Not Chosen
Not Chosen I got a job at a Jewish Magazine. I'm not Jewish. They Think I am.

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31 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 3/29/2008
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     Not Chosen's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Editor

   Not Chosen's Schools
Indiana University
Bloomington, IN
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1997 to 2001



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About me:

I write HERE regularly.

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Oh yeah, I write here too:

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And, finally, here:

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I'm currently writing a book detailing my experience working as a gentile at a Jewish magazine. Some crazy agent thought that I was observant and witty enough (smart, sexy and clever, too) to pull it off. He's totally right. I'm a sexy beast.

Since the people that I work with aren't interesting enough to fill an entire book, I'm writing it as a novel. This way I can give them better personalities and weave in an entertaining storyline. If ever there was a personality plastic-surgeon, it's me. I could make millions doing this in reality.

I can't tell you much about the book at this point, but I can let you know that it's full of Jewish love and humor. Dry humor, that is. It's the best kind. Stay tuned for frequent updates...

Articles Starring (Or, At Least Mentioning) Yours Truly:

  • Remainders: For This, She Goes to the Gym?, Gawker

  • Remainders: Happy New Years, Jews!, Gawker
  • Throw the Fake Jew Down the Well, Gawker
  • Blogorrhea NYC: Pretending You're Someting You're Not, Gawker

  • Fake Jew Faking Being a Fake Jew, Gawker

  • Gawker uses my title as their own. (Mimicry = Flattery, etc...), Gawker

  • Jewish Blogs: Baby Like! Jewlicious

  • Any Minute Now, Craig is Going to be Outed, Jewcy

  • Lying is Funny! (No, really. It is.), Logged Hours

  • I'm So Much Jewisher Than You, Please Do It, Ms Hewitt

  • Alf to Gawker: "I'll Show You What a Real Anti-Semite Is," Please Do It, Ms Hewitt

  • Jews Love: Italians?, Jewbiquitous

  • Jews Love: Comedy and Not Chosen, Jewbiquitous

  • Not Chosen, Just Posin', Yo Yenta!

  • A Sad Day for Faux and Verite Jews Alike, Yo Yenta!

  • Faking It, Daily Jews

  • I'm a Gimmick Whore, Life Regurgitated

  • Not Chosen, Just Posin', Snarksmith

  • Just in Time for the 14th, The Girl Also Blogs

  • Fake, Fake, Real, Spokesman for the Counterforce

  • Blogday Belated, I Broke My Mop

  • Sick, twisted and spot-on. Sick, twisted, and heh, Accidentally Jewish

  • Is Black Face Funny?"Accidentally Jewish
  • Nose Job Gym Class,SFAQ
  • How Afflicted is the Blog World, Jewbiquitous

  • Jews Love: The Gym,Jewbiquitous

  • Know Your Jewish Community: Jewish Youth Culture Publications, Jewbiquitous

  • I just discovered fakejew..., Top My Story's LiveJournal

  • Check These Guys Out,The Maiden Metallurgist

  • Jewish Student Press Announces the Top 5, 7, 10, and 20 of Everything, New Voices

  • Two is Better Than One, Kim's Cans

  • Jewish Mothers, Sketchy Artists, and More..., Candy in a Barrel

  • Free Cigs, Snoring Boyfriends, and More..., Candy in a Barrel

  • Adam Corolla, Connecticut, Fat Vaccines and the Daily Drudge, Candy in a Barrel

  • Links For Your Entertainment, The Ross Press Release






  • Who I'd like to meet:

    You:

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    If I ever finish my book, I'll email the people on this list. If I don't, I won't.

    As well as...

    People who will teach me about Judaism so I don't get canned.

    Someone who'd like to give me a new job so I don't have to pretend I'm Jewish anymore.

    Japs! (No, not Japanese men; Jewish American Princesses)

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    Jack - Author of Dancing with Dragonflies



    Aug 16 2007 5:16 PM

    Hi and thanks for the friend request :) Hope things are good in your corner of the world.

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    Aug 16 2007 1:31 PM

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    Jul 4 2007 7:19 PM

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    May 11 2007 4:10 AM

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    May 11 2007 2:03 AM

    Hi, just stopping by to wish you a happy Thursday, and to let you know that the new Rain book, Requiem for an Assassin, comes out on May 22. I'll be on the road for a month promoting it, in the San Francisco Bay Area (Menlo Park, San Mateo, Santa Rosa), Seattle, Ft. Lewis, Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix, Boulder, Houston, Ft. Hood, Albuquerque, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Carmel (Indianapolis), Bethesda (DC), West Chester (Philadelphia), NYC. Details on my profile page. If you're around for one of these events, come on by -- it would be great to see you!
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    OF ECHOES



    May 8 2007 3:04 PM

    seems were sneakin into the new week. hope your weekend was great.
    dont forget to stop by occasionaly there always something new going on in our camp
    Jennifer

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    Apr 14 2007 6:19 AM

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    Reb. Shlomo Carlebach OB''M



    Mar 29 2007 9:19 AM

    Chag Sameach. Have a happy and kosher pesach! Le Shanah Ha Ba BeYerushalaim

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    Adam



    Mar 27 2007 11:29 PM

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    Mar 26 2007 7:13 AM

    Heya Not Chosen Whats goin on with you?
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    Mar 4 2007 4:06 AM

    Thank you for making us your friend, Not Chosen!

    We hope you can join us for the Kriti Festival, April 26-29 in Chicago. Please tell all your friends who write/ read/ love/ want to learn about South Asian and diasporic literature!

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    i feel like the manwhore should read: "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" or maybe he has....that would explain a lot.
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    Check 'em out, but them, enjoy them. Tell your friends. And fear not - a portion of the proceeds goes to charity. So not only do you look good on the outside, your soul looks hot on the inside. Don't believe me? Check out the glow on the models. Yeah, that's what I thought.

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    Feb 20 2007 5:08 AM


    Thank you for being my friend! Stop by and say Hi!

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    Jewish Princess

    Jewish Princess



    Feb 10 2007 8:00 AM

    Have a nice Weekend Not Chosen



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