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NORMAN MANNEQUIN
Hardcore / Rock

"I'm so fucking gorgeous I style Ed Hardy"



Bitchville, Minnesota
United States

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Last Login:  12/24/2009
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Member Since3/20/2006
Band Websitetiny.cc/nmphotos
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Sounds LikeAnna nicole smith at the 2004 VMA's, Dane Cook laughing, pussy brawls, hair spray intoxications, gunfire, cock fights, grand march at prom, eyeshadow being compressed.
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   About NORMAN MANNEQUIN
ADD ME ON FACEBOOK...

FACEBOOK.COM/NORMANMANNEQUIN

Hi, I'm Norman. Hairstylist / makeup artist / model / & full time bitch.

My life consist of makeup, hairspray, music, and everything you hate.

This is a story of my life, and I'm going to break it down for you.

Don't tempt me...
Don't tempt me...

(pt. 1)

It's pretty much a guarantee that any profile containing small, black, Arial font mixed in with random purple boldness is going to contain a long, winding trail of incoherent babbling, the likes of which could even make a confused Hannibal Lecter look up from his his latest platter of OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S EATING PEOPLE!

I'm what happens when glam culture goes on a two week coke binge with paris hilton and watches nothing but Party Monster for 12 hours straight and like so many other personality-deficient assholes, I babble abstractly about absolutely everything to create an air of mystery among my confused fans. I however, unlike you, have become a myspace Must-Add and can retract up to over 1,100,000 hits and 9-something thousand people padding my friends list and comments. Call me Moses but I'm parting the sea of fans just to get through the day.

It hurts to be beautiful sometimes...
It hurts to be beautiful sometimes...

(pt. 2)

Instead of sitting here for hours writing about all the things I like doing and going on about how beautiful I am, I'm just going to cut to the point and say what you DIDN'T want to hear..

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I MATTER TO YOU!

(pt. 3)

Myspace has become a massive network of over 200 million profiles and is the most contraversial site known to man. While 90% of it's friends' consist of kids adding every profile that comes accross their browser window and trying to gain desprate attention with black hair and a lip piercing claimng to be "different" it all sounds too typical right? Hate to say it but I'M NOT ONE OF THEM people. I'm the other 10% who dosen't care what you have to say and has more hits than a whores pussy. I don't have the time THEY do and I have nothing in common with you. I'm not easily entertained, unless it's DKNY or Addictive I'm probally not going to like it.

(pt. 4)

United States Natioal Security said no more public appearences because last time my fans torched a cop car and TMZ started beating people just to get at me. The pentagon has me on radar just so they can call it a no fly zone and get their helocopters in the air and swarm me with strobes faster than CNN. Scratching and screaming my porcelain skin against the rhinestones just to get every last word out of my mouth of talking shit. God didn't give me a smile for the mouth but a voice for the thoughts. Lights, camera, action, all empty eyes on me.

I'm walking a runway show in Paris. I'm on a stripper pole with Lidsay Lohan. I'm making out with Pete Wentz on MTV. I'm student of the week at beauty school. I'm french scripted on Tommy Lee's ass. I'm crownd winner of the worldwide Olympbitchics. I'm laughing in the backseat of the limo. I'm just that bad of a person.

Your worst nightmare bitch...
Your worst nightmare bitch...

(pt. 5)

Everything you've heard about me is true,

I sleep with 5 girls a week and maybe even a couple of dudes too. I forget just about everything and I'm out partying every night. My friends are nothing but trouble and we're all going to hell. I'm a attention whore and somewhat Materialistic. I'm a bad person. I'm a saint.

I'm taking over the world
I'm taking over the world

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Adrian Edward

Adrian Edward



Dec 26 2009 6:38 PM

hope you have a great weekend :)
much love
~adrian edward
♥Stephen♥

♥Stephen♥



Dec 25 2009 9:50 AM

Merry Christmas!
Jaykornonthekob (NEW SONG UP NOW)

Jaykornonthekob (NEW SONG UP NOW)



Dec 25 2009 3:12 AM

Hii there <3 :D
Hope you have a wondeful Christmas tomorrow! :D
Julia Santana

Julia Santana



Dec 23 2009 3:35 PM

Greetings Norman Mannequin!

