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Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'

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Smuckles, you are a fount of wisdom...

I'm an old Goth at heart (though my makeup bag has long since been retired), built on tall lines with a corporate style.

I'm something of a grouchy misanthrope on my off days (most days), and there's nothing I like better than having my own space and time - it would take a special kind of woman for me to ask to move in...

I rarely leave the house unless I absolutely have to these days, if I do, I may be in Trillians (which is pretty shit these days), Popolo (which is much nicer but bloody expensive), and after pub hours Legends (Also bollocks, but the best of a bad lot in town)

I try and gym twice a week to fend off the relentless grinding wheel of time, but it's not as easy as it looks...

I'm currently debating whether to buy a house up here in Newcastle (Go go credit crunch, I'll buy a place on the backs of a whole bunch of folks suffering) and settle down, or get out while I still have a bit of life left and make a fresh start.

Online, I keep the Club TechNoir site up to date and full of pictures (when I can be arsed, natch), and post alongside 90,000+ rabid Goons over at the Something Awful Forums.

Seriously?

• Ruffians, Blasphemers, Swinge-Buckelers, so many Drunkards, Tossepottes, Dauncers, Fydlers, and Minstrels, Diceplayers, and Maskers, Fencers, Theeves, Enterlude-players, Cutpurses, Cosiners, Maisterlesse Seruantes, Jugglers, Roges, sturdye Beggars, counterfaite Egyptians, &c.

• If you're a goth/cyber/alt. type with a black sense of humour and a deep-seated seething pit of bile for 99% of the rest of humanity, you might be at least acceptable.

• If I know you and you're not one of the people I secretly want to murder, try your hand for an Invite.

• If I don't know you and you want in, send me a message along with your request, or I'll think you're another porn spambot.

• Women? Honestly, don't bother; it's far more trouble than it's worth.

• Goons. Your does not automatically endear you to me; probably the exact reverse... Give me a good reason.

• Bands. If I want bands in my list, I'll seek them out and add them; Unsolicited requests sleep with the eFishes.

• AOL sp34kers, ALL CAPS SPASTICS, God Botherers and other dregs of humanity will not be entertained, so bugger off and bother someone else.

Oh, Globbits!