noji
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.

Female
31 years old
Poole
United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/7/2009
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So, interests, let me see.... I like cheese, Mature Cheddar is best but I won't say no to some Red Leicester, I like playing Spider Solitaire, I get obsessive over Big Brother EVERY year, I count stairs & I always eat the top off a twix first (is it me or do the king size ones taste sooo much better?). I love Stand up comedy (Dave Gorman, Margaret Cho, Omid Djalili) but also Sit-coms (Ellen, Friends, The Green Wing), I never make my bed, I have a wierd thing for stationary and a perverse interest in Blogs by random strangers, I hate public transport and the huge hill near my house I have to walk up to get absolutely everywhere. I love the random. And as you can probably see from my profile; I like strange quizzes, or at least stuff where i get to tick boxes anyway :)





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MusicOasis
Razorlight
The Libertines
Jack Johnson
The White Stripes
Hard-Fi
Britney Spears
The Beatles
Ryan Adams
The Kooks
The Fratellis
The Murmers
Tegan & Sara
My Chemical Romance
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Bic Runga
Scissor Sisters
The Beach Boys
Joss Stone
The Polyphonic Spree
Royksopp
Lily Allen
The Strokes
Prince
Horrorpops
Bloc Party
Hayseed Dixie
KD Lang
Incubus
Rufus Wainwright
Nirvana
Jet
The Zutons
Goldie Lookin Chain
Alice Martineau
The Carpenters
Kasabian
The Darkness
Lauryn Hill
Daft Punk
Mylo
The Beatles
Adam & The Ants
Eminem
Alison Krauss
The Bees
Madonna
Arctic Monkeys
Dusty Springfield
Art Brut
Mel & Kim
Athlete
Embrace
De La Soul
Katie Melua
Abba
David Bowie
Fall Out Boy
Dolly Parton
The Smiths
Michelle Branch
Barbra Streisand
The Pixies
No Doubt
Doris Day
Gossip
Editors
Kaiser Chiefs
Ray Lamontagne
NERD
Basement Jaxx
Corrine Bailey Rae
The Coral
Kanye West
Graham Coxon
Texas
James Blunt
Starsailor
T-Rex
Antony & The Johnsons
BRMC
Maroon 5
Guillemots
Johnny Cash
Damien Rice
Stephen Fretwell
Ordinary Boys
Joseph Arthur
Kirstie Mccoll
Guns ‘n’ Roses
The Streets
Fightstar
Kylie
Placebo
Travis
Delays
The Thrills
Hundred Reasons
Muse
Take That
Lostprophets
Joy Rider
Michael Jackson
The Jam
The Cure
Greenday
Gorillaz
Alanis Morisette
Adam & The Ants
Air
QOTSA
Foo Fighters
Babyshambles
Tenacious D
Gnarls Berkley
Sandie Thom
Fun Lovin’ Criminals
Juliette & The Licks
KT Tunstall

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MoviesGrosse Pointe Blank
Best Laid Plans
Serenity
Cruel Intentions
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob Fight back
Boys on the Side
But I'm a Cheerleader
All Over Me
Kissing Jessica Stein
Back to the Future
Cube
Ferris Buellers Day Off
The Goonies
Connie & Carla
Mannequin
13 Going on 30
Grease 1&2
The Wedding Singer
Better Than Chocolate
Benzina
Coyote Ugly
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead
Buffy the Movie
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe
Big Business
Calamity Jane
Donnie Darko
Finding Nemo
Head in the Clouds
Aimee & Jaguar
Frida
Flight of the Navigator
Bugsy Malone
Hocus Pocus
The Laramie Project
Monster
Money Pit
Pirates of the Caribbean
Run Lola Run
Pulp Fiction
Pleasantville
Sound of Music
Scooby Doo
The Station Agent
The Straight Story
Willy Wonka
Shawn of the Dead
Shawshank Redemption
Imagine Me & You
Girls Can't Swim
Trekkies
Bowling for Columbine
Ghost World
Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Very Bad Things
Usual Suspects
EVERY single Meg Ryan Movie

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 68%
You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.
Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.


Your Lust Quotient: 43%
You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!



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You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.



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You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.


