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Member Since9/17/2006
Band MembersThe Toast in the Machine (Guitars), Spike Polite {(aka, Stack Napkins; aka, Smooth Maneuver) (Bass)}, Bob Noxious (Vocals), Alan Lloyd (Drums)...
InfluencesKill your idols! More specifically, kill all of those "American Idols." Thanks in advance...
Sounds LikeFingernails on a chalkboard...
Record Label"Dry Clean Only"
Type of LabelIndie


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Jill

Jill



Dec 15 2009 4:51 AM

I'm trying to get your attention under the mistletoe, Toasty . ..

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C.C.

C.C.



Dec 11 2009 2:54 AM

This scene made me fall in love with Woody Allen. I always appreciated his comedy before then, but this look into the existential angst that those of us who ponder the meaninglessness of existence sometimes experience gave me a whole new view of life & tremendous respect for this man's art.

Enjoy, my sweet bro:


Tooth Faerie

Tooth Faerie



Dec 11 2009 2:14 AM


Nippy Sugarsox

Nippy Sugarsox



Dec 11 2009 12:44 AM

i forgot to say Belated Wishes. is this where i bleat like a lamb? BaaaaaBaaaaaaa
Nippy Sugarsox

Nippy Sugarsox



Dec 11 2009 12:27 AM

I came here to see you in your birthday suit! Not sure if i should dress for the occasion...

Happy Birthday you big wonderful man!! XXXoo))oo0000ooxxxxx :)
LaFang

La Fang



Dec 10 2009 2:06 PM

Just because it's late doesn't mean it's not sincere...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOASTIE!!
You know how I loves you!
Muah, sweetness!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO!
Saint Colette

Saint Colette



Dec 9 2009 6:51 AM

Happy, Happy Birthday, darlin Toastie! I hope it 'was' (was...because I'm late writing this and doing it on my phone from a hospital [Dad] *sigh) fantastic, and that every day this year is magical. Mega Super Smoooooooooooches~ xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Anne with an E

Anne with an E



Dec 8 2009 10:50 PM

"People are strange." - Jim Morrison

Happy Birthday.

HEIDE

HEIDE



Dec 8 2009 9:48 PM

Happy Birthday Toasty, from one of your biggest fans!!! 
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Hope the year ahead for you is prosperous, creative and very fulfilling. 
All my very best,
~Heide~ 
Carla

Carla



Dec 8 2009 6:46 PM

Happy Happy Happy Birthday to you!!!! 
I hope your day is filled with fun surprises.....
Enjoy, Relax and Eat Lots of Cake

xxoo
~Carla  


C.C.

C.C.



Dec 8 2009 6:43 PM



4 ur viewing pleasure...

4 ur viewing pleasure...



Dec 8 2009 6:29 PM

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C.C.

C.C.



Dec 8 2009 6:10 PM

Loved the idea behind this video.
Sadly, the audio was disabled by the goddamn record company, but they are still great shots:


C.C.

C.C.



Dec 8 2009 6:07 PM

Well here are some other incredible inventions of the 20th century, but none of them are as fabulous as you are...

Happy Birthday, my Toastie!!
XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
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Dec 8 2009 5:14 AM

Jerry

Jerry



Dec 7 2009 4:37 PM

Thank you!!! That is awesome!!! :)
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Dec 7 2009 6:08 AM

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*Warrior Princess*



Dec 6 2009 10:20 PM

Thank you for your request :-)

Peace, Love and *Light*,

~ Miko ~

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Newamba

Newamba



Dec 6 2009 6:17 PM

I know a girl from New Mexico and her name is Toaster. Maybe you two are related.

 

 

Jerry

Jerry



Dec 6 2009 1:32 PM

Thank you. We really appreciate it. :)
Jerry

Jerry



Dec 6 2009 11:56 AM

Thank you!! You are awesome!!!!
C.C.

C.C.



Dec 5 2009 12:03 AM

Poor Santa
*sniff... sniff...*


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Dec 4 2009 4:20 AM

Found on Twitter:

Tiger Woods Family Christmas Card Photo:

Tiger Woods Christmas card. I know, I know...someone's gotta ... on Twitpic
Anna Savage

Anna Savage



Dec 3 2009 12:28 AM

ah, nothin like a good bit o toast
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C.C.

C.C.



Dec 1 2009 7:33 AM

Toastie, you're such a badass!

xoxoxoxxox



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