This our new CD "Return Of The Goat". If you like the song you're listening to (Walking Tracksuit Advert) then you should click the picture to go to our website where you can buy the CD.
Formed in 1999, None The Wiser play fun-punk-rock and aim to entertain not just with the music but also with a fun, friendly, lively show. The band consists of:
Gregg – Guitar and Vocals
John – Bass and Vocals
Rich – Drums
So we've been together for about 7 years now, well, as we are now, we've been together for about 2 years. The 1st 5 years don't really count cos we had a different line-up and don't play any songs from that era anymore. We've recorded 2 studio CDs, one is called 'Tales From Uranus' which contains 4 tracks from when we had only just reformed the band. The 2nd is called 'Return Of The Goat' also has 4 tracks and was recorded in a top studio in London late last year. 8 tracks of punk-rock genius.
Since 2 of us finished uni this summer we've put being grown-up on hold and we've sat around masturbating and recording songs using a Line 6 Guitar Port (we recommend them highly) and Cubase (which we also recommend highly) In 2 months we've recorded 8 tracks in our mini recording studio, some which have been played live before, and some brand new. Now we're ready to put CDs throught he letterbox of anyone that will care to listen.
*** WE ARE LOOKING FOR GIGS *** so if you would like the mighty None The Wiser to roll into your town and steal your young women and boys give us a shout and we'll be there.
Here's what some people have said about us:
"Bridgend three piece None The Wiser play shit hot punk rock as good as anyone" (Voltmark)
“full of energy, full of the…sound that is dominating the teen rock market” (Tunetown)
So in summary, we like to masturbate and we like doing gigs :)
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