Wishing you a wonderful holiday
& only the greatest gifts the universe has
for you now and in the coming new year.

Peace & Love,
Jools

http://www.youtube.com/user/JuliaSantana
http://www.reverbnation.com/juliasantana
PRINCE OF THE YEAR

JAybee RAwk



Dec 22 2009 5:20 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.yesdateme.com/photos/3329807.html?b=4&w=46
*JOHN-PS*

*JOHN-PS*



Dec 19 2009 5:30 PM

DEAREST NORM:
HAVE A FANTASTIC DECEMBER 25TH NO MATTER HOW YOU SPEND IT.

TALK ABOUT SPENDING, THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND BEFORE THE 25TH SO
GO OUT THERE AND SPEND, SPEND, SPEND……AND IF I SHOULD END UP ON YOUR GOOD LIST (THIS TIME) GIFTS WILL GLADLY BE ACCEPTED….. BUT ALWAYS SAVE TIME
TO HAVE FUN LATER TONIGHT ON THE DANCE FLOOR OF COURSE.

JOHN
PALM SPRINGS, CA
♫Official BillyJoel ♫Song Writer/Composer ©

♫Official BillyJoel ♫Song Writer/Composer ©



Dec 19 2009 6:15 AM

hah billiejeankarama is me LOL :) i cant believe you dont remember me LOL
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Dec 18 2009 4:03 AM

Hello, beautiful ;)
The Lord Suede

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Dec 13 2009 3:26 PM

Hey, How have you been?
Alfred the Great

Alfred Henry III



Dec 4 2009 2:50 PM

Sup, how have you been?
Brett

Brett Hayes



Nov 30 2009 9:36 PM

hi there whats poppin?
MisterJaccHollywood

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Nov 26 2009 4:31 AM

hey omg, so i made another bet with a friend to see who can get the most picture comments,
do me a favor?
can you comment my pics and help me winn?

gosh id appreciate that a whole lot, cute display pic btw =D






xo
ox
MisterJaccHollywood
[[☆]]GABRIEL[[☆]] ☆IM DEAF☆

[[☆]]GABRIEL[[☆]] ☆IM DEAF☆



Nov 25 2009 12:28 AM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!! =]]
Kyle Featherstone (show added!!!)

Kyle Featherstone (show added!!!)



Nov 23 2009 5:19 PM

you really should figure out why my layout is going crazyyyy
[[☆]]GABRIEL[[☆]] ☆IM DEAF☆

[[☆]]GABRIEL[[☆]] ☆IM DEAF☆



Nov 18 2009 1:42 AM

can you comment my pic? =)
Rodney Collins

Rodney Collins



Nov 15 2009 6:01 PM

Looking beutiful sweety
Rodney Collins

Rodney Collins



Nov 15 2009 5:59 PM

Hey just got back from Texas how you been
Adam ツ

Adam Jacobs



Nov 9 2009 6:31 AM

I want u.
Joshi Golightly

Joshi Golightly



Nov 9 2009 6:06 AM

Oh god. Only if you're rich. I'm an expensive whore.
THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL...

THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL...



Nov 8 2009 4:40 AM

Hello how are u doing today??
::Drowning in fire::Burning in water::

::Drowning in fire::Burning in water::



Nov 7 2009 6:16 AM

Dude great lay out and pics. Omg your like a sex god ;D Jkjk your awsome though. Love people who speak their mind. Well don't be a stranger now.
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Atrophy



Nov 6 2009 3:59 PM

Showin' mad love from . . . .Manhattan NYC. . . . I hope you enjoy :)
Candy Club

Candy Club



Nov 4 2009 9:01 AM

Hi Sweetie, I missed you last week. Are u stopping by La Botana for the Gay & Lesbian night this Friday? I would love to see you and have a couple of shots. Let me know if your coming. Radames Dolce.
kev

K Mill



Nov 4 2009 7:26 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/5792330.html?b=4&w=46
Rise With The Fallen (NEW EP NOW ON ITUNES!)

Rise With The Fallen (NEW EP NOW ON ITUNES!)



Nov 2 2009 3:49 AM

We just posted our new EP and we'd like it if you'd be able to check it out and tell us what you think! Hope to hear from you soon!

-Alan
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