I'm currently writing a book detailing my experience working as a gentile at a Jewish magazine. Some crazy agent thought that I was observant and witty enough (smart, sexy and clever, too) to pull it off. He's totally right. I'm a sexy beast.
Since the people that I work with aren't interesting enough to fill an entire book, I'm writing it as a novel. This way I can give them better personalities and weave in an entertaining storyline. If ever there was a personality plastic-surgeon, it's me. I could make millions doing this in reality.
I can't tell you much about the book at this point, but I can let you know that it's full of Jewish love and humor. Dry humor, that is. It's the best kind. Stay tuned for frequent updates...
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Hi and thanks for the friend request :) Hope things are good in your corner of the world.
When you have a chance, please check out the latest Amazon reviews of my book, Dancing with Dragonflies by clicking the cover image below. People really like it ! :)
Hi, just stopping by to wish you a happy Thursday, and to let you know that the new Rain book, Requiem for an Assassin, comes out on May 22. I'll be on the road for a month promoting it, in the San Francisco Bay Area (Menlo Park, San Mateo, Santa Rosa), Seattle, Ft. Lewis, Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix, Boulder, Houston, Ft. Hood, Albuquerque, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Carmel (Indianapolis), Bethesda (DC), West Chester (Philadelphia), NYC. Details on my profile page. If you're around for one of these events, come on by -- it would be great to see you!
Look, everyone knows you're a beautiful, brilliant, billionaire, rock star, astrophysical cosmologist. So, why not vote for me to be on "America's Next Big Producer?" All you have to do is GO TO THIS WEBSITE, click "Join this Contest," follow the instructions, and vote for "Adam's Bio"!
Heya Not Chosen Whats goin on with you?
Just swinging by to see how our Myspace friends are doing
Hope you had a killer weekend
Keep in touch
Mike
...Of Echoes
We hope you can join us for the Kriti Festival, April 26-29 in Chicago. Please tell all your friends who write/ read/ love/ want to learn about South Asian and diasporic literature!
Not expensive, but tres chic (limited run ensures that you may infact be the only one on your block to show your Jewish Pride in quite this way.)
Check 'em out, but them, enjoy them. Tell your friends. And fear not - a portion of the proceeds goes to charity. So not only do you look good on the outside, your soul looks hot on the inside. Don't believe me? Check out the glow on the models. Yeah, that's what I thought.