PM

I never liked garbage-ass papa johns anyway! Haters are coming from all angles.
Damn can he live!?
Ricky Reyes





May 2 2008 11:48 AM

Now Skip Bayless and ESPN are sayin that Lebron is not a gamewinning shooter.
Is he huffin degreaser! Do people not remember the last 3 years? He misses one! Even Jordan missed some, Goddamnm!
Im On mA n3w yOrk ShiiT >RiPSolyMarie<





May 1 2008 7:35 PM

what it do gangstaa..lolz..im workin da lounge dis friday..oh yayy
Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard