Mike
Mike Clemenhagen
Mike Clemenhagen Worker bees can leave. Even Drones can fly away. The queen is their slave.

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21 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



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    Mike's Interests
GeneralPhotography, Photomanipulation, Religion/Theology, The Apocalypse, New Age Literature, Fantasy, Futuristic Sci-Fi, Sociology, Psychology, Astronomy, Astrology, Wolves, Snowboarding, Marine Biology.
You Are a Blue Crayon
Your world is colored in calm, understated, deep colors.
You are a loyal person, and the truest friend anyone could hope to find.
On the inside, you tend to be emotional and even a bit moody.
However, you know that people depend on you. So you put on a strong front.

Your color wheel opposite is orange. Orange people may be opinionated, but you feel they lack the depth to truly understand what they're saying.
MusicBands I've come to love (In no specific order):
Marilyn Manson
Linkin Park
Taty/t.A.T.u.
Relient K
My Chemical Romance
The Used
Green Day
Fall Out Boy
Kill Hannah
Yellowcard
Avenged Sevenfold
Muse
Norma Jean
Shiny Toy Guns
From First to Last
Saosin
Paramore
Atreyu
Bayside
Regina Spektor
Tech N9ne
Rise Against
The Killers
Story of the Year
A Static Lullaby
A Day to Remember

I really hate John Mayer, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, Daniel Powter, Hinder and The Dave Matthews Band's music. A lot.
MoviesCharlie and the Chocolate Factory, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sin City, Death to Smoochy, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blow, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Memento, Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy, X Men 1-3, Finding Nemo, Mean Girls, The Incredibles, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Josie and the Pussycats, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Dead Poets Society, Cold Dog Soup, Swimming with Sharks, To Wong Foo "Thanks for everything!" Julie Newmar, Phonebooth, Suicide Club, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind, Interview With A Vampire, Tommy Boy, The Breakfast Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Empire Records, Cloverfield, V for Vendetta, Bully, Stranger Than Fiction, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Hills Have Eyes, Children of Men, Dawn of the Dead, Saw Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Clerks 1 & 2, Mallrats, Dogma, Se7en, 13 Ghosts, Hoodwinked, 300, Lucky Number Slevin, Snatch, and on and on... (Not in any specific order).
TelevisionHeroes, anything on [adult swim] (Except King of the Hill), Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Testees
BooksFahrenheit 451, Lord of the Flies, The Giver, A Wrinkle In Time, Marilyn Manson: The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, Crank, Blue Like Jazz, Man's Search for Meaning, Devilish, The Fuck-Up, The Lovely Bones, The Divine Comedy
Roald Dahl
Chuck Palahniuk
Stephanie Meyer
Scott Westerfeld
Laurel K. Hamilton
J.K. Rowling
Christopher Paolinii
Rick Riordan
K.A. Applegate
Christopher Moore
Heroes

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--Info--
Name: Mike Clemenhagen
Nicknames: Emmett, Lemen, Foamy, Clem, Showdy, Li'l Mike
Birthplace: Spokane, WA
Current Location: Portland, OR
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue > Grey > Green
Height: 5'8"-ish
Weight: 150-ish
Tattoos?: Not yet.
Piercings?: Eyebrows (4), Dermal anchor under my left eye and a punch in the flat of my right ear.
Overused Phrase: "xD"
--Your--
Bedtime: Whenever.
Best Physical Feature: I like my eyes. :B
Most Embarassing Moment: Can't really think of any. :0~
Most Missed Memory: High school.
First Thought When You Wake Up: Ten more minutes? Dx
Weakness: Eye contact. Compliments.
Best Friends: Plenty of them. Enough to keep me sane... ish.
Goal For The Year: Start a band and record some stuff.
Greatest Fears: Being homeless.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke?: RC Cola. :b
McDonalds or Burger King?: McDonald's (Chicken Nuggets + Bl00 Powerade on-tap = win. Not to mention McGriddles. :0~)
Hot Tea or Ice Tea?: Iced, I guess.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Strawberry. :B
Water or Milk?: Milk (+Strawberry syrup.)
Coffee or Hot Chocolate: Coffeeeee
Hugs or Kisses: You're gonna make me choose?
Cats or Dogs: Dogs. :B
Summer or Winter: Winter. :D
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies: Most scary movies suck.
Love or Money: Love. :B
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes: Greeeeen.
--Lover--
Preferred Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Preferred Hair Color: Doesn't matter.
Short Hair or Long Hair: Short.
Preferred Height: Taller than 5'6"?.
Preferred Weight: Depends.
Looks or Personality: Both. I'm picky.
Hot or Cute: Tough call.
Skinny, Muscular or Fat?: Not skinny, generally.
--Favs--
Number: 21
Food: Gouda-Bratwurst soup.
Type of Music: Punk/Pop-Punk/Emo
Candy: Sour things. :D
Color: Red
Animal: Wolf
Drink: As in alcohol? A Jager and Red Bull.
Body Part on the Opposite Sex: I don't prefer any body part on the opposite sex. :B
Movie: Fight Club
Past Time: Hanging out.
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Yep.
Smoked?: Yep.
Been Beaten Up?: Yep.
Bullied Someone?: I always got the business end of that deal. :b
Skinny Dipped?: Nudity? No thanks. >_>;;
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: Yep.
Toilet Papered Someones House?: Nope.
Played Poker W/ Money?: Nope.
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: Why would I go swimming in a shirt?
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: Of course. xD
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: Usually at that point I started screaming. xD
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Every day.
Went Camping?: Yep!
Peed on a tree?: I do that even when I'm not camping. :B
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Nope.
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: Yep. xD
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: Umbrellas are for sissies. :B
Danced In The Rain?: I don't really dance. I frolick. : ]
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: All the time. <_<;
Been On Stage?: Yep.
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didn't Approve Of?: My mom doesn't really care what I wear. :b
Been To A Nude Beach?: Again with the nudity?
Cursed In Church?: Yes.
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: I believe the word he used was "Tramp."
Burnt Yourself?: Like every other day, oh my god.
Been Dumped?: Nope.
Dumped Someone?: Yep.
Been In Love?: Nope.
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: That question doesn't even make sense.
Wanted To Be A Model?: Never.
Wanted To Be In The Olympics?: No?
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Nope. :B
Made Out In A Car?: Yep. :B
Cried During A Movie?: If you tell anyone, I'll lie.
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Every day. =/
Made Love On The Beach?: No. :B
Shoplifted?: Yep.
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Yep.
Hung Up On Someone?: Frequently, it seems.
Yelled At Your Pet?: Yes.
Gotten Seasick?: Never.
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: Tried? xD
Bought A Thong Cuz The Cashier Was Hot?: ...No?
Stalked Someone?: Not seriously. :B
Had A Stalker?: Yeah. D:
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Mmmmyep.
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Nope.
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Never.
Protested?: Yep. :3
Been To An Island?: Nope.
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Yeh, I'm a Chub Scout. :T
Screamed In A Library?: Not yet. xD
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Nope. :B
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Haha, yep.
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: Sort of.
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: All the time, it seems.
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: Almost, but not quite.
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: I probably have, I just don't remember when.
Threw Up In School?: Nope.
Received A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: Nope.
Wore Something You Hated?: Not that I can recall.
Wore Something To Match Someone?: Not intentionally. xD
Been To A Luau?: .epoN
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Yep. :B
Been On TV?: Yep.
Been Outta The Country?: I ran across the Canadian border and back 14 times once. :B
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Yep.
Won A Pool Game?: Yep.
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yep.
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Yeah. What a great night. xD
Dieted?: Should I diet? Are you calling me fat?! D,:<
Had An Eating Disorder?: Never. :b
Cheated On Your Other?: Never. :b
Been Cheated On?: "Cheat" isn't the right word, but it seems appropriate.
Been Paid To Date Someone?: No. :b
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: Nope. :b
Tanned Topless?: Yes?
Been Strip Searched?: Nope.
Been On A Plane?: Yes.
Been On A Cruise?: Nope.
Been Pantsed In Public?: Yep.
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Ahahaha yeah.
Broke Someone's Heart?: Yep.
Sung In The Shower?: Used to all the time as a kid. xD
Bought Something Way Too Expensive?: Yes. >_>;;
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Pretty much every day. :B
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yep. :B
Been Walked In On While Showering?: All the time. :b
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: No. :B
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Nope. :B
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: Not yet. :B
Been In Detention?: Yep.
Feel Off A Roof?: That sounds dirty. >_>;
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: No. :b
Been In A Wreck?: Yep.
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: Nope.
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: "Puck"?
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: All the time. I'm gangsta. :0
Been Shot?: I BEEN SHOT MO TIMES THAN FIDDY CENT!
Had A Water Gun War?: Yep. :3
Been Arrested?: Yeah. The cop was hot, too. xD
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: Not really.
Country You Wanna Visit: Germany
Way You Wanna Die: I want to light a cigarette above an open tank at a gas station.
Like Thunderstorms?: LOVE them. ^____^
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: Yep! :D
R U A Health Freak?: no i am not ololol
U Think Ur Attractive?: no i dont fagit lolol
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Sort of.
Wanna Get Married?: Maybe.
Wanna Go To College?: I wanna go to art school.
Shower Daily?: Of course. :B
Want Kids?: Sort of.
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: when i mete urmom ololol
Do U Hate Anyone?: i hate urmom ololol
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Nope. :B
Do You Think You Can Sing?: I'm gonna be the singer of a band. : ]
Can You Open Your Eyes Underwater?: Of course I can. :B
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Pretty much, yeah. xD
Can You Whistle?: Yep. :D
Can You Walk In High Heels?: I've never tried. >_>;
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: Once, in 4th grade after I watched "I Know What You Did Last Summer". xD
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: Not really.
Can You Multitask?: Sort of. xD
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: Nope.
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: I don't have a locker. :B
Do You Spit?: Sometimes.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Yep. :3
If You Could Wish For Anything...What Would You Wish?: I was never good at these sort of questions. D:
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Bone Daddy
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Whatever's cheapest.
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Anything baking or frying, usually.
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Nah. I'm too curious about what happens aftyer death.
Groups: the GDers of gaia!GSA (with a Moderator)John Mayer, I dislike youSpokane gay, bi, curious guysThe Porch--Spokane

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     Mike's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Spokane, WA
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Dishwasher/Cook
Income:Less than $30,000

   Mike's Schools
North Central High School
Spokane,Washington
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Major: Photography, English
 

2003 to 2006
Shadle Park High School
Spokane, WA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2002 to 2003



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About me:
Ten things I love:
1) Music, music, MUSIC
2) Being busy
3) The internet
4) Simplicity
5) Taking pictures
6) Clothes
7) Portland (Serikously LOVE this city!)
8) Hanging out and talking
9) My friends and family
10) Reading.

Ten things I hategreatly dislike:
1) The general populous
2) The combination of leggings with flats (AKA the "scene" look)
3) Being out of control
4) Noisy children
5) Having my buttons pressed
6) When people hit/poke me to get my attention
7) The phone
8) Backseat drivers (Seriously, go to hell.)
9) Religious zealots
10) Fake people. Seriously- stop lying, grow a personality of your own and get a life.

Ten facts:
1) I like when things are even or symmetrical.
2) I'm pretty much never physically relaxed.
3) I've moved around a lot.
4) I'm not an organized person.
5) I was the kid you made fun of in elementary school that always brought a Power Ranger toy to show-and-tell.
6) I was also the kid that was obsessed with Pokemon.
7) Lush isn't the right word, but it's the first that comes to mind..*
8) Doing laundry is my Zen.
9) I love sour candy.
10) I don't really like to make eye contact. It's nothing personal. >_>;;

A BASIC GRAMMAR LESSON!
-Your (Possessive) You're (You are)
-There (Location) Their (Possessive) They're (They Are)
-To ("Going to the store") Too ("Too much" "I love you, too") Two ("Two apples, please")
-Than (Comparison: "Greater than you") Then (Time: "Now and Then" "And then he kicked the penguin")
-It's (It is [only]) for everything else, use "Its".
-Capital letters go at the beginning of sentences. You can achieve this by taking half a second to press the "shift" key. They also go at the beginning of names of people and places, as well as the beginning of every definitive (or uncommon) word in a title. ("The Great Gatsby" "Where the Red Fern Grows") Non-definitive (Or common) words include but are not limited to: "the", "and", "a", "but" and "it".
-The comma (,) is used when listing things or illustrating a pause in speech. ("Apples, oranges, carrots and celery.") ("You're always hungry, like that time you made three different trips to Zip's in two hours.")
-The apostrophe (') is used when combining two (or more) words (Will not - won't, is not - isn't, should not have - shouldn't've.), shortening a word (little - li'l, British - Bri'ish) or showing ownership. (Sally's apple. My friends' cars.) It most commonly takes the place of letters you've cut out of a word or words.
-The period (.) goes at the end of normally spoken sentences.
-The question mark (?) goes at the end of a sentence asking a question. It only needs to be used once per sentence to get the idea across.
-The exclamation mark (!) goes at the end of an exclaimed (or yelled/shouted) sentence. It also only needs to be used once per sentence to get the desired message that you're yelling or exclaiming something across.

Yes, I'm a grammar Nazi. I'm literate. You should be too. ;D

If you want to talk, bring a conversation.
MSNM: Ultramarine2006@hotmail.com
AOL Instant Messenger: Hyde Aquiton

*A free hug to anyone that can tell me what book that's from.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

RICOCHET!
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 They Punctured My Yolk. 


