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Peeper almost hits me!
So I'm there with Bob and a friend of his and of course there's a couple Peepers standing over by the garbage can peeping at two girls in skirts who're sitting a few people down from us. So I get up and walk over behind one of the peepers and snap a picture of the back of his head peeping with the girls in the background.
I sit back down and I guess I was pretty obvious because then the one Peeper who was standing way behind me when I took the picture starts trying to stare me down. He's looking at me with really squinty eyes to where it was difficult to tell if his eyes were even open. [Click to see him!] So I sit there talking to Bob and his friend about Peepers and other stuff and then I look over and the Peeper is scratching his nose with his middle finger, giving me the bird! So I say to Skater Bob "Hey look Bobo, he's giving me the finger!"
And Bobo says, "Take a picture!" like he always says.
So I look at the guy and sorta give the international hand gesture for "Can I take a picture of you?" And he sorta nods his head, but now looking back he was more jerkin his head like someone who's pickin a fight with me for being a wise-ass.
I pull out my cam and he starts walking to me, and I say "No, you gotta stand back if you want me to get a picture of it!" And he comes and stands in front of me (I'm still sitting) and he's not saying anything and I say "What?? I wanted to get a picture of that!"
Then he sorta fake moves his arm at me like he's gonna hit me, but he clearly wasn't, and I didn't flinch, and he walks behind me sorta mumbles something asking if I'm a homo then he walks away, and Bobo is laughin saying "He was gonna hit you Bobo!" (Yeah, we call each other Bobo. I know it's confusing).
Anyhow the guy walks away and is on the other side of the park now, and interestingly enough a couple of the other Peepers go over to him and look like they're mad at him. They looked like they were yelling at him and then walking away angry. I figured they were saying "If you hit that guy all those friend of his will do whatever, yadda yadda yadda" but my girlie said it was more likely them mad at him for not hitting me.
I'm not exactly sure what will happen if I get hit by a peepers, but I'll be sure to fill everybody here in if it happens.
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10 of 11MoreI am so oblivious, I wouldn't notice a peeper. I shall pay more attention and have my phone's camera on standby.
I'd have been scared and shaking after he left. I'm such a coward.
I was there on Saturday. It got rained out before Bob C got done with his lady friend. I didn't see any peepers, but I did see Mario. You know, like Super Mario. He's an old man now, but it was definitely him. However, I couldn't whip out my camera fast enough to take a picture.
well it figures all the fun stuff always happens when i am not around... go figure and now all i do is work in a bar in tenessee and just have fun and then dam the man bob gets into a skirmish and i am not even there to be crazy as fuck. oh and man i need a laptop
Are they always the same peepers? Do they all hang out together somewhere and come up with a game plan before hittin' the Square? How do all the peepers know who all the other peepers are? Do they have a code? Do the peepers peep the peepers? Is there some online chat room, or some loosely constructed organization, like a nambla, for peepers (up-skirt lookers)?
Possible acronyms: NAUSLA, NAPPA
Is it just me, or do all the peepers look the same? Is there some peeper gene we haven't isolated yet?
Well Bob, I am no doctor, but I am pretty sure that if you DO ever get hit by a peepers this is what will happen....as his grimy,sticky, sweaty palm makes contact with your cheek ( I am pretty sure a peeper would use the open handed slap) Millions and millions of peeper germs will go flying around your head in a cloud. Peeper germs are very very bad, because in addition to germs normally found on the hand, I am sure there will be some ass crack and scrotum germs mixed in there as well...plus a few other things I wont describe other than to say that through a microscope they would look like little tadpoles.......It is imperitive that you do not open your mouth at this moment! Bite your toungue in half if you have to, but dont risk a mouthful of peeper sludge. Then, after your counter punch which will surely disable, or kill the peeper, go straight home and wash your face with clorox and burn everything you are wearing........A course of high potency anti-biotics probably wouldnt hurt either.......
Have you ever tried publicly calling out a peeper for peeping?
Yes. But the trick is to call them out on it without terrifying the girl being peeped. A difficult task.
i'm surprised, out of all the amazing strangers, the only folks to choose the violence option, are the peepers (oh and that 15 year old skater kid). Perhaps I have a romantic notion of peepers. I sorta thought they were these docile perverts, just looking for some free porn, grazing in herds at Union Square. Maybe this guy was the alpha peeper.
:D
Ironically going to be punched by a peeper before a radical Christian or Muslim.
u gotta just love those good god loving redneck fucks, i live in atlanta so i get that kind of shit for just looking in their direction, god bless um... b/c i'll be fucken them in the ass in hell teeheehee
Just wait til I get there. I'll be the Peeper Defeater! I'll have a cape and super powers like peeper-seeking missiles that shoot out of my boobs and giant fists of fury to bitch slap them and make them cry like a little peepling! (that's a baby peeper, in case you didn't know)
And I'll fly like superman and carry you away like Lois Lane! Lmfao!
Will you do me in a phone booth? Sorry, ADD.....