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Killer of Many Mice

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  • Sticky

    slacker.

    3 years ago
  • Sticky

    The picture in question was taken before you were a factor in the equation. Besides, on occassion such as this the beast puts himself in mortal jeopardy to ensure my safety which in turn means I return safely home to provide you with tuna a belly rubs, you should reconsider your plotting against the long tongued one.
    Give peace a chance!!!!

    3 years ago
  • Sticky

    I would dispose of him...but we're supposed to be getting married and for the time being he supplies your tuna...you may want to reconsider...get back to me on that one.

    3 years ago
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    And there may be tunas in it for you.

    3 years ago
  • Sticky

    Keep your face outta pirate mike's butt or you may end up with an eye to match the leg...I know what you two were up to in the office...for shame.

    4 years ago
  • Sticky

    There's a can of tuna in it for you if you guard the cookies. ;)

    4 years ago
  • Sticky

    FYI - should wie be laying in a lifeless lump in front of the large white swirling water receptacle...we will have to dispose of the body and act as tho nothing happened. Keep me posted.

    4 years ago
  • Sticky

    The beast misses your gentle ways. He looks forward to the grooming sessions. He would also like you to tell the larger of you small fur butts to chill the heck out.

    4 years ago
  • Anya Schwender

    Thank you kindly for your comment on my interweb page. Your friend Cenafan has nice abs, but I'm concerned that he/she/it may be stalking you. Do not take the rose bribe.

    5 years ago
  • diva

    5 years ago

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Interests

  • General

    I enjoy running, playing with my brother, venturing outside, killing mice, finding tuna, and consuming tuna. Tuna is not the 'chicken of the sea' as you humans are so fond of saying. Apparently your inferior taste buds cannot differentiate between chicken, a land-based animal, and tuna, the deliciousness from the sea. I feel sorry for you.

  • Movies

    Finding Nemo. I'd like to find Nemo myself, quite frankly.

Blurbs

About me:

The Feeder does not know my true name, and even if he did, he could not pronounce it. Roughly translated it means The Killer Of Many Mice. However, due to The Feeder thinking my conversational tone consists merely of "squeaks", as he puts it, I am temporarily stuck with the moniker 'Jeff'. You have no idea how insulting that is to a feline of my caliber.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you?I AM NOT A PET
What is your name?The Killer of Many Mice
What other nicknames do you have?"Jeff", sadly
What is your favorite treat?Tuna
What would your owner describe you as?He calls me 'squeaks'
What is the funniest thing you have done?This one time, at kitty camp...
What is the bravest thing you have done?Sniffed The Feeder's socks once
Yes or No
Are you neutered?Yes :(
Are you a social animal?Yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking?I invoke my right to the fifth amendment
Are you friendly?Yes
Are you overweight?ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?
Do you like warm milk?I've never had it
Do you eat cheese?What is this 'cheese'?
Do you eat bugs?They're tasty
Do you live with other animals?Yes; my stupid brother
Do you like being in the house more than being outside?No, I long for the outdoors. The ground is warm and I like to roll around on it
Do you like to exercise?I enjoy chasing tuna if that's what you're getting at
Do you like car rides?No
Do you get into stuff?IT WAS MINE TO GET IN TO
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy?If he knows what's good for him
Do you like to swim?In water? Are you joking?
Do you chase laser pen dots?On occasion I have been known to partake of this activity
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy?Given the chance I would kill him, but he is the only one capable of opening The Cold Place and fetching the tins of deliciousness held in its icy grasp

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Who I'd like to meet:

Mice

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Height: 1' 3"
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Occupation: House Sitter

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