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 Brown eyes never looked so cold. 

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THE WOLFMAN

Joshua Haltom
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Oct 31 2009 10:29 PM

Thanks. Happy Halloween! HOw are you? If you have a verizon phone you can text me.
Vixen

Anna Renzi



Oct 13 2009 10:22 PM

DO IT!!
ジェイコブ

ジェイコブ



Oct 11 2009 3:49 PM

Fuck yeah thanks for adding Roach to your myspace! I will tell Ta-ma and the rest of the band that more Americans are showing support to Okinawan music scene. So whats up with you? Laters
~Zackery Bynx ~

Zack Heck



Oct 10 2009 9:05 PM

lol....yeah....so got a new bf???
~Zackery Bynx ~

Zack Heck



Oct 10 2009 8:07 AM

same shitty city, new friends, new life, no love(lol) kinda lovin it, so yeah, almost everything in my life has changed, idk i'm just living i guess, ssdd
~Zackery Bynx ~

Zack Heck



Oct 6 2009 9:57 PM

lol...why....i have a friend down there thats about the only reason why i would go back...whats new lemon??
Brown eyes never looked so cold.

Brown eyes never looked so cold.
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Sep 7 2009 6:18 AM

You giant goober! You were in town and you didn't come see me?! *feelings hurt* I wanted to see you! I just found out you were in town earlier.. poo on a stick.
Terlizzle

Pat Terlizzi



Aug 25 2009 8:42 PM

Brown eyes never looked so cold.

Brown eyes never looked so cold.
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Aug 3 2009 4:02 AM

LOL wow.. that was random.. I've had a boyfriend for the last six months dear.
Battle Whale

Daniel Scott



Jul 28 2009 9:49 PM

17th and 18th of August. It's set. And the best I can do. I just really needed that expensive bed. :P
Kate Monster

Kate B



Jul 24 2009 8:57 AM

Hello
I miss you...that is all.
Katerz
*=Miss Dorothy=*

Dorothy Davis



Jul 6 2009 5:54 PM

so we need to hang out again when i get back home!!! it's eUrgent!!! IM SINGLE!!!!!
i love you
i miss you
hey so i totally saw bella with her 'girlfriend' at the garland the other night
Homie G.Fancypants

Rae Shankabetch



Jul 4 2009 3:36 PM

Yay ten more days !pitapit!ah!
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αℓєяy
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Jul 2 2009 9:09 PM

hey! Sorry I never wrote you back. I'm glad things are going well in Portland. :) I'm doing good, but its so hard to find a job over here...I got out of school a couple of weeks ago, and I've just been hanging with friends and Scott. I hope we can come see you sometime!

<3
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Jun 26 2009 11:00 AM

I think you're the only other person online right now! How are you?? I miss you. :(

<3
Homie G.Fancypants

Rae Shankabetch



Jun 23 2009 5:15 PM

Bah i miss u!i may be comin home sooner tho!yay!
Homie G.Fancypants

Rae Shankabetch



Jun 18 2009 10:49 PM

I miss u!
Munkey

Daryl Munden



Jun 16 2009 3:14 AM

The video to A Static Lullaby's "Toxic" is HOTT. Just gonna throw that out there. Yep.

BTW. I say we find who has my camera and do practice our knife skills. What say you?
Terlizzle

Pat Terlizzi



May 28 2009 9:57 PM

LOVE YOU MIKE!
Sarah R.

Sarah Regalado



May 26 2009 12:22 AM

If you're listening, whoa...
Kat P

Kat P



May 7 2009 12:10 AM

Here We Go is a good one by them, too.
Kat P

Kat P



May 7 2009 12:06 AM

I dunno...they kinda just do a bunch of stuff. If you can find "taking turns" there's like samples of Grover (from Sesame Street) on there. They play them on www.woxy.com a lot. I just think of you and Sammi when I hear them!
Kat P

Kat P



May 6 2009 11:49 PM

You should check out some Ruckus Roboticus (a cool remix of Hunting for Witches is currently on my playlist). I think you would like them.
Battle Whale

Daniel Scott



May 2 2009 2:40 AM

Ha ha, theres a lot of gay bars there huh? I hear there are stip joints all over. Or so they say in jail WHICH I JUST GOT OUT OF.

County jail is the shit hole of all jails in the northwest, it's like alkatraz.
Battle Whale

Daniel Scott



May 2 2009 12:48 AM

Where did you get a job at?
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