Lois Lane
"Auntie Mama said I need to be proud of my redneck roots and use this picture."

Female
100 years old
Illinois
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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    Lois Lane's Interests
GeneralHanging out with my youngin's and old man, writing, jet skiing, biking - not like cycling because I don't have that kind of weird alien head helmet or one of those clinging "Look, I'm cycling" suits, volleyball, surfing the internet, reading. I like lots of other stuff that I can't think of right now.
MusicEVERYTHING! I finally came out of the closet last year and now admit, I love Barry Manilow and all of the tunes my mom listened to when I was growing up. Even 70's disco, even though I was one of those kids writing, "Disco Sucks!" on my folders. I dig the 80's hairbands and all classic rock. I married a redneck, so I recon I oughta put a little bit o' country in that there too. And I have a couple of kids who swayed me into enjoying today's rock, alternative, pop and rap music. I should have just left it at everything.
TelevisionOnly slightly addicted. No intervention is needed, thankyouverymuch.
BooksAll of them!

     Lois Lane's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Comedy writer



Lois Lane is back from Missouri.

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   Lois Lane's Blurbs
About me:

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Just your run of the mill baby of eight who grew up to be a wife, mom, writer and all around great gal. I joined this MySpace stuff to network avoid work, and to be able to have the chance to cross someone off of my friend list if they piss me off.
Wouldn't it be great if you could do that in real life? “Sally, I caught you naked with my husband… again…. Delete.”
Want to know more about me and the insanity that is my life? Go visit my Home Fires blog.
Who I'd like to meet:
Watch this video I made for The Tonight Show. That's really me, really eating turkey testicles. Why? For the sake of comedy, that's why!

   


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Jul 19 2008 7:39 AM

WELL LOIS,
IT MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE SEX, DAD LOVED TO HAVE SEX WHEN IT RAIN.
DID THAT MAKE YOU SICK? your mom is to cute for words.
love mom
Mary


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Jul 19 2008 7:14 AM

Hey my baby,
How are you this great day? I hate this fu king rain.
I LOVE YOU MOM
Mary


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Jul 19 2008 5:52 AM

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Jul 19 2008 2:42 AM



&hearts xoxo &hearts
Ginger
OLD MAN





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Hott mommy!!!!

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Jul 18 2008 6:28 PM

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love ya sis! xoxo melzie

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Jul 18 2008 1:07 PM

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Yes I will take the senior citizen discount any day! Have a good one or two! LOL
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Jul 18 2008 5:35 AM

HEY LOIS,
JOKE THEM IF THEY CANT TAKE A YOU KNOW THE END OF THAT LINE.
I LOVE YOU MOM
Mary


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Jul 18 2008 5:20 AM

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HEY LOIS,
YOUR FRIEND MELZIE IS A CRAZY SHIT SHE WANTS TO BE IN MY TOP FRIENDS SO LOOK AT WHAT I DID SHE WILL BE HAPPY AS A SHIT HOUSE RAT. I LOVE YOU BABY.

MOM

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Join OLD MAN 's Mob!

*~melzie~*





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HI MY BABY,
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS ONE. I THINK THEY MADE THIS FOR ME. LOVE YOU MOM.



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Jul 16 2008 5:48 PM

Rock on lady!
*~melzie~*





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