Shake Hands With Danger™
"I am the son of Danzig, and I was born to play lite adult contemporary jazz saxophone"

Female
26 years old
GRAND FORKS, NORTH DAKOTA
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2008
Mood: artistic Mood Image
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    Shake Hands With Danger™'s Interests
GeneralAliyah Adeline, big hair and loud makeup, romance, graphic design, pin-ups, tattoos, skateboarding, psychobilly & rockabilly, stickers, indie rock, underground hip-hop, Grain Belt Premium, Chanel Chance perfume, Connect Four, Twins baseball, making music, kissing, the smell of clean laundry, burlesque, paper and silk parasols, '61-'67 Lincoln Continental Convertibles, live comedy. I love throwing extravagant halloween parties, swimming in the ocean, dancing at shows, kicking your ass at darts, making new friends, driving cross-country, flying in dreams, and reading my horoscope. More than anything, I'm just trying to get through my days without making anybody else's days any harder.

“Do not think of how big the universe is, it will merely hurt your head.” - Siddhartha Gautama

Music

Big John Bates, Prince, Silkworm, Heartless Bastards, Cat Power, Reverend Horton Heat, the Cramps, Refused, Cloak/Dagger, Fiona Apple, Lily Allen, Enemymine, the Hold Steady, the Pixies, Rogue Wave, M.I.A., Flight of the Conchords, Lovage, Bjork, Louis Logic, Prozack Turner, the Cardigans, Feist, Wheat, the Flaming Lips, Jay Farrar, Shellac, Spoon, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Travis Morrison, Discount, Lucero, Nada Surf, Bloc Party, Ricky Nelson, the Misfits, Danzig, Motorhead, Minus the Bear, Hot Water Music, Slowreader, Two Gallants, Say Anything, the Shins, Amy Winehouse, Cibo Matto, Jamie Liddell, Rolling Stones, the Black Keys, Atmosphere, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Murs, McClusky, Social Distortion, Queen, Nekromantix, Samhain, the Roots, Frank Sinatra, Billie Holiday, John Coltrane, Metric, Aesop Rock, the Impossibles, Rilo Kiley, Hockey Night, the White Stripes, Alkaline Trio, Tiger Army, The Format, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

MoviesThe Big Lebowski, Purple Rain, Out of Sight, It's A Wonderful Life, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, Crybaby, Closer, Sin City, Inside Man, Children of Men (actually, anything that Clive Owen is in... RAWR!), Unfaithful, Love Actually, Secretary, Little Shop Around the Corner, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Evil Dead trilogy, the Departed, The Saint, Superbad, City of God, The Salton Sea, The Fifth Element, Gangs of New York, Super Troopers, Citizen Kane, and like every other 18-34 year old who has similar interests, Eternal Sunshine and Garden State.


Television"30 Rock" has the best writing on television. I love almost any HBO series. Like "Curb Your Enthusiasm." "The Wire." Particularly "Flight of the Conchords" and "Entourage." I adore "The Whitest Kids U Know," but I love "Human Giant." More than anything, if it's baseball season, I'm watching the Twins on FSN. Circle me, Bert!
BooksI love graphic design books. Too many too list. But here's some others: America the Book by Jon Stewart; Catch-22, Joseph Heller; High Fidelity, Nick Hornby; How to Practice, His Holiness the Dalai Lama; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams; The Bourne Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum books, Robert Ludlum; Less Than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, The Informers, Glamorama, all by Bret Easton Ellis; The Dhammapada; 1984, George Orwell; Killing Yourself to Live, Chuck Klosterman; A Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood; Running With Scissors, Augusten Burroughs; and Charles Bukowski anything.

HeroesMy mom and my sister, Bettie Page, Prince, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Stan Ahler, Kurt Vonnegut, Don Ed Hardy, Henry Rollins, Miss Sabiah Sogard, Jimmy Stewart, Jim Krause, Charles Bukowski, Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari is a fucking badass.
Groups: North DakotaThe DarknessDanzig FansBabes In Sin BurlesqueArrested DevelopmentTDS Fan Scene ChatThe DreamersThe Reluctant Lama Experience

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     Shake Hands With Danger™'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Anchorage, AK/Grand Forks, ND
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Communications Coordinator, GSPTPC

   Shake Hands With Danger™'s Schools
Josefs School Of Hair Design Inc
Grand Forks, ND
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Cosmetology
 

2007 to Present
University Of North Dakota-Main Campus
Grand Forks, NORTH DAKOTA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Communication
Minor: Bein' rad
 

2000 to 2006
Central High School
Grand Forks, ND
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Skateboarder enthusiast
Minor: Kisser extraordinaire
 

1996 to 2000



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   Shake Hands With Danger™'s Blurbs
About me:
I'm a freelance graphic designer and if you ask nicely enough, I'll design your show flyer/logo/t-shirt for free (check out 138 Creative Design for more info).

One day I will be famous for something. I was born on St. Patrick's Day. My best friend is my five-year-old daughter. I'm a good cook. I'm a Premium Grain Belt drinker. I've learned that a genuine smile and a handshake can open any door. I can remember anyone's birthday for the rest of my life if I say it to myself three times. I've got a mean right hook. I'm superstitious as hell and always wish upon stars. My family, my friends, art, music, and Twins baseball are my life. And I've got cool hair. This you cannot deny.

Who I'd like to meet:
If I could, I'd bring Jimmy Stewart back from the dead to be my husband. Someone needs to discover this technology. The inventor of the Roomba. Also, anyone willing to hook a girl up with free tattoos or neck massages in exchange for haircuts and bearhugs.

AIM ME: LYRIC1710 or MSN:silkworm_lifestyle@hotmail.com or Yahoo ID: psychobilly_kitten666


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Athena Barbital





May 12 2008 12:58 AM

Sorry about the drunken call the other night. I had a party at my pad and Eric found my phone!
xxoo
A
Heather





May 11 2008 8:46 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Heidi





May 11 2008 1:09 PM



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★Christine★





May 10 2008 9:31 PM



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David





May 9 2008 11:08 PM

How do you feel today?
miss ali





May 9 2008 4:50 PM

sorry i'm such a flake. I promise i will give u a call one of these days so we can consume caffeine together.
David





May 8 2008 1:22 PM

No Never.
No replacements!
sabiah





May 3 2008 9:29 AM

...so anywho, there's a new foodcart here in p'town
POTATO CHAMPION!!!
it's mike mckinnon's and they serve poutine!!
they're open til 3am...
Cassie..... < New Hair>





May 4 2008 9:42 AM

hey amy!!! how was vegas? i bet u had a lot of fun! So what r u doing these days?
Jessica Ann





Apr 30 2008 11:58 PM

hey i couldnt help but notice you were on and have to ask what is going on i havent talked to you forever?!? hows life and what not?
Heidi





Apr 29 2008 4:14 PM

You got any plans for sat. night??
I still have to here about vegas lady!!!
sabiah





Apr 23 2008 11:12 PM

M.I.A. is coming here 5/23 wanna go?
c'mon just do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David





Apr 25 2008 1:44 PM

So what's up? You never called me back.
Did you make a decision?
Athena Barbital





Apr 21 2008 11:49 PM

OK-So..seeing as we partied too much to actually make it to Viva-I hope you got a refund on the Viva band (teehee).
How is your new tattoo doing? Dan keeps askin' if I've heard anything about it from you, so this is me 'officially asking'.
Are you recovered yet from your Vegas extravaganza? I can't believe both of us almost got married! Thank god we were too drunk to remember which wedding chapel it was supposed to be at!
Jeffrey





Apr 21 2008 5:45 PM

HEY AMY GUESS WHAT ???????


YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Athena Barbital





Apr 19 2008 4:23 PM

OMG!
Dan and I were AT Squiggys last night until 6am and Ian called the "Gimme a color" last night to buy the bar a round of shots. We chose pink. AND....we were talking about you too. She asked where you and Scott were.
She couldn't believe you guys weren't locals.
xxoo!
David





Apr 8 2008 12:01 AM

Hub carpet.
Whoo!
Heidi





Apr 15 2008 5:55 PM

Are you back yet?? I have to hear all about it!!!!
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Apr 17 2008 5:00 AM

hey beautiful
how i miss you so! holla @ me sometime a?
Whiskey7





Apr 17 2008 9:17 AM

Thanks for making Vegas feel like home last week!
I had an awesome time hanging out with you and Scott and I'm sorry I missed your call from the airport!
Hope you made it home safe and sound!
xxoo
Athena
JayCo





Apr 4 2008 8:19 PM

OH MY FUCKING GOD. That is my comedy dream team.
Give Marc Maron a blowjob for me, would ya?
Adrian





Apr 4 2008 4:42 PM

Hello Amy my dear! We miss you so much! Drop me a line okay?! Let me know how you're doing
Heidi





Apr 3 2008 1:29 PM

Sat. night!! Are you ready for a "dork-a-thon" aka dancing....I'll call you!!
David





Mar 27 2008 1:54 PM

Hey thanks for hanging up on me last night.
gire!





Mar 25 2008 8:56 AM

what up Danger?
Heidi





Mar 26 2008 3:38 PM

Hi!
Athena Barbital





Mar 24 2008 7:07 PM

oooh!

That's perfect timing!
Hawaii, Phoenix, Viva...April is turning into a GOOD month!!

I would LOVE a viva wristband OMG!
Amy you're the best!

You'll have to stop by the tattoo shop and check it out as well!

I told you I'm an apprentice now, right??
Athena Barbital





Mar 24 2008 4:23 PM

When is Viva again?

I'm in Hawaii for the next 7 days, then I fly straight to Phoenix for another after that for work.

I come back April 8th!
Crys ~ B





Mar 21 2008 4:26 PM

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Mar 18 2008 4:59 AM

I didn't know if you got my