Mike
Mike Yaeger
I calculated the odds of succeeding vs the odds that I was doing something insanely stupid and... I went ahead anyway.

Male
23 years old
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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    Mike's Interests
GeneralTurn ons: Fire, blood, frotteurism. Turn offs: Underpants, pedestrians, and justice.
MusicGreen Day. NOFX. Relient K. Motorhead. Alkaline Trio.
MoviesTerminator 2. Shaun of the Dead. I Gave At The Office. Soylent Green. Pulp Fiction. Night of the Living Dead. Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Indiana Jones. The Spendiforous Zeppelin Escapades of Filliam H Muffman. The Thing. The Incredibles. Chopping Mall. The Thing.
TelevisionThe Daily Show. Real Time. Family Guy. American Dad. Mystery Science Theater 3000. Futurama. Colbert Report. The Simpsons. I like animation and the fake news.
BooksFarenheit 451. American Psycho. Fight Club. Anything by Douglas Adams. The Martian Chronicles. Anything by Christopher Moore. Transmetropolitan. Slash. Redemption Song: The Ballad of Joe Strummer. King Dork.
Heroes

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Groups: ChickPeas Chumps!

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     Mike's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Philadelphia
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Mike's Schools
Holy Family University
Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2003 to 2005
Mathematics, Science & Technol
Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2003
Abp Ryan High School
Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1999 to 2001

   Mike's Networking
Music - Performance - Guitar




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   Mike's Blurbs
About me:
Just your average 18-35 year old white male. Except that I am hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome.

I hate sports. Don't talk to me about the fucking Eagles. I don't care.

Check out The Doomsdayers if you like totally fucking awesome things. AIM = Zombiesarejerks

We, the acid scarred victims of history, of evil and hypocrisy, exalt criminals to office. Vietnam. El Salvador. Chile. With lovely missiles roaring, bombs of the rich and he white and the pious and burn children and torture women, forever and ever, amen.
Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented airline food so I can be all "What's the deal?"

   Mike's Friend Space (Top 8)
Mike has 263 friends.
 The DOOMSDAYERS! (www.thedoomsdayers.com) 


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 Kappauf 


 Rev. Dead Mike 


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 Soul Reapin 3 


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Mike's Friends Comments
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Sly





May 27 2009 7:37 PM

Ha! Ya found me...catch ya on the next go 'round, man. How's the road>?slybanner
Marie Lynn





May 19 2009 11:26 PM

Fucker! <3
Rev. Dead Mike





May 11 2009 8:16 PM

I really liked that video, but it was missing something....male on male action
Carlee™





May 7 2009 10:06 PM

hey its carlee from hallmark..lol
i just wanted to see if u knew how karen was doing w/ the cancer thing...even tho things kinda ended weird between me and her..i just wanted to see if she is goin to be ok....and to see how ur doing of course...lol..i really do miss workin there but shit happens..so i guess write me when u can
~~Carlee
Kappauf





Apr 6 2009 7:05 PM

Sweet, my gf said shes going to slap a boyscouts sticker on the bumper.
Kappauf





Apr 6 2009 3:24 AM

really??!!?? Thats fuckin awesome! Is it like a child molester van?
Kappauf





Apr 6 2009 12:44 AM

Any van progress?
Rev. Dead Mike





Mar 16 2009 10:26 PM

..
Kappauf





Mar 13 2009 5:09 PM

I know, right? What the fuck?
Kappauf





Mar 12 2009 7:28 PM

♠Hells Kitten♠





Feb 25 2009 12:16 AM

i have a feeling i'm gonna be waiting on this baby all night i hope you feel better at least your not in labor
party pelican!





Feb 20 2009 5:11 PM

haha thank you mike. i had to go to your profile to see that it was you - there was no jewish christmas card default or anything haha.
THE GODDAMN GALLOWS (ON TOUR W/ NEW ALBUM)





Feb 15 2009 12:55 AM

Thanx for the Goddamn add!

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SASQUATCH and the SICK-A-BILLYS





Feb 12 2009 7:09 AM

THANK YOU!!!


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Rev. Dead Mike





Feb 2 2009 6:16 AM

* &hearts * The Divine Missy EM!!! * &hearts *





Jan 20 2009 3:34 AM

i wanna learn to play guitar. i need this skill.
Felicia





Jan 12 2009 8:35 PM

mister hallmark over here. uh huh.
ASHLEY





Jan 2 2009 6:10 AM

ive been working nonstop all month.its award time.
geraldine, darling.





Dec 28 2008 6:59 AM

i have not left you a comment in years.
Soul Reapin 3





Dec 14 2008 4:01 PM

You guys were fucking excellent. Thanks for coming out, hope you had as much fun as we did.
We'll be doing something again before too long
Felicia





Dec 4 2008 9:20 PM

once in a great while i think you look like ryan adams.
A picture of my head on a hurricane.





Nov 30 2008 4:40 AM

I saw a car down here that looked just like your old oldsmobile that I fucked up. Even had the side panel all scraped.

Did you sell it to a cuban?
A picture of my head on a hurricane.





Nov 30 2008 4:40 AM

By the way, the prussian blue countdown has to be the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Meow Meow





Nov 25 2008 5:08 PM

*sings* What's hitler got to do got to do with it?

hahah
Kappauf





Nov 7 2008 3:52 PM

Yeah, the stage was a flatbed trailer!! Fuckin awesome!
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