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"so how much do YOU love noodles?"

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23 years old
McChord AFB, Washington
United States

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Last Login:7/26/2008
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    torture shirt's Interests
General
thinking, family, friends, sitting at the beach in the middle of the night for hours, slap boxing, talking, singing, reading, learning, piano, guitar, acoustic guitar hero, video games, camping (camper + roughing it), air force, korean, high fives, fake high fives, air humping (you like what you see?), guitar hero/rock band, thinking of good skits and never doing them, cats AND dogs, lameness, finding half empty beer bottles and whole hershey bars sitting on bus stop benches ("ITS A TRAP!!?!"), buying a "juicy" at jamba juice, speaking of which... sarah silverman (and her sweet "program"), the idea of dissappointing her with bad sex [insert high five right about here], learning html at a young age and then everyone else learning it for the sake of COOOOOOLio myspace layouts [insert fake high five right about here]
oh... and...
cyanide and happines
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Television
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HeroesRobin Williams
Robert Kirkman
Groups: Meriden People-203-core-Piano PlayersSouthern Connecticut State UniversityMark Club!wally worldpurplebeestings music variety groupI Was Born on the 27th of the Month

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     torture shirt's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Meriden, CT~br>(~i>Born Nashua, NH~/i>)
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Security Forces/Air Force Cop

   torture shirt's Schools
Defense Language Institute
Monterey, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Korean
Minor: Awesomeness
Clubs: Choir
 

2007 to Present
Francis T. Maloney High School
Meriden, CT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1998 to 2005

   torture shirt's Companies
USAF
Lackland AFB, TX US
Airman
737 TRG / 331 TRS

08AUG2007 - Present



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   torture shirt's Blurbs
About me:



here's some general info
hi... my name is alex... i'm in the united states air force...
a forewarning... i am extremely sarcastic... and i'm being totally serious... please take caution... it can get pretty bad sometimes... an old friend's head exploded once because of it... and i... i just... i can't live with that kind of guilt all over again
so i just graduated from security forces academy... on my way to my first duty station... had trained for a few months as a korean linguist prior... i'm liking it so far
i like stuff... not the dumb kind either...
if you dislike guitar hero / rockband... i hate you
i like getting to know random and unique people
i like video games, music, art, and my dancing days
...oh... and my journal



My Piano

My Guitar


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all of my music can also be heard at stage.fm/nosuchthing



aim>regardsgiveway

High School Choir
College Choir
DLI Air Force Choir



my latest YouTube video

youtube.com/regardsgiveway
Who I'd like to meet:
myself in 20 years... and my kids



   torture shirt's Friend Space (Top 16)
torture shirt has 176 friends.
 nathan 


 Lilly 


 Sarah Jeanne !!! 


 lindsay 


 Lindzs mom 


 John 


 Olivia♥ 


 Lixa jenaipasbelle 


 MISS PHILADELPHIA 


 monkeydavis 


 Longjon 


 kumquat 


 Brittany Crisis 


 Priscilla 


 mistah winslow 


 DLI Air Force Choir 





torture shirt's Friends Comments
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Vuhnessuh is finally a cop! gRaDuAtEd!





Jul 22 2008 2:24 PM

hey!
how's life treatin ya?
I graduated yesterday!
where are you now?
Brendalee BigSlick





Jul 14 2008 11:02 AM

oooo, where in new england?? connecticut would be ideal, this wawy we can do something this week.
:D
Brendalee BigSlick





Jul 14 2008 10:23 AM

HAY, i apologize for the lack of communication, i wasnt feeling well for a few days, i seem to be better, i went to get some sun yeaterday, but uh, i'm upset that i missed you, but the next time youre here, we'll have to do something. i wish you well.
<3
kumquat





Jul 10 2008 5:02 PM

u confuse me
monkeydavis





Jul 10 2008 3:05 PM

sure you can come! what would a trip to the beach be without a heaping spoonful of Guppy?
Lixa jenaipasbelle





Jul 8 2008 10:55 PM

hey... uh... I miss you... come see me before I leave?
monkeydavis





Jul 4 2008 10:46 PM

we are sexy, aren't we?
kumquat





Jul 3 2008 8:00 PM

hey, your awesome! sorry im such a retard.
miss ya! congrats on graduatin!!
monkeydavis





Jul 3 2008 6:41 PM

Dude! way to go- you frikkin did it! how does it feel??!
gotten any orders on where you are heading next? or are you stuck in TX for a while?
ruby





Jul 2 2008 6:56 PM

congrats on graduating :D....tomorrow heheh
monkeydavis





Jul 1 2008 4:41 PM

how you holdin up lately?
just imagine how awesome-er life is after tech school!
better yet- just remember how much you love noodles!!!
hit me back when you get the chance! i miss hangin' with you...

the guys here are of just about the right capacity to apreciate my zaniness, but it's not the same with noone to share it with! :'-(
Why cant it just go smoothly?





Jun 30 2008 7:56 AM

hows tech? i'll be there by next weekend we'll have to hang out somehwere gimme a call 831 320 1650
monkeydavis





Jun 28 2008 9:16 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Brendalee BigSlick





Jun 3 2008 9:16 PM

HAYY! i miss you, why haven't we talked in so long :(
¤HollyWood¤





May 28 2008 5:25 PM

Dude why the fuck would i call you! LOL j/k whats good? I didnt know Warren was your uncle er whatever
kumquat





May 27 2008 8:21 PM

oh my horrible. to both of those. but hilarious at the same time. sorry i screwed up my compy and so haven't been able to get on the internet very much at all lately.
Vuhnessuh is finally a cop! gRaDuAtEd!





May 23 2008 9:00 PM

hey! thanks for showin fat kid the micowave.
you pretty much saved my LIFE!
Sarah Jeanne !!!





May 23 2008 5:49 PM

n2m
just hangin arounddd.
r u coming home soo???
♥A1C D BABIE♥





May 22 2008 7:40 PM

lol you crack me up!
You shouldn't have gotten A 341 pulled for that!!
i'm jealous!!
Just wait i'll get one pulled tommorw for lookin shit hot!!! HAHAHAHAHA
BURN!!
Sarah Jeanne !!!





May 22 2008 3:08 PM

WATSUP?
Olivia♥





May 21 2008 7:09 PM

hahah well thats good to know! lol ;-)
BUTTT WHATS UP!!!!!!!
i miss always talking :-(
how are things out there!?!
are you coming home soon to the campground?! lol
and guess what
im moving out in january!!
lol
im getting a house with a friend :-D
but yeah hope to hear back from you!!

Liv<33333333333
MISS PHILADELPHIA





May 11 2008 8:35 PM

that one time when i stole it from you along with that check and bunch of other shit:)
monkeydavis





May 10 2008 6:49 PM

oh, and i finally got a chance to see that Cyan and Happ you sent.
hilarious!
monkeydavis





May 10 2008 6:46 PM

wow dude! I'm so super stoked for ya! congradulations for all of those qualifications and the shooting scores! so jealous!
KILLER





May 10 2008 1:21 PM

that is me
lindsay





May 10 2008 7:20 AM

just wanted to say hi. when are you coming home? june right? call me so we can get together. hope all is well and you are having fun...at some level.
KILLER





May 10 2008 1:59 AM

no sir, i don't have any art classes.
KILLER





May 9 2008 6:15 PM

class?
Brendalee BigSlick





May 7 2008 12:29 PM

HAY! I can't find your number.. that's why I havent got back to you.
kumquat





Apr 24 2008 6:13 PM

oh, wow. that's....amazing?
haha how have you been? mr. no time to call me anymore.
=(
monkeydavis