Lou
Bill Bourdon
Bill Bourdon "How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man." - Johnny Cash

Male
100 years old
7th Circle of Hell, Apt. 7, New Hampshire
United States



Last Login: 8/22/2009
Mood: artistic Mood Image
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    Lou's Interests
GeneralI'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
MusicGeorge Michael (NOT Andrew Ridgeley!), Ministering Virtue, Bon Jovi, Barry Manilow (yeah... that's right). Big fan of showtunes.
MoviesThe Breakfast Club, The Exorcist, Fight Club, Rosemary's Baby, Amityville Horror, White Christmas, the Omen.
TelevisionMost reality TV (gives a good idea of who to expect next through the firey gates), Reaper, American Idol (of course), Family Guy, Gilmore Girls.
Books
  • The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff
  • Self-Defeating Behaviors: Free Yourself from the Habits, Compulsions, Feelings, and Attitudes That Hold You Back by Milton R. Cudney and Robert E. Hardy
  • Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi and Amanda Mayer
  • When Am I Going to Be Happy?: How to Break the Emotional Bad Habits That Make You Miserable by Penelope Russianoff
  • Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog by John Grogan
  • The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey
Heroes, Ari Gold, Gandhi, Dad, Edgar Allen Poe, Andy Dick, the guy who invented the DMV, Hillary Clinton, whoever made Jiffy Pop.

     Lou's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hell, Underworld
Body type:6' 7" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Unemployed
Income:Less than $30,000

   Lou's Companies
Hell
7th Circle, US
former President
torture/customer relations

laid off
Heaven
Cloud # 8, US
follower/ traitor
Pearly Gates, Sector 2

fired



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   Lou's Blurbs
About me:
To say I'm misunderstood is an oversight ( I won't even bother getting into that now). I guess I'm like everyone else. Although I'm new to Earths crust, I feel like I've been here for years. Even though I have to get up early for my car salesman job, I find myself up at all hours watching reality television. Doesn't matter the show. I watch them all. My favorite though has to be Brett Michaels "Rock Of Lusty Whores?" Yeah. they're all going to Hell. I just watch to see the order. Speaking of reality t.v., Gordon Ramsey from Hell's Kitchen?... actual demon. You didn't hear it from me. That guy has some issues. Not to point a finger but, Hell? 70% British. That's fact. You can't make that kind of thing up. I'm recently divorced so... any girls out there who like what they see... give big Lou a ring!

THINGS I HATE: Authority, people who dress their pets, OJ with pulp, people who sleep with my wife, people who throw food.

THINGS I LOVE:S & M



The Official Myspace Survey

Name: Satan
Birthday: N/A
Birthplace: Heaven
Current Location: Hell (otherwise known as New England)
Eye Color: Yellow
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6' 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: The Heavens and Earth
The Shoes You Wore Today: I wear hooves
Your Weakness:
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Italian Sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GO BACK TO WENCE I CAME!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who's going to hate me today?
Your Best Physical Feature: My horns?
Your Bedtime: Whenever the pills kick in
Your Most Missed Memory: Torturing lost souls
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Not many girls want to date the Devil...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: not a fan of ice cream - too cold.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, and lots of it.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I try not to.
Do you Sing: Too shy
Do you Shower Daily: I try. It's hard to shower because of the horns.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. Once.
Do you want to go to College: I'm about four thousand years old...
Do you want to get Married: Still getting over the last one.
Do you believe in yourself: I used to. Then I was fired and sent to Earth. Since then, not so much.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I've never been in a plane or boat.
Do you think you are Attractive: I used to.
Are you a Health Freak: I was very atheletic in my job in Hell.
Do you get along with your Parents: No mother. My father...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: I haven't had time to try any... and NO, I've never played a fiddle of gold!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Very much
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. They throw things at me.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Double Stuffed!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: It's my favorite.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ...
Ever been Drunk: Often
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: I seriously don't think so.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I've been around death forever. Never thought about it on the other end.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Again... I am thousands of years old.
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Jet Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 7' or taller
Weight: 130
Best Clothing Style: Goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 143
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
TAKE THIS MYSPACE SURVEY
FREE RINGTONES

Who I'd like to meet:
Although no one ever believes me to this day, Marilyn Manson and I are not friends. Yet because of all the talk, I feel like we've been best buds forever. So I should at least meet the guy. Seth MacFarland (creator of The Family Guy). He seems like he'd be a fun conversation. Pauley Shore. I've been waiting for Pauley for over fifteen years now. Although I don't work for Hell anymore, I'll make an exception in his case.


   Lou's Friend Space (Top 12)
Lou has 53 friends.
 Bill 


 Barry Manilow 


 God 


 Erin 


 Miss Jessica/crash test dummy 


 Justin 


 Norm 


 ~ Tom 


 ~*~J~*~ 


 Brian 


 Spires 


 'Tis I 





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Timothy Remp, Writer

Tim Remp



May 20 2009 1:54 AM

Thank you for the add, I brought you a gift !
Das HowitZer 88

Howitzer H



Mar 31 2009 3:01 PM

Thanks For the add
Erin

Erin



Sep 10 2008 12:47 AM

Miss Jessica/crash test dummy

Miss Jessica/crash test dummy



Sep 2 2008 3:59 AM

Erin

Erin



Jun 6 2008 12:31 PM

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