TelevisionBuffy
Angel
Alias
The OC
Friends
Big Brother
Spaced
4400
Firefly
Six Feet Under
Ellen
The L Word
Sugar Rush
South of Nowhere
Weeds
Secret Life of Us
The Green Wing
Quantumn Leap
Catherine Tate
ER
Big Brother
Simpsons
Dawson's Creek
Extreme Makeover
Takeshi's Castle
Lost
Neighbours
Eggheads
Bad Girls
8 out of 10 Cats
QI
Star Trek - DS9
Star Trek - Voyager
The X Files



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BooksStraw Men, Lonely Bones, Blood Of Angels, Spares(Michael Marshell (Smith))
The Night Watch, Affinity, The Fingersmith, Tipping the Velvet (Sarah Waters)
Anything by John Grisham
Are You Dave Gorman, Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure(Dave Gorman)
Yes Man, Join Me (Danny Wallace)
Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Deception Point, Digital Fortress (Dan Brown)
LOTR
Flanimals
Buddha Da
Eats Shoots & Leaves
The Shape of Snakes
The World of Karl Pilkington
Gullivers Travels
Anna Karenina
Crime & Punishment
The Beach
and so many more i SHOULD read but just haven't gotten round to it yet :)

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HeroesJoss Whedon - If I were to like men, he's the one I would marry. Joss' brain farts are better than anything George Lucas has EVER done :)

Kevin Smith - All I can say is GENIUS

Noel Gallagher - See Above

Ellen Degeneres - Just for making me not feel like a freak :)


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Your Eyes Should Be Gray
Your eyes reflect: Intensity and drive

What's hidden behind your eyes: A sensitive soul


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You're the Care Bear cheerleader! Your spunky personality and optimisim lifts everyone's spirit. Though you want everyone to be happy, you stand your ground on issues you feel strongly about and this can bring disunity among your friends. Despite this, you are a true believer in working together.




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You Are Artemis!
Brave, and a natural born leader.
You're willing to fight for what you believe in...
And willing to make tough decisions.
Don't forget - the people around you have ideas too!



     noji's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Bournemouth
Body type:5' 5" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Project Manager

   noji's Schools
Southampton Institute
Southampton, S
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Business Studies
Clubs: Worked at the SU
 

2000 to 2001
The Bournemouth and Poole College
Poole, S
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: GNVQ Business
 

1996 to 1998
Brockenhurst College
Brockenhurst, S
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Major: A Levels
 

1994 to 1996
The Grange School
Christchurch, S
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1989 to 1994

   noji's Companies
Barclays Bank
Poole, Dorset UK
Project Manager
Assist

January 2005 - Present



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My friend peewee and I have done a podcast - please give us a listen :)



Hullo, my name is Nicki and I'm a 29 year old Lesbian living in Branksome, Bournemouth. I have a house share with 2 friends and spend my days slogging my guts out as a resource co-ordinator (?) for Barclays Bank. I actually quite enjoy my job, so that's good :)

I can be a bit quiet, although this never lasts too long!! I talk waaay too fast; at times my own mother has issues understanding me.

I hate to call people by their real names. All of my closest friends have nicknames, as do their children! I can be serious, but at times quite random and stupid. I will happily spend 2 hours sat in a sandpit with a 3 year old but am comfortable in meetings with my head of department.

My sense of humour is quite dry but I also like goofy stuff. There’s a lot of things that have me in stitches that other people don’t get at all. I may be warped but I’m not entirely sure……..I enjoy making people laugh. There’s nothing better than when somebody is physically incapable of speech because of something you said/did.

I sometimes worry about my brain. I will remember the most mundane, un-useful information ever (eg. Paul McCartney is left handed, Polar Bear fur is actually Translucent & The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue) However I forget the important stuff like: Turning taps off, Where I left my wallet & My Mum’s Birthday!!

I love music but have no talent whatsoever so I’m an avid listener. I love a movie ending where you have no idea what’s actually going to happen when the credits role but I also like a movie that ends with “such and such went on to have his own goat farm/swim in the Olympics/live happily ever after”

I'm also the most annoyingly cheerful person ever. It takes a hell of a lot to put me in a bad mood and then it's usually blown over in about 20 minutes. It's true. I don't hate mornings even though I'm sleepy. I'll happily converse with any random stranger that crosses my path. Old ladies & children love me. I've NEVER had a hangover, and trust me I can drink. Alot. Please don't hate me for this. I can't help it, I will however try and sympathise to those who are affected.I'm always on hand to make them a quality cuppa and bacon sandwiches!

So anyway that’s a brief synopsis of me, there are a lot of good bits missing but you’ll just have to get to know me better.

Take Care of yourself and have a good Day.

BIG DYKEY HUGS.

