No one wants to solve the problems facing the United States of America today. No One has a plan to end the war in Iraq and bring responsibility and honesty back into government. No One is looking out for the American people.
NO ONE CARES!
VOTE FOR NO ONE!
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No One for President is obviously a pun. So here's a bunch more:
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. Then I got a job in a orange juice plant but I couldn't concentrate so they canned me.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Just stopping by to say hello and share a thought: "...We spend our time thinking about what other people are thinking about us...When all they're really thinking about is, what we're thinking about them."~ Ellen Degeneres
...before the film...there was the movie. From Pink & Blue films, "THE" ALTERNATIVE "W THE MOVIE". Unlike Oliver Stone, we haven't lost our balls and this one takes a side.
I hope you have a happy and prosperous 2009! I also hope you support me in my run for the California State Senate seat for District 26. Among my platform issues, I support: Community policing. Police officers should park their cars and bicycles and WALK the beat. Public libraries staying open 24-hours a day. Let’s replace “midnight basketball” with midnight computer skills training. 24-hour random inspections of all convenience stores to ensure health code compliance, and that their refrigerators are left ON overnight. GPS-enabled tricycles provided to the homeless to empower them in collecting recyclables. This will enable our homeless population to live with dignity, while providing a ladder with which to earn a better life for themselves. Commute sentences of all non-violent and marijuana-related offenders to community service to clean and beautify our district. This will ease overcrowding in county jail. Amnesty for all so-called illegal immigrants. This will prevent the exploitation of undocumented residents, and make it no less expensive to hire them than any other citizen. Re-establishment of public farms, gardens, parks and groves in blighted, unused land spaces. Establishment of more bicycle lanes and the repair of damaged roads. Steam cleaning of our sidewalks and streets. Banning the sale of hard drug paraphernalia (crack pipes, torches, etc) by local merchants. Identifying and locating released sex offenders who reside in our district. Our children come first! Planting of fruit trees to provide beauty, shade and free food. Returning the hospitals that serve the members of our communities to full functional operation, including emergency services. Bringing the performance of our public schools to an equal par with the schools in any area of California. Again, I hope I have your support. Happy New Year!
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The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
I hope everyone knows who is going to save the Country from dome....No One! Get prepared America! You can change presidents but the same people who run the IRS and Federal Reserve, and the World Bank are still there!Wake up America.
No One for President is obviously a pun. So here's a bunch more:
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