kickball, pizza, pizza club, the three n's (nerds, ninjas and napoleon dynamite), freelegal music, intermeeting people, livejournal, flickr picture snooping, youtube, my cat, telling stories yet being a bad liar, hobolympics, filling up my time with way too much stuff, chewy chips ahoy cookies, coke and bubble gum at the same time, writing children's lit., reference to masters of the universe, pop trivia, making my bed, soft butter, drunken txt msging, npr, consistantly buying the wrong bags for my vaccuum, boring club for jerks, tattoos of pathetic male cartoon characters, staples stuck in the teeth of a staple remover, coffee with my sugar,
Music
lets look at my current itunes playlist: unicorns, robot ate me, modest mouse, animal collective, dcfc, velvet teen, MORRISSEY, ben kweller, the smiths, oh no oh my, interpol, microphones, beat happening, editors, x, pavement, pretty girls make graves, cat power, flaming lips, neutral milk hotel, the shins, ambulance ltd, wilco, dresden dolls, nico, talking heads, clap your hands say yeah, echo and the bunneymen, belle & sebastian, minus story, decemberists, new order, rilo kiley, arcade fire, david bowie, french kicks, wolf parade, dntel, the national, american analog set, the cure, the cardigans, cibo mato, queen, nada surf, pulp, tenacious d, phoenix, yeah yeah yeahs, american football, magnetic fields, explosions in the sky, joy division, band of horses, fiery furnaces, starlight mints, stereolab
Movies
rushmore, royal tenenbaums, life aquatic (see a frigg'n theme here?), wet hot american summer (perfect movie), ninja 3: the domination (perfect ninja movie), the jerk, american president, shawshank redemption, trading places, napoleon dynamite, lotr, star wars, harry potter, revenge of the nerds, best in show, spinal tap, ealing studio films (kind hearts and coronetts, the ladykillers, the lavendar hill mob), animals are beautiful people, masters of the universe, remo williams, movies with dinosaurs
Television
the office (british first, then american version), my name is earl (american first, the british version is about some rich guy), red dwarf, the young ones, blackadder, jeeves and wooster, house, law & orders (all kinds), dr. katz, adult swim (all kinds), a bit of fry and laurie, mythbusters, foster's home for imaginary friends, various reality shows (apprentice, fattest fat person, et al). Really, there are too many to mention.
Books
dave eggers, neil gaiman, roald dahl, neal stephenson, phillip k. dick, alfred bester, warren ellis, grant morrison, shel silverstein, bill peet, endless children's book authors, harry potter series, michael chabon, james carroll, lemony snickett, REAL ULTIMATE POWER,the dictionary and the thesaurus, calvin and hobbes,
University Of California-Santa Barbara
Santa Barbara,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: Boring Club for Jerks, Trying To Sleep In A House of Ten Guys Club, Not Drinking Club for Idiots, Hateful Nerds Club,
Greek:
Lambda Lambda Lambda
1996 to 2000
North Hollywood Senior High
North Hollywood,California
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: awesomers club, supid boring dummy club, sitting alone under a tree during lunch club,
Activity: I like kickball. If I was a teenager, I would say that I “like” like kickball. And then, I’d have a friend pass kickball a note during 4th period English class so we could make out during lunch, by the big gnarled oak tree in the quad. I liked kickball so much, I would stand outside kickball’s window and try to figure out ways to sneak in through the window.
I play on the Awesome Helicopter Ninjas and have since its inception. I used to be the President of the CAStudio Division, but that’s over…for now. In the Winter 06 Season, we won the championship. It was awesome! In the Spring 06 Season, we won the championship again! That is called back to back, for those that are stupid idiots. This has never been done before in the Southern Californian WAKA leagues. I did my part, by sitting on the bench for most of this last season! Yes! I still get a ring, motherfuckers. We, Ninjas, are going to play in the Leader's Cup. Which is one of the top two national championships of kickball, in San Diego on November 11th.
6 months later....The Awesome Helicopter Ninjas won ANOTHER championship, but also lost one. So, we're 3/4 in championships.
I also now am captain of a new team in the Junction Division, this is the Hobolympians. We also have a Flickr Page. I love this team a lot.
Future: I try to write children's literature, but as of late, have no time for it. Correction: I am lazy. And sometimes Double Dash gets in the way.
Obsession: I can tell you the name of every He-Man and the Master's of the Universe character ever created. Also, in general, I know too much about them. As individuals, and as a whole. I had all but three of them. I didn't have King Randor, Clamp Champ or Scare Glow. I can even tell you about the one that was created (though never physically created) as part of a contest through the MotU magazine, back in the early 80's. And I'm not talking about He-Ro, who was some European dandy of a He-Man figure. His name was Photog. Technically, "The Fearless Photog". I entered that contest and did not win. The guy my grandmother and I created had an Octopus head. And was about a billion times better than Photog. Photog can eat my ass. Fuckin' Photog. More like....Dumb....tog.
Foods: I can eat an entire package of Chewy Chips Ahoy! Cookies and not feel ill. The same applies to Pizza. I started Pizza Club because of this. Its nearly perfect in concept and execution.
I also have several food related phobias that are so vast and complex, it would require a computer the size of a small moon to properly translate to coherency.
Awesomeness: The Super Manfredi still blows my mind.
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Who I'd like to meet: h. jon benjamin, michael ian black, dracula, son of blacula, vegetable man, whoever invented the "zing!" the "oh, snap" the "ice burn" or the "face". scott's sister has already invented "face" as a noun, but I mean it as a...you know, a thingie.
um, is that a pink panther ice cream with gumball eyes? if yes, then i really have to get back to california. they only have lame tweety bird ones out here . . . booo!
Hey Michael! It was so nice to see you last night. How long has it been since we got together to win a championship... like a year? Let's not wait so long next time.
except you wouldn't know that because you're totally retarded.
i did not get that package today, but i hope it shows up in the next 20 minutes and is a package of freshly cooked mexican food. or possibly meatballs of some sort.