PS as much as i like the funny and random bulletins, if you post a ridiculous amount (like 5 in 6 minutes!)I WILL DELETE YOU


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You scored as Big dyke!. You are a big lesbian! You love girls, and people know it. You might to like to strutt gay pride, and you could be seen waving a flag at a parade or with your lover holding hands in a public place. You've probably been around a bit, like other lesbians.. you big slut, you.

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Bisexual

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Trendy bi

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Straight

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You Are Gay
In your opinion, there's nothing sexier than your own sex.
There's definitely nothing straight about you!


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Global Personality Test Results
Stability (66%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.
Extraversion (83%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Basically I want to meet you. If you're still here after my about me section I must have held your interest this long so DO IT. Click Add Me and this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or if they happen to be passing by my site; Alyson Hannigan, Joss Whedon, Ellen Degeneres or Erin Daniels



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You Are A Good Friend
You're always willing to listen
Or lend a shoulder to cry on
You're there through thick and thin
Many people consider you their "best friend"!


You Are the Very Gay Velma!
She might not even realize it...
But Velma is all about Daphne... not Fred!



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You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.


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Lisa





Sep 28 2007 5:14 PM

Hey, hows it going? Hope you have a great weekend x
♥~minx~♥| - [{V-H.a.P.P.y}]





Sep 8 2007 11:30 AM

hey u! how are you??? am havin a myspace day (laptop, bed and tea)..think my drink was spiked in branksome last night. i was out cold on 3 drinks and still feel wobbly now. as u know usually even a direct hit by a bus doesnt knock me out. anyway. comment me! txt me! tell me ur still alive! xx
Jackie





Aug 24 2007 10:24 AM

Hey noji
Just doing my usual rounds and dropping by to check you out.


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Aug 21 2007 5:37 PM

Hello


It's been a while since I've been able to comment the herd, just wanted to say thanks for sticking with Fact Cow. Its appreciated. Also, the sticker campaign is well under way now - i'll be getting the pics up soon, see the page for more details!

Love to hear some facts from you and hopefully I'll have a new trick soon.

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Aug 17 2007 9:45 PM

Thanks for the add!

Love, The CamPanulas
fiona





Jul 15 2007 6:54 PM

hiya hun.how r u?
u go 2 pride yesterday?
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Jul 9 2007 8:00 PM

hey baby!! everything ok? hows the new mrs? still going strong. we have to all make pride plans.....only days to go.... xxxx
Caffeinebear





Jul 8 2007 8:48 PM


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Jun 17 2007 3:33 PM

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Hey babes thanx for the add xx hope u having a good weekend xx tc xx
Liz





Jun 15 2007 2:45 AM

Hello Noji. You dont know me but you added me once and now i always read your bulletins. They tend to ease the tedium of a dull day so thanks. I'm currently off my tits which is lovely. Maybe i'll meet you someday, maybe i wont. xxx
vicky





May 30 2007 6:00 PM

Me too with BB, but I won't tell anyone if you don't - us sad people need to stick together!
Kaz





May 27 2007 2:59 PM

Hey :o)
Thanks for the add
Hope you are having a great day xxxx
Jackie





May 24 2007 10:42 AM

Hi noji
How you doin'?
I hope you get a...
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Have a great day!
Love and hugs
XOX
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May 21 2007 3:46 PM

im ok. very hungover and think i need a detox pre-bolts. lets hope for a drama free night.this time! x
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May 21 2007 3:31 PM

hay hay! it wasnt me i didnt write it!!! did u have a good weekend? thought u were out sat night but didnt c u xx
ZoE





May 20 2007 8:26 PM

Hellwo, did you have a good time friday night? i think i was rather drunk! x
kid





May 17 2007 8:56 PM

ta muchly for the blog comment :) hope ur well. oh yeh! *returns big dykey hugs* ;) x
Kirstie





May 16 2007 11:09 AM

hiya x loving the box sets, am impressed!! x x x
Vicky





May 15 2007 10:49 AM

Hey noji! Thanks for the add.
I love the Buffy vid!

Vicky x
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May 12 2007 1:38 PM

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May 9 2007 5:44 PM

Cheers for the request. *grins*

-MAYniac

♥~minx~♥| - [{V-H.a.P.P.y}]





May 6 2007 4:46 PM

dearest lisa isnt coming till 10. does that mean u guys are free for pre-bolts drinks??
♥~minx~♥| - [{V-H.a.P.P.y}]





May 1 2007 6:40 PM

for sure!!!! lesbians on tap and a club full of beer!!! defo on for tomorrow night. hopefully with no drama cos im havin gf's-ex doin my nut in and im gonna blow my top if i dont go out and have some fun. xxxx
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