Valorie, aspiring comedian
Female / Urban / Stand-Up
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Not yet a comedian. Just you wait!
Female
26 years old
San Diego
United States
Last Login: 7/16/2009
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Valorie, aspiring comedian's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | My name is Valorie, I'm not quite a comedian in the sense that I've never performed and I've only written a bit. But I have tested out my stuff on unsuspecting friends, but the reaction has ranged to luke-warm to downright negative. I thought of just promoting myself as the least funny comedian that may or may not ever perform, but if my material ends up getting good, then there goes my act. Here's what people have said about my comedy:
"Oh Jesus, that was horrible. Why did I ever encourage you?" -Prominent comedian whom wishes to distance himself from me.
"Why did you make me your test audience? Now not only am I turned off of all comedy, I am also turned off of you!" -Boyfriend
"Quit now and save yourself the embarrassment. Please." -Best friend
"WTF? I am not LMAO, ROFL nor LOLing. I am defriending you!" -Internet friend "Fuck, why didn't I just abort you?" -Mom | | Website | igudatphotoshoppe.blogspot.com/ | | Influences | I'm going to list them, and they may be offended in the near future:
Bob and David (especially Bob)
Tim and Eric
The Kids in the Hall
Stella
The State
Eugene Mirman
Doug Benson
Steve Byrne
Conan O'Brien
The Guys at The Tomorrow Show (especially Ron Lynch)
Tony Camin
Lewis Black
Arj Barker
Steve Agee, whom stupidly told me that my mind is sick enough to become a comedian.
Scott Aukerman
Just about anyone who was ever on "Mr. Show" | | TV Shows | None |
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Valorie, aspiring comedian's Interests
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| General | Comedy, music, animals, making bad photoshops, judging people to make myself feel better. | | Heroes | Bob Odenkirk |
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Valorie, aspiring comedian's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Smyrna, TN (lots of Comedy Inspiration) | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Occupation: | Veterinary Technician |
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About me:
I want to be a comedian, which means, yes, I hate myself, have low self-esteem and I want everyone to know it and confirm my feelings of inadequacy by letting people judge me while I'm on stage. Preferably, in front of comedians I highly regard. I also enjoy not making much money and living paycheck to paycheck with no health insurance.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People that find me funny.
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